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Old 06-05-2006, 10:38 AM   #31 (permalink)
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Old 06-05-2006, 10:45 AM   #32 (permalink)
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I paid ¥453,439 for my girlfriend.

I applied for a refund, she's still under warranty.

That is all.
Do they supply an emptying service?

/I can't believe I stooped so low. Still, at least I didn't post that smiley
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Old 06-05-2006, 10:57 AM   #33 (permalink)
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/I can't believe I stooped so low. Still, at least I didn't post that smiley
That was pretty low, eddie. Hmm, and they say this a family forum
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Old 06-05-2006, 10:57 AM   #34 (permalink)
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Old 06-05-2006, 10:59 AM   #35 (permalink)
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Old 06-05-2006, 11:54 AM   #36 (permalink)
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That was pretty low, eddie. Hmm, and they say this a family forum
I was insinuating that Benchy's expensive girlfriend probably drinks too much beer for her own good, and that the occasional stomach-pumping might be necessary before any pebble-dashing or Jackson Pollockish emetic accidents occurred. The avatar I alluded to was that nasty puky one, obviously.

Why, what on earth did you think that I meant?
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Old 06-05-2006, 03:12 PM   #37 (permalink)
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I agree with LE, the disposer is better than divorce. At least if it doesnt crush bone thats the only appliance you need to replace, rather than half your property


Yeah the whole woman 'routine' is horrid, but least they have a routine. When men are put in that position we either
A) Run away in fear and never go within 5 miles of her again
B) Laugh at girl. Causing her suicide
C) Think what the hey, sleep with her anyway, blame alcohol, and end up with a stalker (not to mention the mick taken by our mates forever)

Personally cant complain about women problems. Well, bar the fact she's 2 inches taller than me (i nearly said 2 inches bigger, but i know the mentality of people on here. Me included). It's not like i'm majorly short either, i'm 5ft 10!

She is officially banned from wearing heals.
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Worse than that, is the 'I like you a lot as a friend, bu i just dont think you of you that way. Can we please still hang out?'
I'd much prefer that than the "Get out of my face" routine, to be honest.

I like someone at the moment, and the only real reason I havent asked her out is the fact that I'm fearful of freaking her out and ending the friendship. I'd probably just curl up into a ball and die if the friendship ended so I don't really want to risk it when I can see that my chances are low to start with.
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I'd much prefer that than the "Get out of my face" routine, to be honest.

I like someone at the moment, and the only real reason I havent asked her out is the fact that I'm fearful of freaking her out and ending the friendship. I'd probably just curl up into a ball and die if the friendship ended so I don't really want to risk it when I can see that my chances are low to start with.
Build on the friendship, that's more valuable. If it's meant to go beyond friendship, it'll happen.
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I like someone at the moment, and the only real reason I havent asked her out is the fact that I'm fearful of freaking her out and ending the friendship. I'd probably just curl up into a ball and die if the friendship ended so I don't really want to risk it when I can see that my chances are low to start with.
Aye, I think we have all felt that way at sometime or other. It'll happen more than once. Last time I felt that way I ended up married to the woman.

Its always a hard one to deal with but if you can pull it off then dating someone you are close friends with is a very rewarding experience.
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Build on the friendship, that's more valuable. If it's meant to go beyond friendship, it'll happen.
Yep, exactly my view on the matter.
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Ok Eddie... I think you've used that joke enough...
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