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    Get her drunk and cop a feel.
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    On a more serious note, my bird told me to stop wearing skinny jeans. She told me they weren't in anymore but I suspect it's because she's just jealous of my legs.

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    Do not stop wearing skinnies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by duffer View Post
    On a more serious note, my bird told me to stop wearing skinny jeans. She told me they weren't in anymore but I suspect it's because she's just jealous of my legs.
    Super skinny jeans are **** and should never be worn tbh.



    Normal skinnies are fine but ^ should be avoided

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    Quote Originally Posted by duffer View Post
    On a more serious note, my bird told me to stop wearing skinny jeans. She told me they weren't in anymore but I suspect it's because she's just jealous of my legs.
    So first the smoking now the jeans? Next logical step. Inevitable.
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    Ask her on Myspace/Facebook if she wants to ****.
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    Quote Originally Posted by duffer View Post
    Best advice to you would be to stop caring about the end result. Sounds like you're not enjoying the interactions you have with women you meet and only feel good about yourself if you get a "result".

    First step is to stop doing that and you'll worry less and be more natural, **** me you'll enjoy hanging around people a lot more too. Don't worry about signals or whatever, you'll know when you're good to go.
    I probably worry too much in my body language. I guess I don't trust my own ability to read the signals correctly. It's not an issue at the conversational stage, but it's an issue with my body language and transitioning between conversation and the physical. I'm not too worried though. If McGrath can hit a 50 in international cricket I'm sure I'll luck out eventually.

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    Quote Originally Posted by duffer View Post
    On a more serious note, my bird told me to stop wearing skinny jeans. She told me they weren't in anymore but I suspect it's because she's just jealous of my legs.
    If she's jealous of your legs then you should probably be doing leg presses for the next 10 years so they aren't skinny as canes.

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    Seriously though, skinny jeans on guys are just...

    ... no.

    Unless you're intentionally going for the emo hipster look. Which, I suppose, if that's what you're trying to do, it's working out for you. But that's not a look that I like to see for guys.

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    Can we please keep the talk about skinny leg jeans in the appropriate thread thanks.



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