Stole it from another site, McNamara knows my angle.
Got a bit of a laugh out of it, dont think it's too crude for this site.
You’ve got it all planned out in your head, what to wear, what to bring, what to say .... but sometimes you need to go with the flow and lighten up. Show em what you’re made of, and be the one to make the first move! You’ve got nothing to lose...
82% chance of picking up it seems.
Give it a go.
Edit: Way to have a non working url.... fixed now.