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    Scam alert.....

    Be on your guard when on your own for this one chaps. You have been warned...

    I don't know if you shop at Tesco but this may be useful to know (it's likely to generate a spate of copycats, so be on your guard). I am posting this here to you to warn you of a clever scam while out shopping.

    It happened to me at Tesco in Derby and I'm no mug, so it could certainly happen to some of you.

    Two seriously fit girls came over to my car as I was putting my shopping in the boot. They both started wiping the windscreen, wearing only hot pants and really skimpy t-shirts. It's almost hypnotic! When I thanked them and offered them a tip, they said 'No' and instead just asked for a ride to another supermarket in the town. Naturally, I agreed - and they both climbed into the back of the car. On the way, they started making out with each other. Suddenly, one of them climbed over into the front seat and, well, entertained me in ways that they shouldn't, and I shan't give the details here.

    Later, I discovered that my wallet had been stolen - I feel such an idiot.

    It happened last Sunday
























    and Monday, twice on Tuesday, again on Wednesday, oh and also yesterday.

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    Quote Originally Posted by luckyeddie
    and Monday, twice on Tuesday, again on Wednesday, oh and also yesterday.
    That's a lot of groceries.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Mxyzptlk
    That's a lot of groceries.
    Especially for someone who's wallet was stolen the day before.

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    Road trip to Derby anyone?


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    Quote Originally Posted by steds
    Especially for someone who's wallet was stolen the day before.
    After the second time, I went out and bought a dozen off the market.

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    Quote Originally Posted by simmy
    Road trip to Derby anyone?
    You don't need to take such drastic measures.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Mxyzptlk
    That's a lot of groceries.
    Well you know, gotta get your 5 portions a day. Of vegetables that is (i can see that one being twisted into a rather sick joke. Probably involving Voltman in there)

    Dad showed me a text with that joke in about an hour ago (though his was slightly more graphic than eddies filter safe version!)

    of course i'm a mature adult who doesnt find such vulgarity funny



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    Quote Originally Posted by luckyeddie
    You don't need to take such drastic measures.

    Loughborough student - probably cost you the price of a Bacardi Breezer in the Generous Briton on Ashby Rd.
    HAHA....

    Actually laughed out loud as its so true.

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    Quote Originally Posted by simmy
    HAHA....

    Actually laughed out loud as its so true.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BlackCap_Fan
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    Quote Originally Posted by BlackCap_Fan
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    Quote Originally Posted by PY


    Classic.

    Leave him alone - he's quite correct, I am married.

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    This. Thread. Is. Brilliant.

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