Decided to try ride a trolley home last night. Bad ending
Also had to tell him that I'll be missing the next two weeks after that because I'll be in Queensland, which is true, and hopefully helped firm the legitimacy of my story.
Yes, I'd removed the cage with a hacksaw, but I hadn't filed the stumps of the supports away. As a came off the kart, a sharp support gouged a line through my right arse-cheek that we a good few inches long. Oh, the embarrasment explaining to the parents when I got home (a) why there was a rip in my jeans (b) why I didn't want to sit down and (c) why I had the chassis of a former shopping trolley on the driveway.
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Hmmm, so far tonigt I can attest that red wine cures hangovers.
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Funnily enough actually, I remember talking to Perm once who was saying some girl turned him down on a night out and used the very same excuse you've used, itstl.
Feeling better than I was this morning...not that that's hard
Jack deserves an OBE for that effort. Absolutely classic!
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Had a few beverages under my belt at the time and was on a long walk home down a hill. Happened to stumble on a trolley and thought that If i pushed it I could jump on the back bar and sail down towards home. Turns out the trolley overbalances. Still in pain now.
Work tomorrow may not be much fun. Just over six hours away.
But I felt pretty good about something I did tonight after saying goodbye to my friends. I started dancing with this random couple in another bar. They seemed pretty close. Then the guy disappeared for a while, and this other dodgy guy came in and started dancing really close to the girl, who seemed quite uncomfortable about all this and was telling the guy to **** off. I used my shoulder and barged my way in between she and the dodgy guy until the other guy came back.
A genuinely decent thing to do, instead of meaningless talk (as long as I didn't misinterpret the situation). Unprecedented.
Doesn't change the fact that I'll be hungover as **** at work tomorrow.
I got to drive to work in a thick fog too. That really enhanced the experience.
Today's been a bit of a struggle so far.
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