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Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. He's an elderly man and figures he's not getting any younger.So seeing some on sale one day,he buys them, wears them home, walking proudly.
He walks into the house and says to his wife: "Notice anything different about me?'" Margaret looks him over, "Nope" she says.
Frustrated Bert storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the room completely naked except for the boots. Again, he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different NOW?"
Margaret looks up and says, "Bert, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, and it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."
Furious, Bert yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?'" 'Nope', she replies.
Bert Yells 'CAUSE IT'S LOOKIN' AT MY NEW BOOTS"
To which Margaret replies... "Should have bought a hat, Bert, Should have bought a hat."
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
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The color of immortality, nature and envy - you are truly a unique person. While clearly the color of nature, you also symbolize rebirth, fertility and hope in the world. On the other side of the spectrum, a natural aptitude to money with green coming to signify money and possibly even *********!
A crusty old biker, on a summer ride in the country, walks into a tavern
and sees a sign hanging over the bar, which reads:
CHICKEN SANDWICH : $5.50
HAND JOB: $100.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender serving drinks to
a meager looking group of farmers.
'Yes?' she inquires with a knowing smile, 'can I help you?'
'I was wondering,' whispers the old biker, 'are you the young lady who
gives the hand-jobs?'
'Yes,' she purrs, 'I am.'
The old biker replies, 'Well wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger.
Originally Posted by benchmark00"Straight-Edge means I'm better than you!"
Bob decides it's time to build a new outhouse because the present one is so rotten that it might fall over at any moment. He has a little dynamite left over from blowing out tree stumps a few days earlier, so he wires it up under the old ****house and tells his family to stay away.
Unfortunately, old Granny doesn't get the news. Feeling the need to make a donation to the sewer, she hurries out back and is sitting contentedly on the throne, gazing out through the quarter-moon hole, when Bob touches the wires to his battery and blows everything sky high.
After Granny lands a few metres away in a puddle of ****, she sits up, gets her bearings, straightens her wig and exclaims, "whew! I'm glad I didn't let that one out in the house!"
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