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    Battle of the Worst Films

    With the Conclusion of Battle of the films I have decided to create a thread dedicated to the worst ever films ever created. This is in the same format as battle of the films. These are mainly modern films but oh well.


    Batman & Robin (’97)
    Steel Magnolias (’89)
    Patch Adams (’98)
    Armageddon (’98)
    Staying Alive (’83)
    The Postman (’97)
    The English Patient (’96)
    It’s Pat: The Movie (’94)
    When Harry Got Mail in Seattle
    Little Nicky (’00)
    Dirty Dancing (’87)
    Cutthroat Island (’95)
    The Godfather Part III (’90)
    Nell (’94)
    Moulin Rouge! (’01)
    The Thin Red Line (’98)
    Gymkata (’85)
    Moment by Moment (’78)
    The Last Movie (’71)
    Dune (’84)
    Hook (’91)
    Psycho (’98)
    Heartbeeps (’81)
    Double Team (’97)
    Howard the Duck (’86)
    Godzilla (’98)
    Clambake (’67)
    The Sound of Music (’65)
    Spice World (’97)
    Erin Brockovich (’00)
    The Honeymooners
    You Got Served
    Gigli
    Plan Nine From Outer Space
    Jaws 4 (The Revenge)
    Titanic
    Hallow Man
    Planet of the Apes (Latest Version)
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    Whats so wrong with Erin Brockovich? Okay it isn't that great, but its not bad, and I don't see films like "Gigli" in there!
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    Round 1

    Moulin Rouge! (`01) vs Heartbeeps (`81)


    Moulin Rouge
    A musical…about a love-struck poet…in France? Save us a seat! Only drugged-out hairdressers and pompous critics could endure this two-hour torture session. Not even Nicole Kidman on a giant swing could disguise the fact that this pretentious pabulum was merely a hyperactive fashion show pretending to be a movie.

    Heartbeeps
    According to Amnesty International, Iraqi political prisoners are forced to watch this robot love story as a form of torture. Ouch! As runaway domestic droids, Andy Kaufman and Bernadette Peters make toaster ovens seem charismatic, sputtering lines like “I operate most efficiently with maximum data input.” Robot humor slays us!

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    I'd nominate Titanic and Hollow Man...

    But it looks like we're stuck with the original incomplete list.
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    Are we voting for the worst to win? Or the best?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Langeveldt
    Whats so wrong with Erin Brockovich? Okay it isn't that great, but its not bad, and I don't see films like "Gigli" or "Spice World" in there!
    I didn't come up with the list it is from http://www.maximonline.com/articles/...aspx?a_id=4706 why are none of these menus working I couldn't add a link

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    The aim is if you havnt got it already is to get the WORST film so vote for the WORST of the TWO that I posted above ok?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Natman20
    The aim is if you havnt got it already is to get the WORST film so vote for the WORST of the TWO that I posted above ok?
    Ok, Moulin Rouge

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    there was a movie a few years ago, 21 days or 28 days maybe? about a desease that wiped out most of the population which was awful

    War of the worlds is about the worst movie ive seen though.
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    moulin rouge


    personally although i thought it was a bit poor i didnt think the remake of godzilla was terrible enough to call it one of the worst films of all time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by age_master
    there was a movie a few years ago, 21 days or 28 days maybe? about a desease that wiped out most of the population which was awful

    War of the worlds is about the worst movie ive seen though.
    War of the worlds ending was one of the worst I have seen. It builds up suspense and then all of a sudden just when you think there are going to be great action scene the aliens die of the flu! how crud was that!

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    its a plausible ending if you ask me, and its how the book was written so cant really complain or blame the film for that.

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    I think one of the worst films has to be the remake of Planet of the Apes.. The ending was absoutely appaling

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