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    I live with a fat, mardy human who is exceedingly domineering. Consequently I spend much of my time locked in a cupboard, unable to give cricket lovers the world over the benefit of my own infallible advice.

    I complained that there was nothing to do whilst incarcerated for 23 hours at a time, and LE (for it is he who is my erstwhile jailer and tormentor) gave me a miniature vaulting-horse. Predictably, I used it as cover in order to dig a tunnel and now I can escape whenever I wish.

    My dilemma is this:

    If I use my freedom to resurrect a certain diary on CW in order to bring pleasure to millions, is it likely to give the game away and bring a terrible punishment (i.e. withdrawal of breadcrumb rations) on a particularly lovable and heroic duck whose selfless actions have always been for the benefit of cricket lovers the world over, or should I just make the most of my opportunity and put senna pods in LE's beer which will be a good laugh?
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    well eddie, discretion is the better part of valour, do what the duck would do.

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    Can you explain what a soical dilemma is?
    its not enough for me to describe it edward, you have to experience it for yourself.

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    You're a terrible advice-giver. The advice was for the duck...not Eddie. Now you've gotten LE curious. The duck shall be exposed...

    If I were you, I'd retire immediately.
    Sreesanth said, "Next ball he was beaten and I said, 'is this the King Charles Lara? Who is this impostor, moving around nervously? I should have kept my mouth shut for the next ball - mind you, it was a length ball - Lara just pulled it over the church beyond the boundary! He is a true legend."



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    If I were you, I'd retire immediately.
    if i were you, i would be best suited making guest appearances on mr bean.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sledger
    if i were you, i would be best suited making guest appearances on mr bean.
    Ooooh... BURNED!!! I'll go work on my witty comeback now. I'll then realize how far that would entail me stooping.

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    stooping.
    haha oh liam

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    "Simple minds" won't even suffice in this situation...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Mxyzptlk
    You're a terrible advice-giver. The advice was for the duck...not Eddie

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    Quote Originally Posted by sledger
    its not enough for me to describe it edward, you have to experience it for yourself.
    I'll pass that message on to Edward. When I find out who Edward is.

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    Does the Duck have an email id?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pratyush
    Does the Duck have an email id?
    <quack> devil.ducky@ntlworld.com

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    I'll pass that message on to Edward. When I find out who Edward is.
    its not enough to find out who edward is son, you have to earn the right to meet him.

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    "Simple minds" won't even suffice in this situation...
    we are all made of stars.

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