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    Quote Originally Posted by Neil Pickup
    Oh the great enjoyment of Nigar Hashimzade, surely the only Azerbaijani lecturer in the UK.

    77 in Stats & Econometrics this year, was quite proud of that.

    Anyway, any problems - I'm your man. Likely to end up as a maths teacher anyway so this'll be good practice
    I did Econometric Methods in the second year, taught by Cherif Guermat, what a man!! Never really worked out the difference between the 2 but i know they should be worth double most other modules. Brilliant stuff with the 77 though, your a better man than me! You on for a first then??
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    Quote Originally Posted by Neil Pickup
    Oh the great enjoyment of Nigar Hashimzade, surely the only Azerbaijani lecturer in the UK.

    77 in Stats & Econometrics this year, was quite proud of that.

    Anyway, any problems - I'm your man. Likely to end up as a maths teacher anyway so this'll be good practice
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    2 windows

    (I know it doesn't work )
    Or something.

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    Now some maths questions to solve please


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jamee999
    2 windows

    (I know it doesn't work )
    I dont get it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Piper
    I dont get it
    A primary school joke

    I + I = a window.

    I from the first I goes in.

    I

    the - from the + goes in.

    |-

    the I from the second I goes in.

    I-I

    Now put the = lines across the top and bottom.

    and the down from the + in.

    What dya get?

    A window shape.

    And the joke is, that 2+2 must surely equal 2 windows.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jamee999
    A primary school joke

    I + I = a window.

    I from the first I goes in.

    I

    the - from the + goes in.

    |-

    the I from the second I goes in.

    I-I

    Now put the = lines across the top and bottom.

    and the down from the + in.

    What dya get?

    A window shape.

    And the joke is, that 2+2 must surely equal 2 windows.


    I can't believe how hard it is to explain that in writing is, so I did a paint drawing.
    inteeresting....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Samuel_Vimes
    Taxmen don't count. They take everything and leave the counting to the accountants.
    that's true, I suppose

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    actually most of my time is taken up with people that want their tax back, honestly..

    seems to be Aussies half the time aswell.

    though i do take pleasure in issuing bills
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    Quote Originally Posted by superkingdave
    though i do take pleasure in issuing bills
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    Quote Originally Posted by Samuel_Vimes
    Taxmen don't count. They take everything and leave the counting to the accountants.
    And the accountants leave it to the Tax geeks...
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    I opened this thread expecting to read aussie saying ``All integers are evil and should be beaten from this world''

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    Being an engineering student I have to know maths. I can't really remember any statistics even though I only did it last year (7th form) but I did get an A- for Mathematical Modelling last semester, so if its algebra/calculus/any modelling of real world scenarios I might be able to help.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Voltman
    I opened this thread expecting to read aussie saying ``All integers are evil and should be beaten from this world''
    haha thats a good one

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