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Old 24-08-2005, 09:04 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Icon5 Paid is back, where has he been?
Well I'm back.

Not sure for how long though, but while i am here i guess i'll give you lowdown on what i've been doing in the past year.



Joined a ten pin bowling league with mates (two of them are CW members). I'm a Turkey (get it). No? Then I say this a Turkey = XXX.

Got an iPod. It rocks the socks. Seriously.

Graduated University (Bachelor of Commerce IS & EC). What a waste.

Got a job! Shameless Plug Ahead: I'm now the head Rental Manager for Fastwave Communications (www.fastwave.com.au), which means i do nothing. But occasionally i rent out Satellite Telephone all over Australia. SO if you want/need one for work email at rental@fastwave.com.au.

Got my first outdoor cricket 50 (78 in about 50 balls). And we still lost butonly by 5 runs.

Hit my first six (now hit 4 of them). Over square leg.

Still got lots of ugly ugly shirts. Although the ugly HShirts are now no longer stocked in KMart so i'm having trouble finding new ones.



Damn! Not a good thing that the major things in my last year are summarised in 7 points. Damn I suck
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Old 24-08-2005, 09:07 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 24-08-2005, 09:09 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 24-08-2005, 09:18 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 24-08-2005, 09:33 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 24-08-2005, 10:01 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Ah Bob.... is there anything you say that isn't funny?

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