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    Quote Originally Posted by benchmark00 View Post
    The ice rink is a place for lovers.
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    Might as well take her to musical theatre.
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    Quote Originally Posted by duffer View Post
    I'm not following anyone back to Australia, the plan is to stay here for two years or so, I've got an apartment near Holland Grove; a nice area and can cover the rent easily by myself. Might take the advice in the thread, tell her she's free to go back (even though she has no place to stay in Aus) but I'm staying. I've made a few friends here at work so it's not like I'll be lonely.
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    Yes, but then we got back together and we moved to Singapore. I'm going to move back as soon as my visa is up.
    Thought you were staying and she was the one going?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jono View Post
    Thought you were staying and she was the one going?
    Yeah but my visa is expiring end of this month and I'm starting to hate living with her. While for her she has another year to go and is starting to love Singapore. Need to get out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by benchmark00 View Post
    The ice rink is a place for lovers.
    Good advice. Especially if you're a bumbling oaf and she can skate well (or vice versa). Leads to ample, nay, copious of opportunities for bodily contact.

    As she helps you up off the ice after another pratfall.

    Just don't do the cling on to the wall and drag yourself round option as that will fail to lead to the contact specified and she'll get bored off and skate around somewhere else. You're much better off just going for it and coming a cropper in the middle of the rink. Preferably skating straight into another patron. Can't lose.
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    Interesting to note cultural differences between northern and southern hemispheres with regards ice rinks. Am not suggesting it's because it's always ****ing cold/raining in the UK and therefore less of a novelty but I've no idea how to finish that sentence.

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    Ed take her to Ellerslie and spend the day punting IMO.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HeathDavisSpeed View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Top_Cat View Post
    Interesting to note cultural differences between northern and southern hemispheres with regards ice rinks. Am not suggesting it's because it's always ****ing cold/raining in the UK and therefore less of a novelty but I've no idea how to finish that sentence.
    Fwiw, ice rinks are really popular here in Canada too. Great place to take a date. Especially outdoor rinks during the winter when there's light snow in the air, and the surroundings are lit up with holiday lights and winter decorations.

    It's also a great way to establish that initial physical comfort level and intimacy while brushing away any awkwardness. And if you're any good, it's a tremendous opportunity to exude some confidence. And if she's a little clumsy at first and inexperienced, you have the chance to indirectly signal to her that you'll have her hand and not let her fall and if she does you'll always be there to pick her up. Thus, showing to her that you're dependable, a man's man, a true class act, and that she can be herself and feel relaxed around you no matter how clumsy it may seem. Just make sure to take her somewhere warm afterwards, wrap her in a blanket, and make some hot cocoa (extra marshmallows for her) for the two of you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Turbinator View Post
    Fwiw, ice rinks are really popular here in Canada too. Great place to take a date. Especially outdoor rinks during the winter when there's light snow in the air, and the surroundings are lit up with holiday lights and winter decorations.

    It's also a great way to establish that initial physical comfort level and intimacy while brushing away any awkwardness. And if you're any good, it's a tremendous opportunity to exude some confidence. And if she's a little clumsy at first and inexperienced, you have the chance to indirectly signal to her that you'll have her hand and not let her fall and if she does you'll always be there to pick her up. Thus, showing to her that you're dependable, a man's man, a true class act, and that she can be herself and feel relaxed around you no matter how clumsy it may seem. Just make sure to take her somewhere warm afterwards, wrap her in a blanket, and make some hot cocoa (extra marshmallows for her) for the two of you.
    I know it.

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