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    Poetry about murder and other emo sort of things.

    Go on, post yours today!

    Jimmy was a baby still well in his youth
    I'm guessing he did not have even a tooth
    I have no concept of age, you see
    So this will have to do.

    I'll assume Jimmy is almost one year old
    On his first birthday, this story is told
    That is to say, that is when it is set
    For convenience's sake.

    Probably a bit too young to understand
    Why at this point a party was planned
    Well, I don't think a baby would know...
    They probably can't even count.

    Jimmy was given a box by Mama and Pop
    He looked at the box and whacked the top
    You see he didn't really get that the box was a present
    He'll appreciate that more when he's older.

    As the box was by the parents unwrapped
    A noise from within, it rustled and tapped
    I'm saying that there was something moving inside
    In case you thought it was just the unwrapping noises.

    Box unwrapped, lid removed, Dad's hands dove in
    Mummy was busy putting wrapping in a bin
    You see, when you unwrap a present, normal people throw it out
    Not fold it up and save it for another present.

    Out came Dad's hands as Mummy returned
    And on this day, baby Jimmy, he learned
    Of the existence of a small furry creature with long ears
    It had small eyes and was a bunny.

    The bunny was small and furry and had small eyes
    Wait, we've been through this, I apologise
    I honestly started this verse with those words
    Without thinking about it. Sorry.

    Jimmy looked at the bunny and the bunny looked back
    Wondering if this giant baby was going to attack
    Well, if you were that small and were looking at a giant baby with no real conscience
    You'd probably be a bit worried too.

    And then the murderous bunny murdered Jimmy to death
    Mummy and Daddy also this day took their last breath
    Because the bunny killed them all
    And so ends the tale of Jimmy and the murderous bunny.


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    g0sh Towns, that touched me on a deep personal level. A figurative touch.

    I was in tears after the first two lines. <--- my excuse for only reading the first two lines.
    Sreesanth said, "Next ball he was beaten and I said, 'is this the King Charles Lara? Who is this impostor, moving around nervously? I should have kept my mouth shut for the next ball - mind you, it was a length ball - Lara just pulled it over the church beyond the boundary! He is a true legend."


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    Those two lines came right from the heart, man. I'm glad they reached to you.

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    They reminded me of back in the day when I was young and innocent and foolish and young. Oh here they come again...


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    ROFL the Bunny Well done BoB, it reads well.
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    hahah got to love those emoites
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    I may sound stupid but...

    What is an emo?
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    Quote Originally Posted by cameeel
    I may sound stupid but...

    What is an emo?
    Nick Hancock.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cameeel
    I may sound stupid but...

    What is an emo?
    Mood: Apathetic
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    Only a bunch of convicts having been beaten 3-0 and gone 9 tests without a win and won just 1 in 11 against England could go into the home series saying they will win. England will win in Australia again this winter as they are a better side which they have shown this summer. 3-0 doesn't lie girls.

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    Hahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by cameeel
    I may sound stupid but...

    What is an emo?
    Freaks
    Mark Waugh
    "He's [Michael Clarke] on Twitter saying sorry for not walking? Mate if he did that in our side there'd be hell to play. AB would chuck his Twitter box off the balcony or whatever it is. Sorry for not walking? Jesus Christ man."
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    Quote Originally Posted by GoT_SpIn
    Freaks
    There's a Limp Bizkit comment to be made here regarding being emo with br00tal nu-metal riffs to disguise it, but I'm above making such childish comments.

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    There once was an emo who was always abused,
    Then decided he wasn't gonna take it.
    He listened to bands like Green Day and The Used,
    But his fave was really Limp Bizkit.


    Hmmm ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Mxyzptlk
    There's a Limp Bizkit comment to be made here regarding being emo with br00tal nu-metal riffs to disguise it, but I'm above making such childish comments.
    Nah sorry. No

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    Quote Originally Posted by burkey_1988
    There once was an emo who was always abused,
    Then decided he wasn't gonna take it.
    He listened to bands like Green Day and The Used,
    But his fave was really Limp Bizkit.


    Hmmm ...
    Wow you got me there

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