Things Movies Promised and not Delivered

Umpire Money · 11-08-2005, 11:30 PM

We were promised by movies am i wrong. Now I think we list down all those things that we were promised and send them to people like the goverment and movie producers and get them to start on these things.

1. Hovercrafts. These were meant to be on the roads and everywhere. Wheres my hovercraft.

2. Living on mars. I wanna be somewhere near there by now or at least the moon.

3. Flying Cars. Look everyone knows it we have all seen Back to the Future and Fifth Element. Its the greatest fraud ever im still driving a car that uses its wheels, its wheels people come on.

4. Star wars. Now look this came out so long ago and none of the stuff has come true. Sure I havent seen 2 of them but i can guess what it promises and nope none of it.

5. Good things go to good people. Now im becoming a bit bitter. No happy endings here, I never get the girl, I never get all the money, im not rich and famous.

shaka · 11-08-2005, 11:43 PM

Im waiting for the time travelling car (deloriane) to come out.

Mister Wright · 12-08-2005, 12:01 AM

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Originally Posted by shaka

Im waiting for the time travelling car (deloriane) to come out.

The delorian is an actual car!

Mister Wright · 12-08-2005, 12:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Umpire Money

4. Star wars. Now look this came out so long ago and none of the stuff has come true. Sure I havent seen 2 of them but i can guess what it promises and nope none of it.

Star Wars is a Non-Fictional account of what happened in a galaxy far far away...I thought everyone knew that...

cameeel · 12-08-2005, 12:27 AM

Entire meals contained in capsules

age_master · 12-08-2005, 12:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Mister Wright

Star Wars is a Non-Fictional account of what happened in a galaxy far far away...I thought everyone knew that...

yeah but it did happen in that far far away galaxy a long time ago, so youd reakon we might be a little closer

age_master · 12-08-2005, 12:32 AM

guns that never miss a target and never need reloading?

Burpey · 12-08-2005, 12:43 AM

A secret agent who kills everyone with one shot, overpowers twenty henchmen by himself, gets all the good-looking girls, and saves his country without being harmed the slightest in the process

vic_orthdox · 12-08-2005, 02:58 AM

Everlasting gob-stoppers?

Jamee999 · 12-08-2005, 02:59 AM

Talking sheepigs

Burpey · 12-08-2005, 03:05 AM

A sass-talking Mr Potato Head

shaka · 12-08-2005, 03:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Mister Wright

The delorian is an actual car!

but the time travel for it does not!

vic_orthdox · 12-08-2005, 03:33 AM

The American Dodgeball Association of America.

Burpey · 12-08-2005, 03:40 AM

A Derek Zoolander Centre For Kids Who Can't Read Good And Would Like To Learn How To Do Other Stuff Good Too

cpr · 12-08-2005, 08:44 AM

America winning a war single handed

America winning a war.

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Umpire Money State Vice-Captain Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: On the Computer Posts: 1,232	Things Movies Promised and not Delivered We were promised by movies am i wrong. Now I think we list down all those things that we were promised and send them to people like the goverment and movie producers and get them to start on these things. 1. Hovercrafts. These were meant to be on the roads and everywhere. Wheres my hovercraft. 2. Living on mars. I wanna be somewhere near there by now or at least the moon. 3. Flying Cars. Look everyone knows it we have all seen Back to the Future and Fifth Element. Its the greatest fraud ever im still driving a car that uses its wheels, its wheels people come on. 4. Star wars. Now look this came out so long ago and none of the stuff has come true. Sure I havent seen 2 of them but i can guess what it promises and nope none of it. 5. Good things go to good people. Now im becoming a bit bitter. No happy endings here, I never get the girl, I never get all the money, im not rich and famous. __________________ You have just read a post from Jason Pike, he is what you wish you were

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