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    Quote Originally Posted by Piper
    I apologise from the whole female population of Planet Earth for all the pain and suffering we have caused you guys...
    That's not good enough: If you can get the whole female population to sign the apology then maybe I'll reconsider.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Matteh
    I've solved my girl trouble - whoop
    It was the suit, wasn't it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by cpr
    I agree with LE, the disposer is better than divorce. At least if it doesnt crush bone thats the only appliance you need to replace, rather than half your property


    Yeah the whole woman 'routine' is horrid, but least they have a routine. When men are put in that position we either
    A) Run away in fear and never go within 5 miles of her again
    B) Laugh at girl. Causing her suicide
    C) Think what the hey, sleep with her anyway, blame alcohol, and end up with a stalker (not to mention the mick taken by our mates forever)

    Personally cant complain about women problems. Well, bar the fact she's 2 inches taller than me (i nearly said 2 inches bigger, but i know the mentality of people on here. Me included). It's not like i'm majorly short either, i'm 5ft 10!

    She is officially banned from wearing heals.
    I can understand that, being an ex-wicketkeeper he'd probably have good hands...

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    Quote Originally Posted by adharcric
    Build on the friendship, that's more valuable. If it's meant to go beyond friendship, it'll happen.


    Yeah, because once you're really, really good friends it'll make it easier to spit out the old line about not wanting to wreck it.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Robertinho
    Ok Eddie... I think you've used that joke enough...
    I only do it for your benefit.

    Everyone else gets it the first or second time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Son Of Coco
    Quote Originally Posted by Originally Posted by Mr Casson
    Piper, I reckon the worst place for guys to get tactical advice from is a girl. Don't forget that every single one of these girl problems is caused by the fact that we don't understand women. It's like asking a vegetarian for the best way to eat a porterhouse steak.
    Thank you! I was just coming to this thread to write the same thing.

    The main difference between guys and girls is that we'll admit we have no idea what we're doing...
    Excuse me! I don't have a clue what guys are thinking & I'm sure most girls will say the same thing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by luckyeddie
    I only do it for your benefit.

    Everyone else gets it the first or second time.
    No matter how many times you use it, it still won't be funny
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    Quote Originally Posted by Anna
    Excuse me! I don't have a clue what guys are thinking & I'm sure most girls will say the same thing.
    Usually it's something along the lines of "Why oh why oh why do we have to go back to Dolcis AGAIN?!??? She's tried the same flaming pair of shoes on in three different shops now, and my feet hurt, and the World Cup final is starting in ten minutes. I really hope she dies of carrier bag poisoning."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robertinho
    No matter how many times you use it, it still won't be funny
    Very good - for you, anyway.

    For anyone else it woul... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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    Quote Originally Posted by luckyeddie
    Usually it's something along the lines of "Why oh why oh why do we have to go back to Dolcis AGAIN?!??? She's tried the same flaming pair of shoes on in three different shops now, and my feet hurt, and the World Cup final is starting in ten minutes. I really hope she dies of carrier bag poisoning."
    Except there's an obvious mistake in that - I'd never go shopping on the day of the World Cup final. Or any other sporting occasion that held my interest, for that matter

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anna
    Excuse me! I don't have a clue what guys are thinking & I'm sure most girls will say the same thing.
    If he's hasn't seen you naked he'll be wondering what you look like in the altogether, but if he has he's probably thinking about who his team should play up front in their next game.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Anna
    Except there's an obvious mistake in that - I'd never go shopping on the day of the World Cup final. Or any other sporting occasion that held my interest, for that matter
    Will you marry me?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BoyBrumby
    If he's hasn't seen you naked he'll be wondering what you look like in the altogether, but if he has he's probably thinking about who his team should play up front in their next game.
    Up front? What kind of bloody stupid sport are we talking about here?

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    Quote Originally Posted by steds
    Up front? What kind of bloody stupid sport are we talking about here?
    Association Football. It's surprisingly popular, I think you'll find.

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