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    *!!!Battle of the Simpson Quotes!!!*

    Ok this one was coming to Off topic sooner or later
    First put the Character's name- the episode- put the script in and bold the Quote you want to nominate-give it a title
    We will take the first 32 suggested

    e.g.Character- Homer
    Episode- unknown
    Script-marge"look a free sample of the lemontine"
    homer"oooooh *drinks lemontine*"
    marge"Homer! that's dishwashing liquid!"
    homer"meh, watcha gonna do"
    Title- Lemontine

    p.s. iam entering this Quote
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    Ralph Wiggum : Me fail English, that's unpossible.

    Name: Unpossible.
    Or something.

    RIP Fardin Qayyumi (AKA "cricket player"; "Bob"), 1/11/1990 - 15/4/2006

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    homer and flanders in car driving in snow can't see road very well car hits something

    Flanders: homer i think we just hit someone
    Homer: Ohh i hope its flanders

    name flanders
    CW Red

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    nice one
    and congrats on 6k jamee


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    hey jamee 6000 posts congrats

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    Quote Originally Posted by 33/3from3.3
    nice one
    and congrats on 6k jamee
    He is one short
    Mark Waugh
    "He's [Michael Clarke] on Twitter saying sorry for not walking? Mate if he did that in our side there'd be hell to play. AB would chuck his Twitter box off the balcony or whatever it is. Sorry for not walking? Jesus Christ man."
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    oh well
    in advance
    anyway
    Ralph Wiggum: Ms.Hoover I found a spear head
    Ms.Hoover:that's your trowel blade Ralph
    Ralph:And i found it!!
    title Spearhead

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    Homer: Whooop whoooooop whoooooop whooooop whooooop

    Name: Whoop
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    Only a bunch of convicts having been beaten 3-0 and gone 9 tests without a win and won just 1 in 11 against England could go into the home series saying they will win. England will win in Australia again this winter as they are a better side which they have shown this summer. 3-0 doesn't lie girls.

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    Quote Originally Posted by andyc
    Homer: Whooop whoooooop whoooooop whooooop whooooop

    Name: Whoop
    yea thats a good one

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    Quote Originally Posted by andyc
    Homer: Whooop whoooooop whoooooop whooooop whooooop

    Name: Whoop
    We have a winner people

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    Ralph: My cat's breath smells like cat food

    Name: Cat Food

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    Marge: Do you follow my husband around

    Hot dog seller: Lady, his putting my kids through college

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    Character: Flanders
    Quote: Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all (x3)
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    Milhouse: Remember the time he ate my goldfish? And you lied and said I never had goldfish. Then why did I have the bowl Bart? Why did I have the bowl?!!!!!!

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    As I posted in another thread:

    Homer comes home to see that the bank has foreclosed on Ned's house, so
    the Flanderses are temporarily living in their car before they go to his
    sister's apartment in Capital City. While the kids sing `Put on a Happy
    Face', Ned calls Homer aside...


    Ned: At times like these, I used to turn to the Bible and find solace, but even the Good Book can't help me now.

    Homer: Why not?

    Ned: I sold it to you for seven cents.



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