I live with a fat, mardy human who is exceedingly domineering. Consequently I spend much of my time locked in a cupboard, unable to give cricket lovers the world over the benefit of my own infallible advice.
I complained that there was nothing to do whilst incarcerated for 23 hours at a time, and LE (for it is he who is my erstwhile jailer and tormentor) gave me a miniature vaulting-horse. Predictably, I used it as cover in order to dig a tunnel and now I can escape whenever I wish.
My dilemma is this:
If I use my freedom to resurrect a certain diary on CW in order to bring pleasure to millions, is it likely to give the game away and bring a terrible punishment (i.e. withdrawal of breadcrumb rations) on a particularly lovable and heroic duck whose selfless actions have always been for the benefit of cricket lovers the world over, or should I just make the most of my opportunity and put senna pods in LE's beer which will be a good laugh?