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Old 07-05-2006, 11:58 PM   #151 (permalink)
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I think after 10 years you know a lot about the person you're married to, but I have no idea whether that clears things up from a male/female perspective in general...
Ah, K. Thought you were referring to like, you have no idea how the relationship is, as opposed to you still have no idea how the mind of the opposite sex works.
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Old 08-05-2006, 12:00 AM   #152 (permalink)
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Did your uncles take a trip to the Amazon?
Well, now that I think of it, there's two aunts who are taller, and there's a couple who are older.

But here's the clincher - they're all from country Victoria

(I think our family just likes to break a stereotype. Or we just have to make do with what we get, can't be too fussy when you've got our genepool to deal with )
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Old 08-05-2006, 12:00 AM   #153 (permalink)
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Ah, K. Thought you were referring to like, you have no idea how the relationship is, as opposed to you still have no idea how the mind of the opposite sex works.
Yes, I realised that was a bit confusing. I snuck back up and changed it, but alas it was too late!
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Old 08-05-2006, 12:01 AM   #154 (permalink)
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Well, now that I think of it, there's two aunts who are taller, and there's a couple who are older.

But here's the clincher - they're all from country Victoria
It must be that sweet Murray water.
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Old 08-05-2006, 01:24 AM   #155 (permalink)
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They go camping.

Anyone who thinks they know what is happening re: the opposite sex is usually kidding themselves.
Couldn't agree with you more. Agony Aunts should be taken out back to go the way of Old Yeller.
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Old 08-05-2006, 05:09 AM   #156 (permalink)
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As opposed to the other times when you're a boyfriend...

EDIT: And the sentence following the bolded one is a cack-fest too.
The sentence after the bolded one is there because obviously it's hardly considered being a good boyfriend if you dump someone
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The sentence after the bolded one is there because obviously it's hardly considered being a good boyfriend if you dump someone
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Not so sure about that, maybe girls over there are that tall ... when you're Indian, you expect short stuff ... ie the low 5s.
For me, only one of three have been in your "usual" range.
Yeah most of my Indian friends(girls) are like 5ft2 or something like that.. Girls over here do seem to be smaller than me but im just going on my school but i dont think there is a girl as tall as me there so i dunno..
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5ft 11 is pretty tall for a girl. For some reason i have a habit of attracting taller women (last 3 have been 5'10, 5'11 and 6'0). It does have its advantages, when were standing next to each other i've got my own pillows on hand
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You're doing it now! Instead of just accepting that girls turn non-events into complex dramas you're still asking questions about it!
That is not overcomplicating things. Thats just asking a question.
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As i understood it - the average height for girls is 5'6
But the last two girls i've been out with have been 5'8 and 5'11 - one before that was more like 5'6 though.
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Must admit I don't think I have met too many girls who have been taller then me or even the same height.

Your just shorter then me.
Yep.. you see i dont mind guys the same height but i prefer guys taller.. and im not counting out shorter guys coz who knows..
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I have a while.. so please do go on..
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I'm trying to get with this girl but i think i moved too soon. Can't do anything about it now because we're both kinda buys with exams and the like. Haven't talled to her in around a week. She likes me but not to the level that's required. During summer I'll see how it goes though. There are also two other girls. One I almost got with before but she was with someone already. She says she doesn't want a guy right now so there goes that for now at least. The other one is a total knockout and is the hot girl in sixth form. She's going to uni next year though but the good news is that she's going to be close instead of far like she was going to. I'm not so close to her but that's mainly because she's doing over her exams ( grades were good but not good enough) plus the ones she's got to do. When summer comes around hopfeully the situation improves. It should anyway.
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I'm trying to get with this girl but i think i moved too soon. Can't do anything about it now because we're both kinda buys with exams and the like. Haven't talled to her in around a week. She likes me but not to the level that's required. During summer I'll see how it goes though. There are also two other girls. One I almost got with before but she was with someone already. She says she doesn't want a guy right now so there goes that for now at least. The other one is a total knockout and is the hot girl in sixth form. She's going to uni next year though but the good news is that she's going to be close instead of far like she was going to. I'm not so close to her but that's mainly because she's doing over her exams ( grades were good but not good enough) plus the ones she's got to do. When summer comes around hopfeully the situation improves. It should anyway.
So whats the problem, roseboy, you seem to have everything figured out.
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