Parmi | #1 draft pick | Jake King is **** | Big Bash League tipping champion of the universeCome and Paint Turtle
Seduce her with your multiple account prowess.
For all the talk you hear about how skinny jeans suck, there are an awful lot of guys in them going home with slamming hotties.
Last edited by Top_Cat; 31-10-2011 at 11:41 PM.
Wait, are the slamming hotties wearing the skinny jeans?
"He's [Michael Clarke] on Twitter saying sorry for not walking? Mate if he did that in our side there'd be hell to play. AB would chuck his Twitter box off the balcony or whatever it is. Sorry for not walking? Jesus Christ man."RIP CraigosKnowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it into a fruit salad
Skinny jeans are a must, sry d00ds.
I am a brave man, I am a coward. I am the tiger, I am the flower.
I am honest, and I'm a liar. I am vital, I am tired.
I am a free man, I am caught. From where I am, I see the top.
I am most importantly never concerned with what I am not.
Forever, more than just surviving.
THIS IS MY LIFE AND THIS LIFE IS MY DIAMOND
I think he meant he wants a better female opinion.
Last edited by Top_Cat; 01-11-2011 at 04:54 PM.
No I meant an actual female (as opposed to a jealous liar and a bloke)
Fascist Dictator of the Heath Davis Appreciation Society
Supporting Petone's Finest since the very start - Iain O'Brien
Adam Wheater - Another batsman off the Essex production line
Also Supporting the All Time #1 Batsman of All Time Ever - Jacques Kallis and the much maligned Peter Siddle.
Vimes tells it how it is:
Ok, so, a friend of mine, who happens to be female and rather attractive, has asked me to collect some notes for her after a class tomorrow morning at Uni... she sent me a text message then saying she would reward me "in the best possible way" with a winking emoticon. This has filled me with a sense of disquiet, not least because I doubt my girlfriend would be pleased to learn about this.
Oh wow, she's baking you a chocolate cake! You lucky boy
"All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusions is called a philosopher." - Ambrose Bierce
Langeveldt: I of course blame their parents.. and unchecked immigration!
GingerFurball: He's Austrian, they tend to produce the odd ****ed up individual
Burgey: Be careful dealing with neighbours whose cars don't have wheels but whose houses do.
Uppercut: Maybe I just need better strippers
I really hope that's what it is, because that would be great.
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