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    A Tribute: CricketWeb Songs

    This is a tribute to those who havent posted alot but make up the most interesting posts on Cricketweb.

    People to name(sorry if i dont get all of u guys):
    Sunil, Anoop, Anthony, Paid the Umpire, David, Broncoman, me many others.

    Give them around of applause

    [Edited on 5/11/02 by Neil Pickup]
    You have just read a post from Jason Pike, he is what you wish you were

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    How about the administrator of Cricket Web

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    Yes the administrator he is awesome a great new design im sure alot of work has gone into it onya James

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    me interesting... :O
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    Yea sunil your interesting cause of all the crap you say and we laugh

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    Tribute

    This is the greatest and best thread in the world.

    Tribute.

    Long time ago me and my brother Umpire Money here,
    We was hitchhikin down a long and lonesome road.
    All of a sudden, there shined a shiny demon, in the middle of the road.

    And he said, "Post the best thread in the world, or I'll eat your soul."

    Well me and Umpire Money, we looked at each other and we each said, "Okay."

    And we posted the first thing that came to our heads, just so happened to be,
    The best thread in the world, it was the best thread in the world.

    Look into my eyes and it's easy to see,
    One and one make two, two and one make three, it was destiny.

    Once every hundred-thousand years or so, When the sun doth shine and the moon doth glow and the grass doth grow.

    Needless to say, the beast was stunned, whip-crack went his schwumpy tail,
    And the beast was done.

    He asked us, "Be you angels?" And we said, "Nay! We are but men!"

    Rock!

    Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah, ohhh, whoah, ah-whoah-oh.

    This is not the greatest thread in the world, no, this is just a tribute.

    Couldn't remember the greatest thread in the world, no, no.

    This is a tribute, oh, to the greatest thread in the world, All right. It was the greatest thread in the world, All right. It was the best mutha****in thread, the greatest thread in the world.

    [skat]

    And the peculiar thing is this my friends, the thread we posted on that fateful night,
    It didn't actually look anything like this thread!

    This is just a tribute. You gotta believe me.
    And I wish you were there. Just a matter of opinion.

    Ah, ****. Good God, God lovin, so surprised to find you can't stop it.
    All right, all right.



    [Edited on 23/9/2002 by Top_Cat]
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    BRAVO!

    Brilliant

    that is great...

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    CricketWeb Pie?


    A long long time ago
    I can still remember
    How that thread used to make me smile
    And i knew that if i had one try
    I could make those people want to die
    And maybe they'd be happy for awhile

    Did you write the thread on junk
    And do you have faith in James and funk
    If the mod tells you so
    Now do you believe in Warnies bowl
    And can cricket save your mortal soul
    And can it teach me how to dance real slow

    Well i know that your in love with me
    Cause i saw you drop me on 93
    We both bowled off our shoes
    And i did Lillies bouncer blues
    I was a lonely teenage brock of luck
    With a great bat and a big fat duck
    But i knew that i was out of luck
    The day the forum died
    I started posting

    [Chorus]
    Bye bye CricketWeb Guy
    My posts were heavy
    But the forum was dry
    And good old boys were drinking whiskey and rye

    posting
    If I don't post I will die


    I met a guy who favoured the blues
    And i asked her for some happy news
    But she just smiled and turned away
    Well i went on the web again
    Where i'd been posting only days before
    But the man there said the posts wouldn't play
    Well now in the streets the children screamed
    The lovers smiled and the umpires gleamed
    But the fielders didn't shout,
    The batsmen had been run out
    And the three men i admire the most,
    The batter, umpire, and the holy spinner
    They caught the last man out on the winner
    The day the forum died
    I started posting

    [Chorus](x2)

    we started posting
    we started posting
    we started posting
    we started posting
    we started posting
    we started posting

    ----

    I am really really sorry for this murder of a song.

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    Well i know that your in love with me
    Cause i saw you drop me on 93

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    Another Song...

    Cricket Web - Without Me!

    Two CricketWeb guys go round the site,
    round the site, round the site.
    Two CricketWeb guys go round the site,
    round the site, round the site.

    "Ooooohhhhh!"

    Guess who's back, back again
    Paid is back, tell a friend
    Guess who's back, guess who's back,
    guess who's back, guess who's back,
    guess who's back, guess who's back,
    guess who's back...


    I've created a monster, cuz nobody wants to
    See Dancingpandal no more they want Paid
    I'm chopped liver
    Well if you want Paid, then this is what I'll give ya
    A little bit of me mixed with some hard postings
    Some posts that will jumpstart my heart quicker
    Then a shock when I get shocked at the hospital
    By the Moderator when I'm not cooperating
    When I'm rocking the table while he's posting

    "Hey"

    You waited this long to stop debating
    Cuz I'm back, I'm on the thread and postulating
    I know you got a job Ms. Eddie
    But your husbands post problem is complicated
    So the WCC won't let me be
    Or let me be me so let me see
    They tried to shut me down on Baggygreen
    But it feels so empty without me

    So come on Sunil, hand on your keys
    jump back, type your view and abuse a bit
    And get ready cuz this is about to get heavy
    I just settled all my lawsuits, "_uck you Blewie!"


    Now this looks like a job for me
    So everybody just follow me
    Cuz we need a little controversy,
    Cuz the forum feels so empty without me

    I said this looks like a job for me
    So everybody just follow me
    Cuz we need a little controversy,
    Cuz this forum feels so empty without me

    Little hellions, kids feeling rebellious
    Embarrassed, their parents still post at to CricketGames.com
    They start feeling like prison is helpless,
    Til someone comes along on a mission and yells "Howzat!"
    A visionary, vision is scary, could start a revolution,
    Pollutin' the post waves a rebel
    So let me just revel and bask,
    In the fact that I got everyone kissing my posts
    And it's a disaster such a catastrophe
    For you to see so damn much of my posts you ask for me?
    Well I'm back (*Batman Noise*) fix your bent antenna
    Tune it in and then I'm gonna enter
    Into the front of your skin like a splinter
    The center of attention back for the summer
    I'm interesting, the best thing since Bradman
    Infesting in your kids ears and nesting
    Testing "Attention Please"
    Feel the tension soon as someone mentions me

    Here's my 10 cents my 2 cents is free
    A nuisance, who sent, you sent for me?

    Now this looks like a job for me
    So everybody just follow me
    Cuz we need a little controversy,
    Cuz the forum feels so empty without me

    I said this looks like a job for me
    So everybody just follow me
    Cuz we need a little controversy,
    Cuz this forum feels so empty without me

    Now this looks like a job for me
    So everybody just follow me
    Cuz we need a little controversy,
    Cuz the forum feels so empty without me

    I said this looks like a job for me
    So everybody just follow me
    Cuz we need a little controversy,
    Cuz this forum feels so empty without me


    A tisk-it a task-it, I go tit for tat with anybody who's talking this & that sh_t
    Gotchya, you can get your ass kicked
    Worse than them little New Zealand Cricketers,
    And David, you can get outposted by Me,
    You 36 year old bald headed scared monkey me
    You don't know me, you're too old
    Let go, it's over, nobody listens to umpire Money
    Now lets go, just give me the signal
    I will be there with a whole list full of new insults
    I've been dope, suspenseful with a pencil
    Ever since Yaju turned himself into a symbol
    But sometimes man it just seems,
    Everybody only wants to discuss me
    So this means I'm disgusting,
    But its just me I'm just obscene
    Though I'm not the first king of controversy
    I am the worst thing since Bodyline,
    To do Test Cricket so selfishly
    And use it to get myself wealthy (Hey)
    There's a concept that works
    20 million other leg spinners emerge
    But no matter how many fish in the sea
    It'll be so empty without me

    Now this looks like a job for me
    So everybody just follow me
    Cuz we need a little controversy,
    Cuz the forum feels so empty without me

    I said this looks like a job for me
    So everybody just follow me
    Cuz we need a little controversy,
    Cuz this forum feels so empty without me

    Now this looks like a job for me
    So everybody just follow me
    Cuz we need a little controversy,
    Cuz the forum feels so empty without me

    I said this looks like a job for me
    So everybody just follow me
    Cuz we need a little controversy,
    Cuz this forum feels so empty without me


    Hum dei la la la, la la la la la, la la la la la, la la la la
    Hum dei la la la, la la la la la, la la la la la, la la la la

    ---

    Thank you

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    Concussion Holiday

    I was runnin' to the pitch,
    Concentratin' on bowlin' right
    I heard a dark voice beside of me,
    And I looked 'round in a state of fright.
    I saw two faces, one mad; an umpire from the gutter.
    They looked me up and down a bit and turned to each other.
    I say, I don't like CricketWeb, oh no, I love it.
    I don't like CricketWeb, oh no, I love it.

    Don't you look through my posts.
    You got to show some respect.
    Don't you walk through the crease,
    'Cause you ain't got me out yet.

    Well, he looked down on my stupid claim.
    He said: 'You should sound older'.
    I said: 'You've got to be jokin', man,
    I just let home without me mother'.

    He said: 'I like it, I want it, I'll take it off your hands,
    And you'll be sorry you posted,
    You better understand that you're online,
    (a long way from the pine)

    And I say, I don't like CricketWeb, oh no, I love it.

    I don't like CricketWeb, oh no, I love it.

    Don't you cramp me style,
    Don't you queer me pitch.
    Don't you walk through the crease,
    'Cause you ain't got me out yet.

    I hurried back to my bowling mark,
    dropping the mid-ons throw.
    I heard a dark voice beside me say
    'Would you like to bowl it harder ?'
    He said: 'I've got it, you want it,
    My bouncer is the best, and if you try it,
    You'll like it and wallow in a concussion holiday.

    And I say, don't like CricketWeb, oh no, I love her.
    Don't like CricketWeb, oh no, I love her.
    Don't you look through my words.
    You got to show some respect.
    Don't you walk through the crease,
    'Cause you ain't got me out yet.

    I don't like CricketWeb, oh no, I love it (Concussion holiday)
    I don't like CricketWeb, oh no, I love it (Concussion holiday)
    I don't like CricketWeb, oh no, I love it (Concussion holiday)

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    Cricketweb Pie....... what a classic - one of my all-time favourite songs and one of my all time favourite websites are now combined.



    Ah..... pure bliss.

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