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Old 06-05-2006, 06:00 PM   #46 (permalink)
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tut tut, cant you see LE is doing what we all should be doing

He's recycling!!


Ok, i'll get my coat. And my big hat.
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Old 06-05-2006, 06:21 PM   #47 (permalink)
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I dumped my ex basically in order to go out with someone else who i'm really good friends with - which eventually happened and lasted two weeks because basically she's not over her ex still so i went crawling back to the ex who is better looking and i get on with better anyway, i now realise, and she's all like yeah cool

Has absolutely nothing to do with Sink garbage disposal systems
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Old 06-05-2006, 06:31 PM   #48 (permalink)
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I dumped my ex basically in order to go out with someone else who i'm really good friends with - which eventually happened and lasted two weeks because basically he's not over her ex
... Ok then...
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Old 06-05-2006, 06:33 PM   #49 (permalink)
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Old 06-05-2006, 07:10 PM   #50 (permalink)
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Does some quick laughing.

Why does that sorta thing happen at the worst possible point (the missing a letter/freudian slip thing, not the dumping)

Its the typing akin to calling your teacher mum.
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Old 06-05-2006, 07:42 PM   #51 (permalink)
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Does some quick laughing.

Why does that sorta thing happen at the worst possible point (the missing a letter/freudian slip thing, not the dumping)

Its the typing akin to calling your teacher mum.
Once my teacher was my mum.
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Old 06-05-2006, 07:42 PM   #52 (permalink)
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Its the typing akin to calling your teacher mum.


So, so true.
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Old 06-05-2006, 07:47 PM   #53 (permalink)
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I dumped my ex basically in order to go out with someone else who i'm really good friends with - which eventually happened and lasted two weeks because basically she's not over her ex still so i went crawling back to the ex who is better looking and i get on with better anyway, i now realise, and she's all like yeah cool
You lucky little *******. Good for you. Bad for ... well the ex was desperate and the two-week stint probably didn't hurt the good friend, so bad for nobody.
The ideal win-win situation?

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You lucky little *******. Good for you. Bad for ... well the ex was desperate and the two-week stint probably didn't hurt the good friend, so bad for nobody.
yeah, that def. is lucky, most girls I know wouldnt let you back in probably
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I was insinuating that Benchy's expensive girlfriend probably drinks too much beer for her own good, and that the occasional stomach-pumping might be necessary before any pebble-dashing or Jackson Pollockish emetic accidents occurred. The avatar I alluded to was that nasty puky one, obviously.

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Old 06-05-2006, 08:27 PM   #56 (permalink)
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