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    Icon9 Why do nice girls hate me?

    Just a few things I want to talk about. Firstly, I've got this sort of downy hair developing on my chest -- is that normal? Also, I get so lonely and confused. I've written a poem about it; it's called "Why do nice girls hate me?" But I'm a bit too shy to show it to anyone.

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    hahahahahahaha.. oh ur serious?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pathos
    Firstly, I've got this sort of downy hair developing on my chest -- is that normal?
    Lol, first thing that reminded me of was off Bottom when Richie was deciding whether to draw "curly" or "straight" hairs onto his chest with a biro to make himself look more masculine - priceless!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pathos
    Just a few things I want to talk about. Firstly, I've got this sort of downy hair developing on my chest -- is that normal? Also, I get so lonely and confused. I've written a poem about it; it's called "Why do nice girls hate me?" But I'm a bit too shy to show it to anyone.
    That's a direct quote from Blackadder The Third (Pitt the younger) & I claim my five pounds!
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    Quote Originally Posted by BoyBrumby
    That's a direct quote from Blackadder The Third (Pitt the younger) & I claim my five pounds!
    Damn you good!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BoyBrumby
    That's a direct quote from Blackadder The Third (Pitt the younger) & I claim my five pounds!
    You seem more like a sad old man every post, Dale

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    lol, ahhh, damn. i thought id get a lot more sarcastic comments before anyone was as nerdy as me to get what it was from...... well played Boy Brumby, well played.

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    Quote Originally Posted by steds
    You seem more like a sad old man every post, Dale
    Yeah, there's a reason for that. Damon Albarn summed it up best "And your mind gets dirty, as you get closer to thirty"*

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    lol, ahhh, damn. i thought id get a lot more sarcastic comments before anyone was as nerdy as me to get what it was from...... well played Boy Brumby, well played.
    haha thats stupid.. dont even undermine the strength of posters on here..
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    Quote Originally Posted by BoyBrumby
    That's a direct quote from Blackadder The Third (Pitt the younger) & I claim my five pounds!
    I knew I'd heard it somewhere!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pathos
    Just a few things I want to talk about. Firstly, I've got this sort of downy hair developing on my chest -- is that normal? Also, I get so lonely and confused. I've written a poem about it; it's called "Why do nice girls hate me?" But I'm a bit too shy to show it to anyone.
    How old are you?
    Do they hate you or are they just not your friends?
    Maybe you have a Mr. Hyde look goin on?
    Padi ag ofin ton fach unig Sua, sua ar lan y mor Huna blentyn nid oes yma Ddim i roddi iti fraw

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