- As featured in The Independent.
"Even when England lost 5-0 in 2006-07 I don't remember them folding like this. This is as bad as I have seen from an England side."
- Mick Vaughan on the 2013/14 tourists' efforts
I have heard that Lion King is splendid, good point. Go with that, Redmunds.
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Benchy good value in here.
More sceptical than TC. Keen isn't always keen
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Bore off, seriously.
If I were you Redmunds, I'd listen to Marcuss, he seems especially well versed in being a virgin.
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The only girl you should take ice skating is your 10 year old daughter.
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"Oh my God, there's a castle! A castle!"
As she helps you up off the ice after another pratfall.
Just don't do the cling on to the wall and drag yourself round option as that will fail to lead to the contact specified and she'll get bored off and skate around somewhere else. You're much better off just going for it and coming a cropper in the middle of the rink. Preferably skating straight into another patron. Can't lose.
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Interesting to note cultural differences between northern and southern hemispheres with regards ice rinks. Am not suggesting it's because it's always ****ing cold/raining in the UK and therefore less of a novelty but I've no idea how to finish that sentence.
Ed take her to Ellerslie and spend the day punting IMO.
It's also a great way to establish that initial physical comfort level and intimacy while brushing away any awkwardness. And if you're any good, it's a tremendous opportunity to exude some confidence. And if she's a little clumsy at first and inexperienced, you have the chance to indirectly signal to her that you'll have her hand and not let her fall and if she does you'll always be there to pick her up. Thus, showing to her that you're dependable, a man's man, a true class act, and that she can be herself and feel relaxed around you no matter how clumsy it may seem. Just make sure to take her somewhere warm afterwards, wrap her in a blanket, and make some hot cocoa (extra marshmallows for her) for the two of you.
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