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Old 23-04-2006, 04:32 AM   #1 (permalink)
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You know you have been playing too much .......when........

the idea....basically is to fill in the blanks
try and make it as funny and (try to be as) original as possible

here is an example: (this is unoriginal but i thought it was a great example)

You know you have been playing too much computer games when you question the respawn time after joining the army
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Old 23-04-2006, 05:16 AM   #2 (permalink)
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You now when you have been playing too much with your knob when it comes off in your hands.

(of the television, people. I meant the knob of the television)
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Old 23-04-2006, 05:20 AM   #3 (permalink)
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You now when you have been playing too much with your knob when it comes off in your hands.

(of the television, people. I meant the knob of the television)
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Old 23-04-2006, 05:31 AM   #4 (permalink)
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You now when you have been playing too much with your knob when it comes off in your hands.

(of the television, people. I meant the knob of the television)
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Old 23-04-2006, 05:33 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 23-04-2006, 05:34 AM   #6 (permalink)
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You know you've been playing too much Championship Manager when your team signs a player, and you already know absolutely everything about him, apart from what he looks like...
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Old 23-04-2006, 05:36 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 23-04-2006, 05:41 AM   #8 (permalink)
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You know you've been playing too much Championship Manager when your team signs a player, and you already know absolutely everything about him, apart from what he looks like...
Andres D'Allessandro, perhaps?
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Old 23-04-2006, 05:52 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Andres D'Allessandro, perhaps?


Great call, it's completely true!
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Old 23-04-2006, 06:18 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Old 23-04-2006, 09:08 AM   #11 (permalink)
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You know you have been playing too much Joy Division when you find your hand lingering over the carving knife longingly in the drawer for a moment too long

You know you have been playing too much ICC when you still believe Kevin Pietersen is the long term answer to England's spin problems
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Old 24-04-2006, 02:27 AM   #13 (permalink)
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You know you have been playing too much ICC when you still believe Kevin Pietersen is the long term answer to England's spin problems
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You know you have been playing too much stick cricket when the "<" button on your keyboard is rubbed out
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