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    Get her drunk and cop a feel.
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    Seduce her with your multiple account prowess.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tricia McMillan View Post
    But that's not a look that I like to see for guys.
    Yeah but I'd prefer a female opinion on it.
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    True, a Duffer "heh" is like 50 likes.

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    For all the talk you hear about how skinny jeans suck, there are an awful lot of guys in them going home with slamming hotties.
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    Wait, are the slamming hotties wearing the skinny jeans?
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    Quote Originally Posted by duffer View Post
    Yeah but I'd prefer a female opinion on it.
    You've had two of them tell you not to now. How many more do you want?

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    I think he meant he wants a better female opinion.
    Last edited by Top_Cat; 01-11-2011 at 03:54 PM.

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    No I meant an actual female (as opposed to a jealous liar and a bloke)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Top_Cat View Post
    For all the talk you hear about how skinny jeans suck, there are an awful lot of guys in them going home with slamming hotties.
    Well yes, thin is in. Might as well accentuate it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tricia McMillan View Post
    If she's jealous of your legs then you should probably be doing leg presses for the next 10 years so they aren't skinny as canes.
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    Ok, so, a friend of mine, who happens to be female and rather attractive, has asked me to collect some notes for her after a class tomorrow morning at Uni... she sent me a text message then saying she would reward me "in the best possible way" with a winking emoticon. This has filled me with a sense of disquiet, not least because I doubt my girlfriend would be pleased to learn about this.

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    Oh wow, she's baking you a chocolate cake! You lucky boy
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    I really hope that's what it is, because that would be great.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sledger View Post
    Ok, so, a friend of mine, who happens to be female and rather attractive, has asked me to collect some notes for her after a class tomorrow morning at Uni... she sent me a text message then saying she would reward me "in the best possible way" with a winking emoticon. This has filled me with a sense of disquiet, not least because I doubt my girlfriend would be pleased to learn about this.
    Just don't tell her about the cake.
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