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    You know you have been playing too much .......when........

    the idea....basically is to fill in the blanks
    try and make it as funny and (try to be as) original as possible

    here is an example: (this is unoriginal but i thought it was a great example)

    You know you have been playing too much computer games when you question the respawn time after joining the army
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    You now when you have been playing too much with your knob when it comes off in your hands.

    (of the television, people. I meant the knob of the television)
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    Quote Originally Posted by luckyeddie
    You now when you have been playing too much with your knob when it comes off in your hands.

    (of the television, people. I meant the knob of the television)
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    Only a bunch of convicts having been beaten 3-0 and gone 9 tests without a win and won just 1 in 11 against England could go into the home series saying they will win. England will win in Australia again this winter as they are a better side which they have shown this summer. 3-0 doesn't lie girls.

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    Quote Originally Posted by luckyeddie
    You now when you have been playing too much with your knob when it comes off in your hands.

    (of the television, people. I meant the knob of the television)


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    You know you've been playing too much Championship Manager when your team signs a player, and you already know absolutely everything about him, apart from what he looks like...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Barney Rubble
    You know you've been playing too much Championship Manager when your team signs a player, and you already know absolutely everything about him, apart from what he looks like...
    Andres D'Allessandro, perhaps?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cloete
    Andres D'Allessandro, perhaps?


    Great call, it's completely true!

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    You know you have been playing too much Joy Division when you find your hand lingering over the carving knife longingly in the drawer for a moment too long

    You know you have been playing too much ICC when you still believe Kevin Pietersen is the long term answer to England's spin problems
    - As featured in The Independent.

    "Predictably, the ending of his international career did not end the argument about Pietersen's merits, as an army of informed commentators and Piers Morgan weighed in to defend or attack him."
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    Quote Originally Posted by BoyBrumby
    You know you have been playing too much Joy Division when you find your hand lingering over the carving knife longingly in the drawer for a moment too long

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    Quote Originally Posted by BoyBrumby
    You know you have been playing too much ICC when you still believe Kevin Pietersen is the long term answer to England's spin problems
    Good call.

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