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    Things Movies Promised and not Delivered

    We were promised by movies am i wrong. Now I think we list down all those things that we were promised and send them to people like the goverment and movie producers and get them to start on these things.

    1. Hovercrafts. These were meant to be on the roads and everywhere. Wheres my hovercraft.

    2. Living on mars. I wanna be somewhere near there by now or at least the moon.

    3. Flying Cars. Look everyone knows it we have all seen Back to the Future and Fifth Element. Its the greatest fraud ever im still driving a car that uses its wheels, its wheels people come on.

    4. Star wars. Now look this came out so long ago and none of the stuff has come true. Sure I havent seen 2 of them but i can guess what it promises and nope none of it.

    5. Good things go to good people. Now im becoming a bit bitter. No happy endings here, I never get the girl, I never get all the money, im not rich and famous.
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    Im waiting for the time travelling car (deloriane) to come out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shaka
    Im waiting for the time travelling car (deloriane) to come out.
    The delorian is an actual car!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Umpire Money
    4. Star wars. Now look this came out so long ago and none of the stuff has come true. Sure I havent seen 2 of them but i can guess what it promises and nope none of it.
    Star Wars is a Non-Fictional account of what happened in a galaxy far far away...I thought everyone knew that...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Mister Wright
    Star Wars is a Non-Fictional account of what happened in a galaxy far far away...I thought everyone knew that...

    yeah but it did happen in that far far away galaxy a long time ago, so youd reakon we might be a little closer
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mister Wright
    The delorian is an actual car!
    but the time travel for it does not!

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