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The old "Did he mean this when he did that" does apply to every girl. The thing is if you just do what you mean all the time eventually you build this thing called trust. If she continues trying to make drama with the "what does it all mean, does this bouquet of flowers mean he wants to make me smile or is it something more sinister like he's harboring Benchy in the basement for his war crimes against the parma nation who won't accept the rightful Parmi into their hearts and is going to dump me". when you continually back up your words and actions truthfully then she's a dead**** who belongs on Rikki Lake. I hear she's a very comfortable place to sit these days.
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17-01-2013, 08:50 PM
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17-01-2013, 09:41 PM
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Yeah, because treating my girlfriend as an intelligent human and wanting to make her happy makes me Ikki in the kitchen alone on a Friday night.
I should punch her or something to make sure she knows whose boss, or at least let her play COD so we can get some 'gameplay' in. |
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Just photo bomb her bro
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18-01-2013, 02:37 AM
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What would really impress a 'bird' would be to take photos of yourself with her, making her look and sound like a slut and then post them all over cricket websites. Surefire way to not end up in a relationship and be 'pussywhipped'. It's a move which oozes class.
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Just one bird? What are you, gay?
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