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Old 03-06-2007, 07:33 PM   #751 (permalink)
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Got pretty smashed last night at a party on the other side of the river, caught up with a few buddies I haven't spoken to in a while which was good. Hot 14 year old sister=not good for a 17/18 year old party.
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Old 03-06-2007, 07:50 PM   #752 (permalink)
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Some discretion should be applied though, she's only a little girl.
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Old 03-06-2007, 07:51 PM   #753 (permalink)
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Awful saying tbh
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Old 05-06-2007, 12:55 PM   #754 (permalink)
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Yeah pretty dire stuff tbh.
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Old 06-06-2007, 02:27 AM   #755 (permalink)
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Got a massive 21st this weekend at my place, will be dead on Sunday.

Someone tell Daz he's invited, but he has to BYOB 'cause he's a ****.
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Old 06-06-2007, 02:33 AM   #756 (permalink)
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Yeah, but she has to BYO too because she's a chick.
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Tonight is going to be epic... Tomorrow will be fun as I'm getting a train home...
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Got rather wasted last night. May still be slighty drunk. Was epic until we were gatrcrashed and stuff was stolen. Also had a female problem...
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Also had a female problem...
Not surprised. Any female is a problem.
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Nursing a slight one, and have a cricket match pretty soon. Should be OK though.
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