I'm sure all of you out there every now and then want to brag about something you've done. Sometimes you feel you don't get enough recognition for things you have done. This is the place to boast and not be ashamed of it. Talk yourself up as much as you want, because that is what is expected in here.
Here is an excerpt from a mate's Myspace detailing my own life-saving abilites last Saturday night:
On the way back from Subway, we took the paved and extremely slanted hill on the carpark as an opportunity to do something stupid.
Basically, Lewis was in a shopping trolley and we thought it would be funny to push him down to Slava and for Slava to stop the trolley before it rolled off the next hill (there was a slope then an even slopier slope).
So Lewis is like "Oh crap" and Andrew's like "Are you ready?" and gives him a bloody hard push off the already steep slope, a few metres down he passes Sandy, who tries to stop it but couldn't because it was too fast, but only causes to make the trolley spin heaps. Then it passes Slava and went off the second slope at which point we were all laughing and yelling at the same time, and Lewis was going fast down the second really inclined slope spinning like hell. We're all screaming and see Burkey near the end of the hill just before a bunch of trees and drop off after that. We're all shouting "Burkey catch him!". Luckily enough Burke sees and grabs the trolley handle, otherwise Lewis could have seriously injured himself or died. The velocity of the trolley combined with Burkey as a pivotal point makes the trolley swing around wildly, before it slows down and Burkey saves the bloody day
Needless to say we all ****ed ourselves laughing.
Now, brag away CW posters!