A Tribute: CricketWeb Songs

[Umpire Money]

This is a tribute to those who havent posted alot but make up the most interesting posts on Cricketweb.

People to name(sorry if i dont get all of u guys):
Sunil, Anoop, Anthony, Paid the Umpire, David, Broncoman, me many others.

Give them around of applause

[Edited on 5/11/02 by Neil Pickup]

[James]

How about the administrator of Cricket Web

[Umpire Money]

Yes the administrator he is awesome a great new design im sure alot of work has gone into it onya James

[Kimbo]

me interesting... :O

[Umpire Money]

Yea sunil your interesting cause of all the crap you say and we laugh

[Top_Cat]

Tribute

This is the greatest and best thread in the world.

Tribute.

Long time ago me and my brother Umpire Money here,
We was hitchhikin down a long and lonesome road.
All of a sudden, there shined a shiny demon, in the middle of the road.

And he said, "Post the best thread in the world, or I'll eat your soul."

Well me and Umpire Money, we looked at each other and we each said, "Okay."

And we posted the first thing that came to our heads, just so happened to be,
The best thread in the world, it was the best thread in the world.

Look into my eyes and it's easy to see,
One and one make two, two and one make three, it was destiny.

Once every hundred-thousand years or so, When the sun doth shine and the moon doth glow and the grass doth grow.

Needless to say, the beast was stunned, whip-crack went his schwumpy tail,
And the beast was done.

He asked us, "Be you angels?" And we said, "Nay! We are but men!"

Rock!

Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah, ohhh, whoah, ah-whoah-oh.

This is not the greatest thread in the world, no, this is just a tribute.

Couldn't remember the greatest thread in the world, no, no.

This is a tribute, oh, to the greatest thread in the world, All right. It was the greatest thread in the world, All right. It was the best mutha****in thread, the greatest thread in the world.

[skat]

And the peculiar thing is this my friends, the thread we posted on that fateful night,
It didn't actually look anything like this thread!

This is just a tribute. You gotta believe me.
And I wish you were there. Just a matter of opinion.

Ah, ****. Good God, God lovin, so surprised to find you can't stop it.
All right, all right.



[Edited on 23/9/2002 by Top_Cat]

[Paid The Umpire]

Brilliant

that is great...

[Paid The Umpire]

CricketWeb Pie?


A long long time ago
I can still remember
How that thread used to make me smile
And i knew that if i had one try
I could make those people want to die
And maybe they'd be happy for awhile

Did you write the thread on junk
And do you have faith in James and funk
If the mod tells you so
Now do you believe in Warnies bowl
And can cricket save your mortal soul
And can it teach me how to dance real slow

Well i know that your in love with me
Cause i saw you drop me on 93
We both bowled off our shoes
And i did Lillies bouncer blues
I was a lonely teenage brock of luck
With a great bat and a big fat duck
But i knew that i was out of luck
The day the forum died
I started posting

[Chorus]
Bye bye CricketWeb Guy
My posts were heavy
But the forum was dry
And good old boys were drinking whiskey and rye

posting
If I don't post I will die


I met a guy who favoured the blues
And i asked her for some happy news
But she just smiled and turned away
Well i went on the web again
Where i'd been posting only days before
But the man there said the posts wouldn't play
Well now in the streets the children screamed
The lovers smiled and the umpires gleamed
But the fielders didn't shout,
The batsmen had been run out
And the three men i admire the most,
The batter, umpire, and the holy spinner
They caught the last man out on the winner
The day the forum died
I started posting

[Chorus](x2)

we started posting
we started posting
we started posting
we started posting
we started posting
we started posting

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I am really really sorry for this murder of a song.

[Top_Cat]

Well i know that your in love with me
Cause i saw you drop me on 93

[Paid The Umpire]

Cricket Web - Without Me!

Two CricketWeb guys go round the site,
round the site, round the site.
Two CricketWeb guys go round the site,
round the site, round the site.

"Ooooohhhhh!"

Guess who's back, back again
Paid is back, tell a friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back,
guess who's back, guess who's back,
guess who's back, guess who's back,
guess who's back...


I've created a monster, cuz nobody wants to
See Dancingpandal no more they want Paid
I'm chopped liver
Well if you want Paid, then this is what I'll give ya
A little bit of me mixed with some hard postings
Some posts that will jumpstart my heart quicker
Then a shock when I get shocked at the hospital
By the Moderator when I'm not cooperating
When I'm rocking the table while he's posting

"Hey"

You waited this long to stop debating
Cuz I'm back, I'm on the thread and postulating
I know you got a job Ms. Eddie
But your husbands post problem is complicated
So the WCC won't let me be
Or let me be me so let me see
They tried to shut me down on Baggygreen
But it feels so empty without me

So come on Sunil, hand on your keys
jump back, type your view and abuse a bit
And get ready cuz this is about to get heavy
I just settled all my lawsuits, "_uck you Blewie!"


Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cuz we need a little controversy,
Cuz the forum feels so empty without me

I said this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cuz we need a little controversy,
Cuz this forum feels so empty without me

Little hellions, kids feeling rebellious
Embarrassed, their parents still post at to CricketGames.com
They start feeling like prison is helpless,
Til someone comes along on a mission and yells "Howzat!"
A visionary, vision is scary, could start a revolution,
Pollutin' the post waves a rebel
So let me just revel and bask,
In the fact that I got everyone kissing my posts
And it's a disaster such a catastrophe
For you to see so damn much of my posts you ask for me?
Well I'm back (*Batman Noise*) fix your bent antenna
Tune it in and then I'm gonna enter
Into the front of your skin like a splinter
The center of attention back for the summer
I'm interesting, the best thing since Bradman
Infesting in your kids ears and nesting
Testing "Attention Please"
Feel the tension soon as someone mentions me

Here's my 10 cents my 2 cents is free
A nuisance, who sent, you sent for me?

Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cuz we need a little controversy,
Cuz the forum feels so empty without me

I said this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cuz we need a little controversy,
Cuz this forum feels so empty without me

Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cuz we need a little controversy,
Cuz the forum feels so empty without me

I said this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cuz we need a little controversy,
Cuz this forum feels so empty without me


A tisk-it a task-it, I go tit for tat with anybody who's talking this & that sh_t
Gotchya, you can get your ass kicked
Worse than them little New Zealand Cricketers,
And David, you can get outposted by Me,
You 36 year old bald headed scared monkey me
You don't know me, you're too old
Let go, it's over, nobody listens to umpire Money
Now lets go, just give me the signal
I will be there with a whole list full of new insults
I've been dope, suspenseful with a pencil
Ever since Yaju turned himself into a symbol
But sometimes man it just seems,
Everybody only wants to discuss me
So this means I'm disgusting,
But its just me I'm just obscene
Though I'm not the first king of controversy
I am the worst thing since Bodyline,
To do Test Cricket so selfishly
And use it to get myself wealthy (Hey)
There's a concept that works
20 million other leg spinners emerge
But no matter how many fish in the sea
It'll be so empty without me

Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cuz we need a little controversy,
Cuz the forum feels so empty without me

I said this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cuz we need a little controversy,
Cuz this forum feels so empty without me

Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cuz we need a little controversy,
Cuz the forum feels so empty without me

I said this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cuz we need a little controversy,
Cuz this forum feels so empty without me


Hum dei la la la, la la la la la, la la la la la, la la la la
Hum dei la la la, la la la la la, la la la la la, la la la la

---

Thank you

[lord_of_darkness]

Lol gives me the slight hint that you monkeys are going bananas :P

[Paid The Umpire]

Concussion Holiday

I was runnin' to the pitch,
Concentratin' on bowlin' right
I heard a dark voice beside of me,
And I looked 'round in a state of fright.
I saw two faces, one mad; an umpire from the gutter.
They looked me up and down a bit and turned to each other.
I say, I don't like CricketWeb, oh no, I love it.
I don't like CricketWeb, oh no, I love it.

Don't you look through my posts.
You got to show some respect.
Don't you walk through the crease,
'Cause you ain't got me out yet.

Well, he looked down on my stupid claim.
He said: 'You should sound older'.
I said: 'You've got to be jokin', man,
I just let home without me mother'.

He said: 'I like it, I want it, I'll take it off your hands,
And you'll be sorry you posted,
You better understand that you're online,
(a long way from the pine)

And I say, I don't like CricketWeb, oh no, I love it.

I don't like CricketWeb, oh no, I love it.

Don't you cramp me style,
Don't you queer me pitch.
Don't you walk through the crease,
'Cause you ain't got me out yet.

I hurried back to my bowling mark,
dropping the mid-ons throw.
I heard a dark voice beside me say
'Would you like to bowl it harder ?'
He said: 'I've got it, you want it,
My bouncer is the best, and if you try it,
You'll like it and wallow in a concussion holiday.

And I say, don't like CricketWeb, oh no, I love her.
Don't like CricketWeb, oh no, I love her.
Don't you look through my words.
You got to show some respect.
Don't you walk through the crease,
'Cause you ain't got me out yet.

I don't like CricketWeb, oh no, I love it (Concussion holiday)
I don't like CricketWeb, oh no, I love it (Concussion holiday)
I don't like CricketWeb, oh no, I love it (Concussion holiday)

[MrPerko]

Cricketweb Pie....... what a classic - one of my all-time favourite songs and one of my all time favourite websites are now combined.



Ah..... pure bliss.

[Simon]

to this thread
"thats tops"

[Anoop]

cheers....