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    International Debutant Kimbo's Avatar
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    silly haikus

    aren't haikus great...
    did you know that heaps of haikus have been written aout spam (how quirky).
    eg. Ears, snouts and innards,
    A homogeneous mass.
    Pass another slice.

    Cube of cold pinkness
    Yellow specks of porcine fat.
    Give me a spork please.

    Silent, former pig
    One communal awareness
    Myriad pink bricks

    And who dares mock Spam?
    You? you? you are not worthy
    Of one rich pink fleck

    so yea there are heaps of spam haikus... loads actually
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    Sunil Havascar
    Has a fixation with Spam.
    Don't eat it, Sunil!
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    Corky, Dominic.
    The Oval was your last chance.
    Ashes? Up in flames.

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    One player stands out,
    the biggest muppet of all,
    Dillon you are crap


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    Amen to that

    and i was dissing agarkar

    who cares i still hate agarkar ive use agarkars face as my darts target now , get the Centre of the Forehead and u get 20+ points
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    Mervyn 'choke' Dillon.
    Will we see your likes again?
    Not in Sri Lanka!

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    Not Ever i Guess

    even though he is W.Indies only main frontline bowler with experience is that right?

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    How about this?

    My dog has no nose.
    So, how does the doggie smell?
    He smells terrible.

    [Edited on 9/13/02 by Paid The Umpire]

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    I've just been shopping
    (with my wife) - I drove her nuts
    just talking Haikus.

    She wants a divorce
    on grounds of stupidity.
    I can't contest that!

    Can I blame Sunil?
    Will the courts accept my plea
    that it's not my fault?

    CricketWeb's to blame.
    Those seventeen syllables
    ended my marriage.

    And now I can't stop.
    Nine hundred and ninety one
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    (just kidding about the divorce, but not the number of messages)

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    That was very good,
    But not as funny as should,
    I am, if in mood.

    Why did the chicken,
    cross that large bitumen road?
    I never will know.

    It is so hard to,
    know what to write about,
    and haikus are gay.

    -Thankyou

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    Amen to that

    and i was dissing agarkar

    who cares i still hate agarkar ive use agarkars face as my darts target now , get the Centre of the Forehead and u get 20+ points
    I suppose the Ears are too easy a target!
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    I have you all mad,
    I shall take all the credit,
    (or blame) sorry guys.

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