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Old 30-01-2006, 04:18 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Striking a blow for tolerance everywhere...

Just had the most wonderful MSN conversation. Really re-affirms my faith in humanity.

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30/01/2006 10:56:54 i lost my teddy bear......would u sleep with me Neil | Garfield hello
30/01/2006 10:57:02 Neil | Garfield i lost my teddy bear......would u sleep with me hi
30/01/2006 10:57:18 i lost my teddy bear......would u sleep with me Neil | Garfield who's this?
30/01/2006 10:58:07 Neil | Garfield i lost my teddy bear......would u sleep with me well you added me so i think you do the explaining first
30/01/2006 10:58:45 i lost my teddy bear......would u sleep with me Neil | Garfield ya.....one of my frnd told me..........so i added u......he got ur address from a site......
30/01/2006 10:59:10 Neil | Garfield i lost my teddy bear......would u sleep with me so who are you/
30/01/2006 10:59:25 i lost my teddy bear......would u sleep with me Neil | Garfield m omer...from Saudi arabia
30/01/2006 10:59:30 i lost my teddy bear......would u sleep with me Neil | Garfield n U?
30/01/2006 11:00:15 Neil | Garfield i lost my teddy bear......would u sleep with me im neil, im from england
30/01/2006 11:00:24 i lost my teddy bear......would u sleep with me Neil | Garfield aha...........
30/01/2006 11:00:29 i lost my teddy bear......would u sleep with me Neil | Garfield my mom's from UK
30/01/2006 11:00:35 i lost my teddy bear......would u sleep with me Neil | Garfield Blackburn
30/01/2006 11:00:44 i lost my teddy bear......would u sleep with me Neil | Garfield where r u in england?
30/01/2006 11:01:15 i lost my teddy bear......would u sleep with me Neil | Garfield r u buzy......poo
30/01/2006 11:01:38 Neil | Garfield i lost my teddy bear......would u sleep with me exeter
30/01/2006 11:02:40 i lost my teddy bear......would u sleep with me Neil | Garfield wat's exeter
30/01/2006 11:02:43 i lost my teddy bear......would u sleep with me Neil | Garfield ?????????????????????
30/01/2006 11:02:47 Neil | Garfield i lost my teddy bear......would u sleep with me a city?!
30/01/2006 11:02:55 i lost my teddy bear......would u sleep with me Neil | Garfield ahaaaa................
30/01/2006 11:03:02 i lost my teddy bear......would u sleep with me Neil | Garfield where is it?????
30/01/2006 11:03:16 i lost my teddy bear......would u sleep with me Neil | Garfield like near london,,,,manchaster
30/01/2006 11:03:18 i lost my teddy bear......would u sleep with me Neil | Garfield etc
30/01/2006 11:03:26 Neil | Garfield i lost my teddy bear......would u sleep with me neither
30/01/2006 11:03:28 Neil | Garfield i lost my teddy bear......would u sleep with me s.west
30/01/2006 11:03:37 i lost my teddy bear......would u sleep with me Neil | Garfield ahaan......
30/01/2006 11:03:43 i lost my teddy bear......would u sleep with me Neil | Garfield u r a boy...rite
30/01/2006 11:04:07 i lost my teddy bear......would u sleep with me Neil | Garfield helo
30/01/2006 11:04:19 Neil | Garfield i lost my teddy bear......would u sleep with me boy/man whatever
30/01/2006 11:04:30 i lost my teddy bear......would u sleep with me Neil | Garfield ahaaa........
30/01/2006 11:04:48 i lost my teddy bear......would u sleep with me Neil | Garfield write fast cuz ihavnt got any fucing time
30/01/2006 11:05:17 i lost my teddy bear......would u sleep with me Neil | Garfield kkkk....in which grade r u
30/01/2006 11:05:27 Neil | Garfield i lost my teddy bear......would u sleep with me we dont have grades
30/01/2006 11:05:36 Neil | Garfield i lost my teddy bear......would u sleep with me im in my third year at Uni, i'm 20
30/01/2006 11:05:49 i lost my teddy bear......would u sleep with me Neil | Garfield really.......
30/01/2006 11:06:08 i lost my teddy bear......would u sleep with me Neil | Garfield r u christian
30/01/2006 11:06:10 i lost my teddy bear......would u sleep with me Neil | Garfield ?????????????
30/01/2006 11:06:10 Neil | Garfield i lost my teddy bear......would u sleep with me no.
30/01/2006 11:06:19 i lost my teddy bear......would u sleep with me Neil | Garfield then muslim
30/01/2006 11:06:21 Neil | Garfield i lost my teddy bear......would u sleep with me no.
30/01/2006 11:06:28 i lost my teddy bear......would u sleep with me Neil | Garfield then wat
30/01/2006 11:06:32 Neil | Garfield i lost my teddy bear......would u sleep with me no religion
30/01/2006 11:06:41 i lost my teddy bear......would u sleep with me Neil | Garfield wat the **** r u talking abt
30/01/2006 11:06:49 i lost my teddy bear......would u sleep with me Neil | Garfield r u mad??????????????????????
30/01/2006 11:07:02 Neil | Garfield i lost my teddy bear......would u sleep with me ??
30/01/2006 11:07:05 Neil | Garfield i lost my teddy bear......would u sleep with me youre making no sense
30/01/2006 11:07:12 i lost my teddy bear......would u sleep with me Neil | Garfield neither u
30/01/2006 11:07:31 i lost my teddy bear......would u sleep with me Neil | Garfield u say that u don have religion.......how come?
30/01/2006 11:07:42 Neil | Garfield i lost my teddy bear......would u sleep with me well, i dont believe in a god, simple as
30/01/2006 11:07:53 i lost my teddy bear......would u sleep with me Neil | Garfield maan it seems u r abnormal
30/01/2006 11:07:59 i lost my teddy bear......would u sleep with me Neil | Garfield get the **** out of here
30/01/2006 11:08:01 i lost my teddy bear......would u sleep with me Neil | Garfield thn
30/01/2006 11:08:12 Neil | Garfield i lost my teddy bear......would u sleep with me what a lovely, tolerant person you are
30/01/2006 11:08:18 i lost my teddy bear......would u sleep with me Neil | Garfield thankx
30/01/2006 11:08:52 Neil | Garfield i lost my teddy bear......would u sleep with me my take on it is that everyone has the right to believe what they want to believe, i don't care what someone believes as long as they don't force it on others.
30/01/2006 11:09:05 i lost my teddy bear......would u sleep with me Neil | Garfield welllllll
30/01/2006 11:09:14 i lost my teddy bear......would u sleep with me Neil | Garfield NO.
30/01/2006 11:09:24 i lost my teddy bear......would u sleep with me Neil | Garfield u need to believe in one GOD
30/01/2006 11:09:29 i lost my teddy bear......would u sleep with me Neil | Garfield n that is ALLAH
30/01/2006 11:09:34 Neil | Garfield i lost my teddy bear......would u sleep with me or else what?
30/01/2006 11:09:40 i lost my teddy bear......would u sleep with me Neil | Garfield nothing
30/01/2006 11:09:52 Neil | Garfield i lost my teddy bear......would u sleep with me well, that's convinced me...
30/01/2006 11:10:13 i lost my teddy bear......would u sleep with me Neil | Garfield ahannn......
30/01/2006 11:10:44 i lost my teddy bear......would u sleep with me Neil | Garfield ok...maan...i don like chating wiv u......
30/01/2006 11:10:50 i lost my teddy bear......would u sleep with me Neil | Garfield cuz u r a btch
30/01/2006 11:11:07 i lost my teddy bear......would u sleep with me Neil | Garfield GET THE **** OUT.......DUDE
30/01/2006 11:11:30 Neil | Garfield i lost my teddy bear......would u sleep with me basically, you're just basing your entire opinion on my lack of religion, which makes you worse than racist.
30/01/2006 11:11:52 i lost my teddy bear......would u sleep with me Neil | Garfield ok.....jst forget it
30/01/2006 11:12:43 i lost my teddy bear......would u sleep with me Neil | Garfield ok maan.......howz ur fucing family?
30/01/2006 11:13:03 i lost my teddy bear......would u sleep with me Neil | Garfield hello
30/01/2006 11:13:15 Neil | Garfield i lost my teddy bear......would u sleep with me i have no desire to talk to you
30/01/2006 11:13:26 i lost my teddy bear......would u sleep with me Neil | Garfield write as fast as ****
30/01/2006 11:13:37 i lost my teddy bear......would u sleep with me Neil | Garfield then get the **** out off here
30/01/2006 11:13:40 i lost my teddy bear......would u sleep with me Neil | Garfield u sccrubeer
30/01/2006 11:13:53 i lost my teddy bear......would u sleep with me Neil | Garfield kiss my ***
30/01/2006 11:14:00 i lost my teddy bear......would u sleep with me Neil | Garfield u frking *****
30/01/2006 11:14:05 i lost my teddy bear......would u sleep with me Neil | Garfield poo
30/01/2006 11:14:15 i lost my teddy bear......would u sleep with me Neil | Garfield y did u stop writng
30/01/2006 11:14:20 i lost my teddy bear......would u sleep with me Neil | Garfield got ****ED
30/01/2006 11:14:36 i lost my teddy bear......would u sleep with me Neil | Garfield moda****
30/01/2006 11:14:49 i lost my teddy bear......would u sleep with me Neil | Garfield go sleep wiv ur mom
30/01/2006 11:15:01 i lost my teddy bear......would u sleep with me Neil | Garfield *******
30/01/2006 11:15:06 i lost my teddy bear......would u sleep with me Neil | Garfield bye
30/01/2006 11:15:13 i lost my teddy bear......would u sleep with me Neil | Garfield it was nice ****ing ya
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Old 30-01-2006, 04:21 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 30-01-2006, 04:26 AM   #3 (permalink)
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ahhhh what a lovely world it is we live in...
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Old 30-01-2006, 04:28 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Interesting conversation, no doubt he is now blocked and deleted?
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Old 30-01-2006, 04:30 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Erm......wow. That was weird.
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Old 30-01-2006, 04:30 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 30-01-2006, 04:31 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Nice smiley choice Barney.
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Old 30-01-2006, 04:36 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Nice smiley choice Barney.


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Old 30-01-2006, 04:52 AM   #9 (permalink)
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haha, ooh brilliant convo, has to be said !
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What blow did you strike? He's still a bigot. Now he just needs to find someone else to annoy.
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Old 30-01-2006, 05:47 AM   #11 (permalink)
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What blow did you strike? He's still a bigot. Now he just needs to find someone else to annoy.
The title was ironic.
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I thought it was sarcastic. Irony is so overdone really.
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Damn... I'm a Muslim and I'm surprised how a retard like that can call himself one. Idiots like that just embarass Muslims around the world. Nonetheless, it was an amusing conversation. Unrelated news... Halsey punched himself in the face today.
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Old 30-01-2006, 12:31 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Damn, this is funny.

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