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    My playlist is completely dominated by The Smiths and Joy Division at the moment, but some interesting answers nonetheless.

    What do you think of me, iTunes?
    I Remember Nothing - Joy Division
    I'm not memorable I guess.

    Will I have a happy life?
    Bigmouth Strikes Again - The Smiths
    Not sure what to make of that.

    What do my friends really think of me?
    She's Lost Control - Joy Division
    They think I'm female, for a start. That can't be good.

    Do people secretly lust after me?

    Hard To Explain - The Strokes
    Sounds like a 'no' to me.

    How can I make myself happy?
    Last Night I Dreamt That Somebody Loved Me - The Smiths
    Aww...

    What should I do with my life?
    Everyday Is Like Sunday - Morrissey
    I guess that means I should live every day like Sunday, i.e. sleep in and do nothing. I'm on the right track then.

    Why must life be so full of pain?
    Why Don't You Find Out For Yourself - Morrissey
    Not very helpful.

    Will I ever have children?
    Every You Every Me - Placebo
    Is that a yes?

    Will I die happy?

    Sparks - The Who
    Not sure, but I'll die by electrocution, apparently.

    Can you give me some advice?
    Won't Get Fooled Again - The Who
    Not trying to fool you, just asking...

    What do you think happiness is?
    Girlfriend In A Coma - The Smiths
    My iTunes player is officially evil.

    Am I left handed?
    This Charming Man - The Smiths
    Well, I am actually left-handed, so I guess this charming man is me.

    Would Scallywag have admitted that England were the better side by now?
    Cemetry Gates - The Smiths
    It was all too much for him, I'm afraid - R.I.P.

    Does Steve Harmison really think his facial hair looks good?
    What Difference Does It Make? - The Smiths
    Probably got a point there.

    Who is better, Lara or Tendulkar?
    A Song For Jeffrey - Jethro Tull
    Boycott thinks he's better than both of them. And he can't spell his own name, I guess.

    Has Vic unleashed an unrestrainable monster by beginning the BotB thread?
    Love Will Tear Us Apart - Joy Division
    It's going to end in tragedy if that's anything to go by.

    Is the Oracle out of the Matrix a soul singer in a previous life?

    The Boy With The Thorn In His Side - The Smiths
    Not sure who that's referring to...

    Will the next song played on my iPod be sung by The Whitlams?
    Last Nite - The Strokes
    Not tonight then.
    Last edited by Adamc; 29-08-2005 at 06:53 PM.

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    I'm going commit suicide with a cat?

    Will I have a happy life?
    "Should I Stay Or Should I Go" - Clash
    I guess it is suicide thought then for me.

    What do my friends really think of me?
    "19-2000" - Gorillaz
    Only 19 out of 2000 that is like 0.95% am i that bad?

    Do people secretly lust after me?
    "Its A Jolly Holiday With Mary" - Mary Poppins
    Well i do dress up as a girl often, (JOKE).

    How can I make myself happy?
    "Cool For Cats" - Squeeze
    That is very creepy, *** with animals?!?

    What should I do with my life?
    "Red Dwarf Theme" - Anon.
    Watch TV, good idea.

    Why must life be so full of pain?
    "The Anthem" - Good Charlotte
    I guess I'm just a loser.

    Will I ever have children?
    "Bruce's Philosophers Song" - Monty Python
    Yes i will, but only when ****ed.

    Will I die happy?
    "Letterbomb" - Green Day
    First line is "Every one hates you"

    Can you give me some advice?
    "Ain't That A Lot Of Love" - Tom Jones & Simply Red
    Kinky answer.

    What do you think happiness is?
    "Hey Jude" - The Beatles
    So having Jude is happiness, ok.

    Am I left-handed?
    "Sultans Of Swing" - Dire Straights
    But i bowl spin! So neither?

    Would Scallywag have admitted that England were the better side by now?
    "Maxwells Silver Hammer" - The Beatles
    Violent, and messy. I like it.

    **Stopped cos really like this song, so i wanted to listen to it all.

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    My only portable music player is a discman, so I'll have to use Windows Media Player if that's allowed.

    What do you think of me, Windows Media Player?
    U2 - Beautiful Day
    -hmm...optimistic maybe?

    Will I have a happy life?
    The Postal Service - This Place is a Prison
    - no.


    What do my friends really think of me?

    Muse - Time is Running Out
    -


    Do people secretly lust after me?

    Athlete - Modern Mafia
    - scary.


    How can I make myself happy?
    Muse - Spiral Static
    - beats me.


    What should I do with my life?
    The Smiths - William, It Was Really Nothing
    - ??


    Why must life be so full of pain?
    Muse - Megalomania
    - brilliant


    Will I ever have children?
    The Strokes - Alone Together
    - guessing not


    Will I die happy?

    Franz Ferdinand - Cheating on You
    - nope


    Can you give me some advice?
    Dishwalla - Until I Wake Up
    - ("no disappointment until I wake up") so stay asleep as much as possible then


    What do you think happiness is?
    Muse - Butterflies and Hurricanes
    - alright then


    Am I left handed?
    Gramsci - For The Asking
    - Who knows?


    Would Scallywag have admitted that England were the better side by now?
    Coldplay - Til Kingdom Come
    - bit of a wait ahead.


    Does Steve Harmison really think his facial hair looks good?
    Radiohead - Karma Police
    - Steve's in trouble.


    Who is better, Lara or Tendulkar?

    Louis XIV - A Letter to Dominique
    - Cork has had a *** change and has improved dramatically. Apparently.


    Has Vic unleashed an unrestrainable monster by beginning the BotB thread?
    Coldplay - Everything's Not Lost
    - jolly good.


    Is the Oracle out of the Matrix a soul singer in a previous life?
    Shihad - Just Like Everybody Else
    -
    Last edited by _Ed_; 30-08-2005 at 02:09 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Adamc
    What do you think happiness is?
    Girlfriend In A Coma - The Smiths
    My iTunes player is officially evil.

    Would Scallywag have admitted that England were the better side by now?
    Cemetry Gates - The Smiths
    It was all too much for him, I'm afraid - R.I.P.
    Brilliant.
    It's cold on the outside they say
    But the cold leaves you clear while the heat leaves a haze


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    Here we go. Enjoy

    What do you think of me, iTunes?
    You Talk Way Too Much - The Strokes
    - You know me well then

    Will I have a happy life?
    Cecilia - Simon and Garfunkel
    - Name of my future wife? Dunno

    What do my friends really think of me?
    These Days - Powderfinger
    - ???

    Do people secretly lust after me?
    Keys to Your Love - Rolling Stones
    - Cool. Hope it continues then

    How can I make myself happy?
    Just Because - Jane's Addiction
    - So I'll be happy no matter what?

    What should I do with my life?
    Here Today - The Beach Boys
    - Become a school teacher ... no

    Why must life be so full of pain?
    The Lost Song - Cat Empire
    - Bloody find it then

    Will I ever have children?
    First Time - Jebediah
    - Say no more I think

    Will I die happy?

    Sunny Afternoon - The Kinks
    - Beats frozen to death in Alaska or something like that

    Can you give me some advice?
    We Didn't Start The Fire - Billy Joel
    - Defer blame. I already do that

    What do you think happiness is?
    On Mercury - RHCP
    - What, not where you idiot

    There you go

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    What do you think of me, Creative Zen?
    Los Angeles Is Burning- Bad Religion
    -That doesn't sound good.

    Will I have a happy life?
    The Long and Winding Road- The Beatles
    -Looks like it'll be a while till I get happiness then

    What do my friends really think of me?
    She's Not There- Santana
    -Maybe they think I'm not very smart... and a woman

    Do people secretly lust after me?
    Lookin' Out My Back Door- The Living End
    -... Oh God

    How can I make myself happy?
    Down- Creed
    -You want me to put my hands where!??

    What should I do with my life?
    She's Got Something To Say- The Vines
    -So I should give advice to people? Apparently it still thinks I'm a woman, too

    Why must life be so full of pain?
    Kill All The White Men- NOFX
    -Hmmmm.... So all I have to do is kill all the white men and I'll be pain-free? Guess I can't feel anything if I'm dead.

    Will I ever have children?
    With or Without You- Dope
    -I guess either way I'll be okay

    Will I die happy?

    Worst Hangover Ever- The Offspring
    -Well I definetely won't wake up happy...

    Can you give me some advice?
    Pulling Teeth- Green Day
    -I didn't know I needed dental work done.

    What do you think happiness is?

    All The Small Things- Blink 182
    -Getting the small aspects of life right, I guess.

    Edited with Vic's questions:

    Am I left handed?
    Baby Break It Down- The Rolling Stones


    Would Scallywag have admitted that England were the better side by now?
    Stockholm Syndrome- Blink 182
    -Scallywag's been kidnapped!??

    Does Steve Harmison really think his facial hair looks good?
    Simon- Lifehouse
    I was asking about Harmison, not Jones

    Who is better, Lara or Tendulkar?
    Don't Call Me White- NOFX
    Neither of them are white...

    Has Vic unleashed an unrestrainable monster by beginning the BotB thread?
    Scotty Doesn't Know- Lustra
    So you don't know then. And neither does Scotty


    Is the Oracle out of the Matrix a soul singer in a previous life?

    Twisting By The Pool- Dire Straits
    I've no idea...


    Will the next song played on my Zen be sung by The Whitlams?
    Fade To Black- Metallica
    Looks like my time is up.
    Last edited by andyc; 30-08-2005 at 01:56 AM.
    Quote Originally Posted by flibbertyjibber View Post
    Only a bunch of convicts having been beaten 3-0 and gone 9 tests without a win and won just 1 in 11 against England could go into the home series saying they will win. England will win in Australia again this winter as they are a better side which they have shown this summer. 3-0 doesn't lie girls.

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    I apologise if any song names are wrong, but I'm too lazy to ever fix them.. and now I don't know
    Will I have a happy life?
    Green Day "Haushinka"
    Yeah, well, that's great, a name... maybe I'll have fun far away, time to move I think.

    What do my friends really think of me?
    Rob Zombie "Dragula"
    I'm a... I don't think i want to go here, regardless my friends must hate me

    Do people secretly lust after me?
    Bryan Adams "Inside out"
    For my personality, score..

    How can I make myself happy?
    Roy Orbison "Penny Arcade"
    Money wasting here we come!

    What should I do with my life?
    Police "Roxanne"
    Nuff said...

    Why must life be so full of pain?
    Green Day "Longview"
    Because "masturbation has lost it's fun."

    Will I ever have children?
    The Offspring "The kids aren't allright"
    I pity my children

    Will I die happy?
    Daddy Cool "Eagle Rock"
    Well, at the very least there will be rock of some sort involved, maybe like in the Lord of the Flies

    Can you give me some advice?
    R.E.M "Man on the moon"
    Clearly i should leave.

    What do you think happiness is?
    Mental as Anything "Working for the Man"
    Well, sounds bad to me, except the part about his daughter, I hope she is hot.

    And vics...
    Am I left-handed?
    Louis Armstrong "What a wonderful world"
    No, it's wonderful being a rightie.

    Would Scallywag have admitted that England were the better side by now?
    Billy Joel "A Matter of Trust"
    I'd say thats a yes, just have faith.

    Does Steve Harmison really think his facial hair looks good?
    Billy Joel "Only the good die young"
    No?

    Who is better, Lara or Tendulkar?
    1927 "Don't forget me"
    Does that mean I'm better? or winamp?

    Has vic unleased an unrestrainable monster by creating the BoTB thread?
    The Living End "Closing In"
    It's all over

    Is the Oracle out of the Matrix a soul singer in a previous life?
    Cake "The Distance"
    a long time ago?

    Will the next song played on my winamp playlist be a song by The Whitlams?
    Eric burdon and the Animals "San franciscan nights"
    No?

    Weird mix
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    No kidding, this is the best thread idea I've seen on any forum EVER.

    Will I have a happy life?
    "Haircut" - The Waifs
    FINE! Geez, first my family is telling me I need a haircut and now, the Waifs!?!

    What do my friends really think of me?
    "Dirty Pool" - Stevie Ray Vaughan
    My friends are cheating me, eh? That's it, 'gattling gun at the top of a tall building' time.

    Do people secretly lust after me?
    "The Distance" - Cake
    From a distance? DAMMIT, come up and say hi!

    How can I make myself happy?
    "New Millenium" - Dream Theater
    So a big change is the solution.

    What should I do with my life?
    "Shake Hands With Beef" - Primus
    I'm serious - this one came up. I swear.........

    Why must life be so full of pain?
    "Harpoon" - Jebediah
    Yup, a harpoon would hurt.........

    Will I ever have children?
    "Out There Somewhere" - Orbital
    So I have to search for them? Sheesh, nothign ever coes easy.

    Will I die happy?
    "Dog Day Sunrise" - Fear Factory
    Oh dear. Doesn't bode well.

    Can you give me some advice?
    "Stripped" - Rammstein
    But I'm already naked..........

    What do you think happiness is?
    "Pistol Grip Pump" - Rage Against The Machine
    Happiness is a warm gun?

    And vics...
    Am I left-handed?
    "45" - Machine Gun Fellatio
    The answer to the question was almost the meaning of life. So close.

    Would Scallywag have admitted that England were the better side by now?
    "Hungry Years" - Weddings, Parties, Anything
    Probably more apt to where Australia's Test team is headed.

    Does Steve Harmison really think his facial hair looks good?
    "To Dejo Madrid" - Shakira
    Much like Harmi's facial hair, the title of this track makes no sense to me.

    Who is better, Lara or Tendulkar?
    "All Shook Up'" - Elvis
    Lara overtaking Tendy is even getting to The King.

    Has vic unleased an unrestrainable monster by creating the BoTB thread?
    "Where Is The Party" - Madonna
    Nope! Bring it on and lets' party some more!

    Is the Oracle out of the Matrix a soul singer in a previous life?
    "Praise You" - Fatboy Slim
    Yes! I believe! I see the light!

    Will the next song played on my ipod playlist be a song by The Whitlams?
    "Reflection" - Massive Attack
    Nope.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Top_Cat
    No kidding, this is the best thread idea I've seen on any forum EVER.
    Very much agreed, great idea. Although Paint Turtle is a beauty too.

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    A few more questions, Ashes style

    Will Australia win the Ashes?
    Rudie Can't Fail- The Clash
    Rudie= Ponting, therefore Ponting can't fail. So we will win!

    Should Hayden be dropped for the last test?
    Social Suicide- Bad Religion
    So... it'd be committing suicide for the Aussies if he was dropped? So he should be retained, then...

    Will Glenn McGrath be fit?
    Who's Gonna Save Us- The Living End
    Who's gonna save us? Glenn's gonna save us!

    Will Simon Jones be fit?
    Nobody Knows- Live
    Well, thanks a lot.

    Will Kevin Pietersen actually hang on to a catch?
    Answer In The Sky- Elton John
    So maybe an Aussie will sky it and he'll take it.

    What about Gerraint Jones?
    You Shook Me All Night Long- AC/DC
    Jones's hands will be a bit shaky, so expect some more drops

    Does England deserve to win the series?
    Crazy Little Thing Called Love- Queen
    Well I've no idea what that means

    What will it take for Australia to win the Ashes?
    Days of Rust- INXS
    So the experienced players have to find some form then...

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    Quote Originally Posted by andyc
    Very much agreed, great idea. Although Paint Turtle is a beauty too.
    That'll be the way I didn't come up with it, then, just nicked it off someone else on livejournal
    once you think you're out they pull you back in

    I mean, before Harrisburg, it was highly improbable that what happened in Harrisburg could ever happen, but as soon as it did, the probability happened to go up to no less than 100 percent, so it was almost certain that it had happened.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Samuel_Vimes
    That'll be the way I didn't come up with it, then, just nicked it off someone else on livejournal
    Well you didn't have to tell us that!

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    Stealing Andy's questions (and modifying them a bit, since Australia can't technically win the Ashes!). Great thread btw.

    Will Australia retain the Ashes?
    Something In The Air - Thunderclap Newman
    Overcast conditions might make it difficult for England to play for a draw - then again Australia might struggle against the seamers.

    Should Hayden be dropped for the last test?
    Save The Life Of My Child - Simon and Garfunkel
    His mum says 'no'.

    Will Glenn McGrath be fit?
    These Things Take Time - The Smiths
    Sounds like Erroll Alcott will have to work a miracle then.

    Will Simon Jones be fit?
    The Boxer - Simon and Garfunkel
    Suggests that he's a tough guy, so probably will be fit.

    Will Kevin Pietersen actually hang on to a catch?
    Wond'ring Aloud - Jethro Tull
    Aren't we all...

    What about Geraint Jones?
    That Joke Isn't Funny Anymore - The Smiths
    I'm sure a lot of English fans are thinking this, and even more will if Jones has another bad match with the gloves.

    Does England deserve to win the series?
    Those Were The Days - Cream
    Eh? So they don't deserve to win these days?

    What will it take for Australia to retain the Ashes?
    Smash The Mirror - The Who
    England's aggressive strategies mirror Australia's, so they've got to somehow stop them from playing that way I guess.
    "Under the spreading chestnut tree,
    I sold you and you sold me."

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    Right-o, let's get on with this.

    What do you think of me, Winamp?
    Evermore - It's too late.
    Uh-Oh.

    Will I have a happy life?
    The Clash - London Calling
    I should move to London? Woah.


    What do my friends really think of me?
    U2 - One
    They think I'm the one?? Oh...wait...how the heck did winamp know I've got only one friend?


    Do people secretly lust after me?
    Muse - Feeling Good
    Ah, and they even feel good about it?


    How can I make myself happy?
    Silverchair - Suicidal Dreams
    *sniff* Goodbye, world.


    What should I do with my life?
    Joe Satriani - House full of Bullets.
    Pepper my house with bullets? My girlfriend's, maybe? Maybe you just want ME to be a house full of bullets. Yes, I give my life up for The Indian Army.


    Why must life be so full of pain?
    Muse - Citizen Erased
    Erase all the memories, they'll only bring us pain....


    Will I ever have children?
    Muse - Hate this and I'll love you.
    Song about servicing and destroying. So that means I service my children, and they destroy me.


    Will I die happy?
    Led Zeppelin - Stairway to Heaven.
    It's all about being optimistic....


    Can you give me some advice?
    Muse - Ruled by Secrecy
    Shush, Sriram, Shush.


    What do you think happiness is?
    Coldplay - Moses
    Falling in love with the most beautiful woman in the world....


    Am I left handed?
    Athlete - Wires
    I've even got wires?? I'm an android?


    Would Scallywag have admitted that England were the better side by now?
    Iron Maiden - Fear of the Dark.



    Does Steve Harmison really think his facial hair looks good?
    Iron Maiden - Dance of Death.
    He'll only realize it when he dances the dance of death? Right.


    Who is better, Lara or Tendulkar?
    Dream Theater - Another Day.
    Apparently a batsman named Day will carve up the cricketing world.


    Has Vic unleashed an unrestrainable monster by beginning the BotB thread?
    U2 - I still haven't found what I'm looking for.
    There's an ultimate Battle thread coming up?


    Is the Oracle out of the Matrix a soul singer in a previous life?
    Eric Clapton - Layla
    I'm lost.
    Last edited by Agent TBY; 30-08-2005 at 08:52 AM.
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    Might as well do these ones too, so much fun! Great thread.

    Will Australia retain the Ashes?
    Ash - Walking Barefoot
    Wow, confidence.

    Should Hayden be dropped for the last test?
    Athlete - Out of Nowhere
    A Hayden fan obviously, thinks the question is unwarranted!

    Will Glenn McGrath be fit?
    Maximo Park - The Night I Lost My Head
    Hmm, not sure.

    Will Simon Jones be fit?
    The Smiths - Please, Please, Please Let Me Get What I Want
    A Jones fan.

    Will Kevin Pietersen actually hang on to a catch?
    Radiohead - True Love Waits
    Hmmm

    What about Geraint Jones?
    Athlete - Shake Those Windows
    ?

    Does England deserve to win the series?
    Fat Les - Vindaloo
    Yes, this really came up. I'd say this is a yes!

    What will it take for Australia to retain the Ashes?
    Gramsci - Easy
    Contradicting itself!

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