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Old 29-08-2005, 01:14 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Oh the great enjoyment of Nigar Hashimzade, surely the only Azerbaijani lecturer in the UK.

77 in Stats & Econometrics this year, was quite proud of that.

Anyway, any problems - I'm your man. Likely to end up as a maths teacher anyway so this'll be good practice
I did Econometric Methods in the second year, taught by Cherif Guermat, what a man!! Never really worked out the difference between the 2 but i know they should be worth double most other modules. Brilliant stuff with the 77 though, your a better man than me! You on for a first then??
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Old 29-08-2005, 02:11 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Oh the great enjoyment of Nigar Hashimzade, surely the only Azerbaijani lecturer in the UK.

77 in Stats & Econometrics this year, was quite proud of that.

Anyway, any problems - I'm your man. Likely to end up as a maths teacher anyway so this'll be good practice
Whats 2 + 2?
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Old 29-08-2005, 02:13 PM   #18 (permalink)
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2 windows

(I know it doesn't work )
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Old 29-08-2005, 02:15 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Now some maths questions to solve please
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Old 29-08-2005, 02:15 PM   #20 (permalink)
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2 windows

(I know it doesn't work )
I dont get it
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Old 29-08-2005, 02:31 PM   #21 (permalink)
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I dont get it
A primary school joke

I + I = a window.

I from the first I goes in.

I

the - from the + goes in.

|-

the I from the second I goes in.

I-I

Now put the = lines across the top and bottom.

and the down from the + in.

What dya get?

A window shape.

And the joke is, that 2+2 must surely equal 2 windows.


I can't believe how hard it is to explain that in writing is, so I did a paint drawing.
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...so you get a job collecting taxes
Taxmen don't count. They take everything and leave the counting to the accountants.
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Old 29-08-2005, 02:38 PM   #23 (permalink)
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A primary school joke

I + I = a window.

I from the first I goes in.

I

the - from the + goes in.

|-

the I from the second I goes in.

I-I

Now put the = lines across the top and bottom.

and the down from the + in.

What dya get?

A window shape.

And the joke is, that 2+2 must surely equal 2 windows.


I can't believe how hard it is to explain that in writing is, so I did a paint drawing.
inteeresting....
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Old 29-08-2005, 03:00 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Taxmen don't count. They take everything and leave the counting to the accountants.
that's true, I suppose
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Old 29-08-2005, 03:06 PM   #25 (permalink)
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actually most of my time is taken up with people that want their tax back, honestly..

seems to be Aussies half the time aswell.

though i do take pleasure in issuing bills
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though i do take pleasure in issuing bills
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Taxmen don't count. They take everything and leave the counting to the accountants.
And the accountants leave it to the Tax geeks...
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I opened this thread expecting to read aussie saying ``All integers are evil and should be beaten from this world''
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Being an engineering student I have to know maths. I can't really remember any statistics even though I only did it last year (7th form) but I did get an A- for Mathematical Modelling last semester, so if its algebra/calculus/any modelling of real world scenarios I might be able to help.
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I opened this thread expecting to read aussie saying ``All integers are evil and should be beaten from this world''
haha thats a good one
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