Poetry about murder and other emo sort of things.

Loony BoB · 27-04-2006, 05:51 PM

Go on, post yours today!

Jimmy was a baby still well in his youth
I'm guessing he did not have even a tooth
I have no concept of age, you see
So this will have to do.

I'll assume Jimmy is almost one year old
On his first birthday, this story is told
That is to say, that is when it is set
For convenience's sake.

Probably a bit too young to understand
Why at this point a party was planned
Well, I don't think a baby would know...
They probably can't even count.

Jimmy was given a box by Mama and Pop
He looked at the box and whacked the top
You see he didn't really get that the box was a present
He'll appreciate that more when he's older.

As the box was by the parents unwrapped
A noise from within, it rustled and tapped
I'm saying that there was something moving inside
In case you thought it was just the unwrapping noises.

Box unwrapped, lid removed, Dad's hands dove in
Mummy was busy putting wrapping in a bin
You see, when you unwrap a present, normal people throw it out
Not fold it up and save it for another present.

Out came Dad's hands as Mummy returned
And on this day, baby Jimmy, he learned
Of the existence of a small furry creature with long ears
It had small eyes and was a bunny.

The bunny was small and furry and had small eyes
Wait, we've been through this, I apologise
I honestly started this verse with those words
Without thinking about it. Sorry.

Jimmy looked at the bunny and the bunny looked back
Wondering if this giant baby was going to attack
Well, if you were that small and were looking at a giant baby with no real conscience
You'd probably be a bit worried too.

And then the murderous bunny murdered Jimmy to death
Mummy and Daddy also this day took their last breath
Because the bunny killed them all
And so ends the tale of Jimmy and the murderous bunny.

I'm so deep.

Mr Mxyzptlk · 27-04-2006, 05:56 PM

g0sh Towns, that touched me on a deep personal level. A figurative touch.

I was in tears after the first two lines. <--- my excuse for only reading the first two lines.

Loony BoB · 27-04-2006, 06:00 PM

Those two lines came right from the heart, man. I'm glad they reached to you.

Mr Mxyzptlk · 27-04-2006, 06:01 PM

They reminded me of back in the day when I was young and innocent and foolish and young.

Oh here they come again...

chooka_nick · 28-04-2006, 03:34 AM

ROFL the Bunny

Well done BoB, it reads well.

Langeveldt · 28-04-2006, 03:35 AM

hahah got to love those emoites

cameeel · 28-04-2006, 04:00 AM

I may sound stupid but...

What is an emo?

Burpey · 28-04-2006, 04:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cameeel

I may sound stupid but...

What is an emo?

Nick Hancock.

andyc · 28-04-2006, 04:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cameeel

I may sound stupid but...

What is an emo?

Mood: Apathetic

Robertinho · 28-04-2006, 04:26 AM

Hahaha

Mood: Angry at the world

GotSpin · 28-04-2006, 06:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cameeel

I may sound stupid but...

What is an emo?

Freaks

Mr Mxyzptlk · 28-04-2006, 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoT_SpIn

Freaks

There's a Limp Bizkit comment to be made here regarding being emo with br00tal nu-metal riffs to disguise it, but I'm above making such childish comments.

Burpey · 28-04-2006, 06:33 PM

There once was an emo who was always abused,
Then decided he wasn't gonna take it.
He listened to bands like Green Day and The Used,
But his fave was really Limp Bizkit.

Hmmm ...

GotSpin · 29-04-2006, 04:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Mxyzptlk

There's a Limp Bizkit comment to be made here regarding being emo with br00tal nu-metal riffs to disguise it, but I'm above making such childish comments.

Nah sorry. No

GotSpin · 29-04-2006, 04:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by burkey_1988

There once was an emo who was always abused,
Then decided he wasn't gonna take it.
He listened to bands like Green Day and The Used,
But his fave was really Limp Bizkit.

Hmmm ...

Wow you got me there

27-04-2006, 05:51 PM	#1 (permalink)
Loony BoB International Captain Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Edinburgh (although I'm a New Zealander) Posts: 7,269	Poetry about murder and other emo sort of things. Go on, post yours today! Jimmy was a baby still well in his youth I'm guessing he did not have even a tooth I have no concept of age, you see So this will have to do. I'll assume Jimmy is almost one year old On his first birthday, this story is told That is to say, that is when it is set For convenience's sake. Probably a bit too young to understand Why at this point a party was planned Well, I don't think a baby would know... They probably can't even count. Jimmy was given a box by Mama and Pop He looked at the box and whacked the top You see he didn't really get that the box was a present He'll appreciate that more when he's older. As the box was by the parents unwrapped A noise from within, it rustled and tapped I'm saying that there was something moving inside In case you thought it was just the unwrapping noises. Box unwrapped, lid removed, Dad's hands dove in Mummy was busy putting wrapping in a bin You see, when you unwrap a present, normal people throw it out Not fold it up and save it for another present. Out came Dad's hands as Mummy returned And on this day, baby Jimmy, he learned Of the existence of a small furry creature with long ears It had small eyes and was a bunny. The bunny was small and furry and had small eyes Wait, we've been through this, I apologise I honestly started this verse with those words Without thinking about it. Sorry. Jimmy looked at the bunny and the bunny looked back Wondering if this giant baby was going to attack Well, if you were that small and were looking at a giant baby with no real conscience You'd probably be a bit worried too. And then the murderous bunny murdered Jimmy to death Mummy and Daddy also this day took their last breath Because the bunny killed them all And so ends the tale of Jimmy and the murderous bunny. I'm so deep. __________________ REMEMBER: A couple of years in therapy, you'll get over it. *Proud to be a member of the CW Colts* omgmygame \| forums

27-04-2006, 05:56 PM	#2 (permalink)
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28-04-2006, 03:34 AM	#5 (permalink)
chooka_nick State Captain Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Vermont, Melbourne Posts: 1,743	ROFL the Bunny Well done BoB, it reads well. __________________ CricketWeb Colts - Twybridge Titans

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27-04-2006, 06:00 PM	#3 (permalink)
Loony BoB International Captain Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Edinburgh (although I'm a New Zealander) Posts: 7,269	Those two lines came right from the heart, man. I'm glad they reached to you.

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Mr Mxyzptlk Request Your Custom Title Now! Join Date: May 2002 Location: Trinidad and Tobago (Trinidad) Posts: 36,795	They reminded me of back in the day when I was young and innocent and foolish and young. Oh here they come again...

28-04-2006, 06:33 PM	#13 (permalink)
Burpey Cricketer Of The Year Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Sydney Posts: 7,584	There once was an emo who was always abused, Then decided he wasn't gonna take it. He listened to bands like Green Day and The Used, But his fave was really Limp Bizkit. Hmmm ...

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