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    Quote Originally Posted by NUFAN View Post
    Or just do the opposite of what ikki said and get your **** together (not saying its not) but don't even think about ladies and one will land on your lap.
    So what you're saying is he should go to a strip club and get a lap dance?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ikki View Post
    From now on, don't sit a girl down to explain to her your feelings...that is just heavy ****, movie ****, it doesn't work.
    Yeah, talking to people has never helped anyone in the history of everything, ever. God almighty.

    Also the idea of targeting certain people as "practice girls" is just stomach-churningly bad.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ikki View Post
    From now on, don't sit a girl down to explain to her your feelings...that is just heavy ****, movie ****, it doesn't work.
    If I'd spent a bit more time explaining my feelings to women the UK divorce industry might not have been so busy - terrible advice

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    Even I can recognise that as terrible advice. And I'm hardly a beacon of success when it comes to the opposite sex.

    "Ask everyone while manipulating them to think you aren't asking just anybody"
    "Screw with the emotions of other human beings for 'practice'"

    Sounds pretty ****ing sociopathic for relationship advice.


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    Get drunk ----> cop a feel.

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    Quote Originally Posted by benchmark00 View Post
    Get drunk ----> cop a feel.
    A basic technique for a much simpler love life

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burgey View Post
    Yeah but presumably you got up to your nuts in guts?
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    Quote Originally Posted by sledger View Post
    Also the idea of targeting certain people as "practice girls" is just stomach-churningly bad.
    I have a feeling Ed is too nice for his own good. At least, thats what comes across when he posts here. It makes it seem like he only makes an approach on girls he absolutely likes and it builds up tension in him and in the interaction with the girl its gonna come across and it might get awkward. Some girls find it cute, most will just see it as a lack of confidence.

    I find the more you talk to girls, not just as like a target or anything silly like that; but just harmless flirting at a bar or whatever helps you with the opposite sex.

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    If I'd spent a bit more time explaining my feelings to women the UK divorce industry might not have been so busy - terrible advice
    Talking to a girl, getting to know her, etc, is after you've established there is a mutual interest. Before it, its just terrible. It's awkward for the girl. It'd be awkward for anyone.
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    Quote Originally Posted by _Ed_ View Post
    Yeah, that's a fair call - just thought it was necessary this time. I had earlier tried casually asking her out for a drink, and it just made it confusing - I didn't really understand her answer, and it turns out she wasn't sure what I meant with the question. And we were kind of awkward and uncertain around each other after that. So I thought this was the best way to clear things up, good or bad, and it did that.
    I lot of guys won't have the balls you had in actually being honest and explaining how you felt. The shame of it is that the girls will either reciprocate that or just find it weird. Almost nothing in between for growth.

    The **** I say - and I fear people have marginalised me because of that advise - is not how I wish it were. But **** me, you just can't be honest these days. You gotta play the game. You inch towards the truth like a coward. It's like if you tried to make it simple and straightforward they're going to think it's anything but.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ikki View Post
    But **** me, you just can't be honest these days. You gotta play the game. You inch towards the truth like a coward. It's like if you tried to make it simple and straightforward they're going to think it's anything but.
    The hell are you talking about? This is the sort of advice I'd follow if I wanted to end up with a world class bitch/someone with no brain cells.

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    Even the nice girls play it because girls over-think everything. Girls that are generally desirable have already had plenty of advances and attention. They're not going to jump in just because you expose your deepest feelings to them. They're going to wonder why you're doing that so early. That straightforward honesty **** will get you burned. Don't wanna believe it, don't. Good luck to you.

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    Christ alive.

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