Go Back   Cricket Web > Other > Off Topic



Finding Seams on Apples - Order Your Copy!


Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 30-09-2012, 07:08 AM   #3016 (permalink)
Hall of Fame Member
 
Son Of Coco's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Posts: 16,056
Quote:
Originally Posted by Turbinator View Post
Honestly, just tell her straight up, "I love you baby doll, and as much as I'd love a regular supply of ass each night, I won't stop you from leaving because your happiness is what matters to me. Our relationship is based on trust, respect, and support. And I support your decision, whatever it may be. But I just want you to know, no matter where you are in the world, a part of you will always be right here *point to heart and stare into her eyes* with me."

Honesty and communication is often the best policy in these situations, people make things too complicated by beating around the bush.


Reminded me of this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLmN...eature=related
__________________
"What is this what is this who is this guy shouting what is this going on in here?" - CP. (re: psxpro)

R.I.P Craigos, you were a champion bloke. One of the best

R.I.P Fardin 'Bob' Qayyumi

Member of the Church of the Holy Glenn McGrath
Son Of Coco is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 30-09-2012, 09:40 AM   #3017 (permalink)
International Coach
 
Ikki's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Death Queen Island
Posts: 12,032
Quote:
Originally Posted by duffer View Post
Read this thread. Lots of people saying no-one expects to cheat or get divorced but guess what happens.
Yeah...it's ****ed. I'm very old fashioned when it comes to things like that. If I ever wanted someone else, or wanted to move on; I'd end the relationship I'm in first than betray them. I'd lay the law out too: you cheat on me I'll kill you both.
__________________
I think there'll sooner be another Bradman than another Warne. - Gidgeon Haigh

[Warne is] the greatest bowler ever produced in this entire world - Muttiah Muralidaran

[Warne is] the greatest bowler of all time - Glenn McGrath


In my opinion Shane Warne is the greatest cricketer who's ever lived - Ian Botham

Warne is the greatest cricketer to pick up a ball ever.
And is the greatest bowler I have ever laid eyes on. - Brian Lara

Last edited by Ikki; 30-09-2012 at 09:45 AM.
Ikki is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 30-09-2012, 09:59 AM   #3018 (permalink)
Request Your Custom Title Now!
 
Jono's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Virat Kohli
Posts: 47,431
Quote:
Originally Posted by duffer View Post
I've got an apartment near Holland Grove
Great area.
Jono is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 30-09-2012, 08:50 PM   #3019 (permalink)
International Vice-Captain
 
Ausage's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: I'll show ye!!
Posts: 4,826
Quote:
Originally Posted by duffer View Post
Read this thread. Lots of people saying no-one expects to cheat or get divorced but guess what happens.
I find that statistic (70% of married people cheat) difficult to believe.
__________________
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

Too many bones, not enough CASH!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZwgu8_b0Vw

RIP Craig
Ausage is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-10-2012, 03:08 AM   #3020 (permalink)
International Coach
 
duffer's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: So appalled...
Posts: 11,338
Take the stat with a pinch of salt, but I was more pointing to reading peoples views on marriage in that thread. A lot of what I've heard from people I know make me very very wary of it.

Congratulations with yours though.
__________________
We talking about practice
duffer is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-01-2013, 03:25 AM   #3021 (permalink)
International Regular
 
Days of Grace's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Takasaki, Japan
Posts: 3,846
Bumping this for the New Year.

Was at a new year party and met this girl. We kinda hit it off, and I ended up taking her for a walk and copping a couple of hand holds and genuine affection. I was a little drunk and not on my best form so was actually surprised she was that interested in me. I just told her straight out I liked her.

Anyway, we decided that we should meet early next month.

I sent her a facebook message yesterday thanking her for the night and hoping we can meet soon.

Is that all I can really do at this stage? A bit worried she woke up yesterday thinking that it was a big mistake (she wasn't drinking however). So far no reply from her 24 hours after I sent the message.
__________________
Greatest Ever Test XI (according to my ratings): Hobbs, Hutton, Bradman (c), Headley, Lara, Sobers, Gilchrist (wk), Hadlee, Marshall, Steyn, Muralitharan 12th man: Imran Khan


Favorite XI: Grace (c), Trumper, Richards, Lara, Compton, Gilchrist (wk), Cairns, Jessop, Warne, Bond, Trueman
Days of Grace is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-01-2013, 03:28 AM   #3022 (permalink)
Request Your Custom Title Now!
 
benchmark00's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Vote 1 Tangy
Posts: 30,097
Quote:
Originally Posted by Days of Grace View Post
Bumping this for the New Year.

Was at a new year party and met this girl. We kinda hit it off, and I ended up taking her for a walk and copping a couple of hand holds and genuine affection .
Did not expect that sentence to finish like it did after reading to that point.
__________________
Parmi | #1 draft pick | Jake King is **** | PM me for my list of CW posters you shouldn't talk cricket with in Cricket Chat
Come and Paint Turtle
Quote:
Originally Posted by dontcloseyoureyes View Post
The members of this site surely realise that they pretty much copy everything m00pheh does or says? Nearly every acronym used on this site was invented in msn group convos 5 years ago. Anyone remember DAC?

You're all in a cult ffs.
benchmark00 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-01-2013, 03:35 AM   #3023 (permalink)
Cricket Web Staff Member
 
Burgey's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: The Castle
Posts: 35,118
Victim of his own lack of expectations IMO.
__________________
WWCC - Loyaulte Mi Lie
"People make me happy.. not places.. people"

"When a man is tired of London, he is tired of life." - Samuel Johnson
"Oh my God, there's a castle! A castle!"
Burgey is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-01-2013, 03:43 AM   #3024 (permalink)
International Regular
 
Days of Grace's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Takasaki, Japan
Posts: 3,846
Believe me, I tried.
Days of Grace is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-01-2013, 10:02 AM   #3025 (permalink)
International Coach
 
Ikki's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Death Queen Island
Posts: 12,032
Don't be such a bitch dude. Stop worrying. The less you care the more she will. I find most women, beautiful, ugly, short, tall, fat, skinny, whatever...are very insecure creatures. You didn't need to hit her up so soon, either. I'll put it this way: be light about it. Be light about everything. The more you see into stuff, or place importance on things, she will notice it from you and it will scare her off because you're making **** heavy. Don't be a needy guy, its very unattractive.

My own personal problems: dunno which girl to **** first. Loving life right now.

Last edited by Ikki; 02-01-2013 at 10:03 AM.
Ikki is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-01-2013, 10:12 AM   #3026 (permalink)
Spanish_Vicente
 
sledger's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: cricsim, lol
Posts: 28,021
Yeah, don't say anything. Market forces will sort out her insecurities.
sledger is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-01-2013, 11:31 AM   #3027 (permalink)
International Coach
 
Ikki's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Death Queen Island
Posts: 12,032
Haha, the invisible hand.
Ikki is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-01-2013, 11:52 AM   #3028 (permalink)
Hall of Fame Member
 
GingerFurball's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Crabs Subbie
Posts: 15,407
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ikki View Post
Don't be such a bitch dude. Stop worrying. The less you care the more she will. I find most women, beautiful, ugly, short, tall, fat, skinny, whatever...are very insecure creatures. You didn't need to hit her up so soon, either. I'll put it this way: be light about it. Be light about everything. The more you see into stuff, or place importance on things, she will notice it from you and it will scare her off because you're making **** heavy. Don't be a needy guy, its very unattractive.

My own personal problems: dunno which girl to **** first. Loving life right now.
What a douchebag.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by silentstriker View Post
Yup, much more likely. In any case, I will back [Insert Indian Random Batting Order] against Swann in India every day. If they win, it won't be on Swann's back - though he could be valuable to keep things tight and maybe a wicket or two.
GingerFurball is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-01-2013, 12:01 PM   #3029 (permalink)
International Coach
 
Ikki's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Death Queen Island
Posts: 12,032
What happened, photobombing didn't work out for you?
Ikki is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-01-2013, 01:41 PM   #3030 (permalink)
cpr
Cricketer Of The Year
 
cpr's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Cheshire
Posts: 9,726
Quote:
Originally Posted by sledger View Post
Yeah, don't say anything. Market forces will sort out her insecurities.
__________________
"All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusions is called a philosopher." - Ambrose Bierce
Quote:
Langeveldt: I of course blame their parents.. and unchecked immigration!
GingerFurball: He's Austrian, they tend to produce the odd ****ed up individual
Burgey: Be careful dealing with neighbours whose cars don't have wheels but whose houses do.
Uppercut: Maybe I just need better strippers
cpr is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply


Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On


Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Cleverest lyric? marc71178 Off Topic 277 08-10-2007 03:59 AM
Gran Turismo 4 trouble... Natman20 Off Topic 6 17-02-2006 07:39 PM
help this little girl PAKMAN Off Topic 0 18-01-2006 07:16 PM
Crowd Trouble Swanny Cricket Chat 18 21-06-2003 03:39 AM


All times are GMT -6. The time now is 01:23 AM.


Powered by: vBulletin Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2013, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
SEO by vBSEO 3.6.0 PL2
Copyright ©2001 - 2011, Cricket Web