why i hate england

[sledger]

pathetic patriotism, i cant stand jerusalem, i cant stand the fat idiots walking around tesco in their football shirts stiinking of fags and beer, i cant stand the tories, i cant stand pollit, i cant stand sheffield, i cant stand binge drikers, i i cant stand man utd, i cant stand the england football team, i cant stand people who think they know loads about cricket because they have watced one ashes test match and now know that strauss is the best player ever, i cant stand rikki clarke, i cant stand the crap weather, i cant stand the tabloids, i cant stand ant and dec, i cant stand hood, AND I HATE THE BLOODY ROYAL FAMILY!

what do you hate about england?

(note: the contents of the above might not be entirely sincere)

[cameeel]

That they may beat us at cricket

And warm beer

[sledger]

i have new hates, i also hate the national anthem, i hate garden gnomes, i despise rob key, i despise the dimblebees and the chuckle brothers.

[James]

All I can say is, what is the point.