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    Sledgers advice column

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    come to sledger, let me know all your soical (and otherwise dilemmas) i am here to give sound advice and let you know the way to act. Sledger having a wide range of social experience is happy only to assist you all in a difficult situation you may stumble across in your life. Please come tell me your dilemmas, my advice column is here to hand out aid to anyone in any circumstance, let em roll in...(genuine claims only please.

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    My life is boring. So boring that I have succumbed to spending most evenings on here concocting schemes with a fellow pupil and cricket web member. Please help.

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    My life is boring. So boring that I have succumbed to spending most evenings on here concocting schemes with a fellow pupil and cricket web member. Please help
    aah that pothas, always one for schemes. Well, there is nothing wrong with scheming if it is all in good jest, as for a boring life, well the way you solve that is enirely upto you, but i reccomend leisure activities.

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    Leisure activities such as...?...I am not one for going out "boozing" so to speak.


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    no no and neither am i young lad.

    Sports or visiting friendlies or a trip to the cinema...that kind of thing.

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    sledger, I have a serious problem. I just can't stop making pointless threads and I'm continually finding that I have no idea what I'm talking about. Not only that, I find myself making posts that are completely irrelevant, devoid of both substance and humour. What should I do?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Robertinho
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    ok sledger. i want to go blow up this builiding but cant buy c4 what shud i use as a substitute i was thinking frogs but im not sure
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    Quote Originally Posted by Don
    ok sledger. i want to go blow up this builiding but cant buy c4 what shud i use as a substitute i was thinking frogs but im not sure
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    sledger, I have a serious problem. I just can't stop making pointless threads and I'm continually finding that I have no idea what I'm talking about. Not only that, I find myself making posts that are completely irrelevant, devoid of both substance and humour. What should I do?
    you are right rob, your pointless threads are getting everyone down, i reccomend a course in how to be less feminine, that may sort you right out son. As for the bit about being devoid of humour.....better ask me later.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Don
    ok sledger. i want to go blow up this builiding but cant buy c4 what shud i use as a substitute i was thinking frogs but im not sure
    ah don that really is a pickle, but im sure the kind gentlemen here will be able to sort you right out.

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    sledger i have massive pussy lumps under my armpit, crack and groin. what do i do oh great one
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    Who in their right mind would take advice from Sledger?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blaze
    Who in their right mind would take advice from Sledger?
    Indeed. Advice from sledger... what a concept.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robertinho
    sledger, I have a serious problem. I just can't stop making pointless threads and I'm continually finding that I have no idea what I'm talking about. Not only that, I find myself making posts that are completely irrelevant, devoid of both substance and humour. What should I do?

    Someone better warn Robertinho that Nibbs has hacked his account.

    ffs that is so lame, show some tact please!
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