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    The old "Did he mean this when he did that" does apply to every girl. The thing is if you just do what you mean all the time eventually you build this thing called trust. If she continues trying to make drama with the "what does it all mean, does this bouquet of flowers mean he wants to make me smile or is it something more sinister like he's harboring Benchy in the basement for his war crimes against the parma nation who won't accept the rightful Parmi into their hearts and is going to dump me". when you continually back up your words and actions truthfully then she's a dead**** who belongs on Rikki Lake. I hear she's a very comfortable place to sit these days.

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    Yeah, because treating my girlfriend as an intelligent human and wanting to make her happy makes me Ikki in the kitchen alone on a Friday night.

    I should punch her or something to make sure she knows whose boss, or at least let her play COD so we can get some 'gameplay' in.

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    cbf weighing in with something sensible to say but I agree with albi.
    I got great enjoyment shouting "WHY THE **** ISN'T THIS GAME BEING PLAYED AT THE BASIN?!>!?!?" to reasonably significant cheers from the sparse crowd
    one day NZ will bring chappell to his knees in a puddle of his own tears and you'll see Phlegm on his belly greedily tasting every delicious tear before watching the hope fade from that old ****s eyes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ikki View Post
    You're a ****ing idiot.

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    Just photo bomb her bro
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    What would really impress a 'bird' would be to take photos of yourself with her, making her look and sound like a slut and then post them all over cricket websites. Surefire way to not end up in a relationship and be 'pussywhipped'. It's a move which oozes class.
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    Just one bird? What are you, gay?
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    Quote Originally Posted by sledger View Post
    Fashion, perhaps. Grown people talking about how many pairs of shoes they have and so on.
    Spoken like a bloke who has never worn a pair of well fitted maroon chinos itbt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jono View Post
    Spoken like a bloke who has never worn a pair of well fitted maroon chinos itbt.
    You. Me. Ed Harry. Now.

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    Nah I go clothes shopping with Burgey itbt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ikki View Post
    I haven't agreed with some of what you have said in this thread, but I have understood where you are coming from. But this post is actually ****ing idiotic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jono View Post
    Nah I go clothes shopping with Burgey itbt.
    Ah, already an Ed Harry/Man-To-Man veteran then.

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    Veteran an accurate word to describe Burgey fo sho



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