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Old 27-06-2009, 05:03 AM   #1546 (permalink)
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Woke up at half eight, sat up quickly and thought, "****, work!" Then, clearly still drunk, started to work out that it might be Saturday, so was relieved, before realising I was on the couch. I never fall asleep on the couch so I must have been in a bad way last night. There's a half-drank glass of wine nearby as well, and I never drink wine, oh dear

I did go up to bed for a few hours so have had a decent sleep, feel like **** though
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Old 27-06-2009, 05:17 AM   #1547 (permalink)
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Old 27-06-2009, 09:08 AM   #1548 (permalink)
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I'm really quite drunk. Had one of my best mates' 18hs. Gotta play cricket tomorrw. **** myl ife.
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Old 28-06-2009, 02:18 AM   #1549 (permalink)
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Old 10-07-2009, 10:28 AM   #1550 (permalink)
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Old 11-07-2009, 08:31 AM   #1551 (permalink)
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In, worst thing is I can't get to sleep because of the Jagerbombs I had.

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Also, don't down a pint of Kilkenny because your idiot mate calls you a 'non-beer drinking pussy'.
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Old 11-07-2009, 05:43 PM   #1552 (permalink)
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Absinthe is awesome, no halllcucinagic effecs tho. had like 8 of them at a club in paris and like no pain from walking exists. why do paris people walk so much?
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Old 11-07-2009, 08:35 PM   #1553 (permalink)
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well, there's one reason why obesitas is a problem in the USA haha
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Old 11-07-2009, 11:57 PM   #1554 (permalink)
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Old 12-07-2009, 11:34 AM   #1555 (permalink)
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Old 12-07-2009, 11:41 AM   #1556 (permalink)
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If God wanted us to walk, he wouldn't have created Henry Ford.
We haven't evolved roots, so I presume our design isn't ideal for sitting still, either.
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Old 12-07-2009, 12:05 PM   #1557 (permalink)
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How else would we transport ourselves into the car?
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Old 12-07-2009, 07:39 PM   #1558 (permalink)
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You guys don't have roots?

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Old 13-07-2009, 02:09 PM   #1559 (permalink)
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Old 13-07-2009, 06:36 PM   #1560 (permalink)
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