1. Originally Posted by Neil Pickup
Oh the great enjoyment of Nigar Hashimzade, surely the only Azerbaijani lecturer in the UK.

77 in Stats & Econometrics this year, was quite proud of that.

Anyway, any problems - I'm your man. Likely to end up as a maths teacher anyway so this'll be good practice
I did Econometric Methods in the second year, taught by Cherif Guermat, what a man!! Never really worked out the difference between the 2 but i know they should be worth double most other modules. Brilliant stuff with the 77 though, your a better man than me! You on for a first then??

2. Originally Posted by Neil Pickup
Oh the great enjoyment of Nigar Hashimzade, surely the only Azerbaijani lecturer in the UK.

77 in Stats & Econometrics this year, was quite proud of that.

Anyway, any problems - I'm your man. Likely to end up as a maths teacher anyway so this'll be good practice
Whats 2 + 2?

3. 2 windows

(I know it doesn't work )

4. Now some maths questions to solve please

5. Originally Posted by Jamee999
2 windows

(I know it doesn't work )
I dont get it

6. Originally Posted by Piper
I dont get it
A primary school joke

I + I = a window.

I from the first I goes in.

I

the - from the + goes in.

|-

the I from the second I goes in.

I-I

Now put the = lines across the top and bottom.

and the down from the + in.

What dya get?

A window shape.

And the joke is, that 2+2 must surely equal 2 windows.

I can't believe how hard it is to explain that in writing is, so I did a paint drawing.

7. Originally Posted by steds
...so you get a job collecting taxes
Taxmen don't count. They take everything and leave the counting to the accountants.

8. Originally Posted by Jamee999
A primary school joke

I + I = a window.

I from the first I goes in.

I

the - from the + goes in.

|-

the I from the second I goes in.

I-I

Now put the = lines across the top and bottom.

and the down from the + in.

What dya get?

A window shape.

And the joke is, that 2+2 must surely equal 2 windows.

I can't believe how hard it is to explain that in writing is, so I did a paint drawing.
inteeresting....

9. Originally Posted by Samuel_Vimes
Taxmen don't count. They take everything and leave the counting to the accountants.
that's true, I suppose

10. actually most of my time is taken up with people that want their tax back, honestly..

seems to be Aussies half the time aswell.

though i do take pleasure in issuing bills

11. Originally Posted by superkingdave
though i do take pleasure in issuing bills
You've changed, man. It used to be about the music...

12. Originally Posted by Samuel_Vimes
Taxmen don't count. They take everything and leave the counting to the accountants.
And the accountants leave it to the Tax geeks...

13. I opened this thread expecting to read aussie saying ``All integers are evil and should be beaten from this world''

14. Being an engineering student I have to know maths. I can't really remember any statistics even though I only did it last year (7th form) but I did get an A- for Mathematical Modelling last semester, so if its algebra/calculus/any modelling of real world scenarios I might be able to help.

15. Originally Posted by Voltman
I opened this thread expecting to read aussie saying ``All integers are evil and should be beaten from this world''
haha thats a good one

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