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    tut tut, cant you see LE is doing what we all should be doing

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    Quote Originally Posted by luckyeddie
    Shares rocket in sink garbage disposal systems
    I dumped my ex basically in order to go out with someone else who i'm really good friends with - which eventually happened and lasted two weeks because basically she's not over her ex still so i went crawling back to the ex who is better looking and i get on with better anyway, i now realise, and she's all like yeah cool

    Has absolutely nothing to do with Sink garbage disposal systems
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    Quote Originally Posted by Matteh
    I dumped my ex basically in order to go out with someone else who i'm really good friends with - which eventually happened and lasted two weeks because basically he's not over her ex
    ... Ok then...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Robertinho
    ... Ok then...
    *Does some quick editing*


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    Does some quick laughing.

    Why does that sorta thing happen at the worst possible point (the missing a letter/freudian slip thing, not the dumping)

    Its the typing akin to calling your teacher mum.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cpr
    Does some quick laughing.

    Why does that sorta thing happen at the worst possible point (the missing a letter/freudian slip thing, not the dumping)

    Its the typing akin to calling your teacher mum.
    Once my teacher was my mum.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cpr
    Its the typing akin to calling your teacher mum.


    So, so true.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Matteh
    I dumped my ex basically in order to go out with someone else who i'm really good friends with - which eventually happened and lasted two weeks because basically she's not over her ex still so i went crawling back to the ex who is better looking and i get on with better anyway, i now realise, and she's all like yeah cool
    You lucky little *******. Good for you. Bad for ... well the ex was desperate and the two-week stint probably didn't hurt the good friend, so bad for nobody.
    The ideal win-win situation?
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    Quote Originally Posted by adharcric
    You lucky little *******. Good for you. Bad for ... well the ex was desperate and the two-week stint probably didn't hurt the good friend, so bad for nobody.
    yeah, that def. is lucky, most girls I know wouldnt let you back in probably
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    Quote Originally Posted by luckyeddie
    I was insinuating that Benchy's expensive girlfriend probably drinks too much beer for her own good, and that the occasional stomach-pumping might be necessary before any pebble-dashing or Jackson Pollockish emetic accidents occurred. The avatar I alluded to was that nasty puky one, obviously.

    Why, what on earth did you think that I meant?
    Nothing.....*whistling*

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    Girls are overrated.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Voltman
    Girls are overrated.
    Prefer to flip em over and pretend they're something else?

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    Piper your a girl
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    Quote Originally Posted by 33/3from3.3
    Piper your a girl
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    That's your solution to this one people
    Hahahah 3's.. Your girl trouble.. Not gittin any.. Ahahahahah

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