What's the weirdest dream you've ever had?

[Armadillo]

Well one day, santa appeared at my door with some presents, so I went up stairs with the presents, but then I fell down the stairs and died (at which point I woke up).

Its just really random, I'm not even a Christian!

[luckyeddie]

Well, I dreamed that planet earth was going to the dogs, what with it being a godless place, so the CIA secretly transported everyone to a new world that they had fabricated in GWB's own image - some time last week it was - only when we all got there, we discovered to our cost that it had previously been populated by telepathic parasitic arthropods. One by one everyone fell under their telepathic mind control until there were just a few of us left - and we were safely locked away in lunatic asylums.

Then I woke up and discovered that I was in fact being held captive in an asylum. The only logical explanation is that it is all true.

[33/3from3.3]

the one where i'm being chased by Tiki statues, Teletubbies, Seahorses, Australians and Shoes
rather an odd combo
this is all happening at that sandy planet on Star wars(Tatine i think it's called)

[Armadillo]

Come on Sudeep, we wanna hear of your dreams about CW.

[GotSpin]

I have had two strange dreams that i can remember:

Dream 1: My whole family were like some kind of robbers but of the cartoon sort. We lived in one of those big clock towers and at night would go around stealing stuff spiderman style

Dream 2: I would be running along the roof of buildings for no particular reason then towards the end of the dream i would jump off the building and kill myself..

[Dark Hunter]

I had a dream ages ago where the telletubbies broke into our house and held us hostage.....then we escaped and hid across the road....the last memory i have of it is looking at the house and seeing them at the window staring at us.

[andyc]

I had a dream ages ago where the telletubbies broke into our house and held us hostage.....then we escaped and hid across the road....the last memory i have of it is looking at the house and seeing them at the window staring at us.

Wow. That's scary.

[Armadillo]

I had a dream ages ago where the telletubbies broke into our house and held us hostage.....then we escaped and hid across the road....the last memory i have of it is looking at the house and seeing them at the window staring at us.

Was noo noo there?

[Langeveldt]

I dreamt that one day I went onto Cricketweb, and the last post made in Cricket Chat wasn't by Richard

[marc71178]

I dreamt that one day I went onto Cricketweb, and the last post made in Cricket Chat wasn't by Richard

I don't believe it.

[Langeveldt]

I don't believe it.

says the 40K boy! and I thought I was pushing it

[simmy]

I dreamt that one day I went onto Cricketweb, and the last post made in Cricket Chat wasn't by Richard

HAHA... I cant really be bothered with 'following' the cricket chat threads because you have pages and pages of Richard and it honestly drives me mad.

[_Ed_]

Last night I dreamt (...that somebody loved me. Sorry, Smiths lyrics. Can't resist) that I moved house, and the house I moved to was next door. It was quite silly.

[Langeveldt]

do beetles dream?

[steds]

Last night I dreamt (...that somebody loved me. Sorry, Smiths lyrics. Can't resist) that I moved house, and the house I moved to was next door. It was quite silly.

Depends what your reasoning was. Perhaps your old house was in desperate need of renovation and you didn't have the time or recources to commit to it, but you liked the area.