uneasy times, dudes

nibbs · 29-07-2005, 07:27 PM

tonight chances are I'll have to hang out with this guy who I think is a total lamer, and really fellas, he is. when he tells a joke, he always laugh afterwards. not once have i found one of his jokes funny. this leads to an awkward situation where i suppose i'm just meant to laugh even though i don't want to. yet, i somehow force the laughter. apparently though, forcing laughter can cause stomach ulcers. i don't want to get stomach ulcer ffs. so should i just not laugh in future? perhaps i should say to him, "you shouldn't laugh at your own jokes, especially when they're not funny." i'll definitely be considering these options tonight.

nibbs · 29-07-2005, 07:29 PM

he's the boyfriend of victoria's best friend, which makes thing even worse btw

age_master · 29-07-2005, 07:39 PM

ive never heard forcing laughter can cause stomach ulcers (googled - they are cause by these - The direct cause of peptic ulcers is the destruction of the gastric or intestinal mucosal lining of the stomach by hydrochloric acid, an acid normally present in the digestive juices of the stomach. Infection with the bacterium Helicobacter pylori is thought to play an important role in causing both gastric and duodenal ulcers. Helicobacter pylori may be transmitted from person to person through contaminated food and water. Antibiotics are the most effective treatment for Helicobacter pylori peptic ulcers.

Injury of the gastric mucosal lining, and weakening of the mucous defenses are also responsible for gastric ulcers. Excess secretion of hydrochloric acid, genetic predisposition, and psychological stress are important contributing factors in the formation and worsening of duodenal ulcers.

Another major cause of ulcers is the chronic use of anti-inflammatory medications, such as aspirin. Cigarette smoking is also an important cause of ulcer formation and ulcer treatment failure.)

maybe just laugh a little as in he is amusing, but not funny, laugh to be polite but dont encourage his joke telling.

nibbs · 29-07-2005, 08:13 PM

i think preferably i'll stay as far away as possible

Hoggy31 · 29-07-2005, 08:46 PM

Talk to guy, You'll find out you have loads in common with him

Nnanden · 29-07-2005, 09:11 PM

Nibbs man, we`re here to help.

I have no advice. That is all.

Smudge · 29-07-2005, 09:58 PM

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Originally Posted by nibbs

tonight chances are I'll have to hang out with this guy who I think is a total lamer, and really fellas, he is. when he tells a joke, he always laugh afterwards. not once have i found one of his jokes funny. this leads to an awkward situation where i suppose i'm just meant to laugh even though i don't want to. yet, i somehow force the laughter. apparently though, forcing laughter can cause stomach ulcers. i don't want to get stomach ulcer ffs. so should i just not laugh in future? perhaps i should say to him, "you shouldn't laugh at your own jokes, especially when they're not funny." i'll definitely be considering these options tonight.

Are you going somewhere with lots of mirrors?

nibbs · 30-07-2005, 12:11 AM

i'm afraid not, voltman.

King_Ponting · 30-07-2005, 02:56 AM

stomach ulcers are bad, where did u hear that forced laughter, caused ulcers bs from?

luckyeddie · 30-07-2005, 03:57 AM

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Originally Posted by King_Ponting

stomach ulcers are bad, where did u hear that forced laughter, caused ulcers bs from?

That's nothing. Eating turnips gives you piles.

Piper · 30-07-2005, 07:51 AM

Oh God.... Kurt for Gods sake just talk to him... this thread is showing u as someone who is shallow....

King_Ponting · 30-07-2005, 08:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Piper

Oh God.... Kurt for Gods sake just talk to him... this thread is showing u as someone who is shallow....

Shallow in reference to the friends he choses? How is he being shallow unless he is judging them on their looks alone?

Piper · 30-07-2005, 08:38 AM

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Originally Posted by King_Ponting

Shallow in reference to the friends he choses? How is he being shallow unless he is judging them on their looks alone?

Argh!! never mind

lord_of_darkness · 30-07-2005, 04:04 PM

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so should i just not laugh in future? perhaps i should say to him, "you shouldn't laugh at your own jokes, especially when they're not funny." i'll definitely be considering these options tonight.

Kurt your answers lie within those quotes itself.. do whatevers best because i heard stomach ulcers arent good and it wouldnt be best for you at this young age..Be straight up and keep him shot down in large groups..that way there will be a less likely chance of him crackin lame *** jokes..

Agent TBY · 30-07-2005, 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by lord_of_darkness

Kurt your answers lie within those quotes itself.. do whatevers best because i heard stomach ulcers arent good and it wouldnt be best for you at this young age..Be straight up and keep him shot down in large groups..that way there will be a less likely chance of him crackin lame *** jokes..

Too late, it's already tomorrow.

29-07-2005, 07:27 PM	#1 (permalink)
nibbs International Captain Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Auckland, New Zealand Posts: 6,873	uneasy times, dudes tonight chances are I'll have to hang out with this guy who I think is a total lamer, and really fellas, he is. when he tells a joke, he always laugh afterwards. not once have i found one of his jokes funny. this leads to an awkward situation where i suppose i'm just meant to laugh even though i don't want to. yet, i somehow force the laughter. apparently though, forcing laughter can cause stomach ulcers. i don't want to get stomach ulcer ffs. so should i just not laugh in future? perhaps i should say to him, "you shouldn't laugh at your own jokes, especially when they're not funny." i'll definitely be considering these options tonight. __________________ "Matt Damon"

29-07-2005, 07:39 PM	#3 (permalink)
age_master Hall of Fame Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia Posts: 15,777	ive never heard forcing laughter can cause stomach ulcers (googled - they are cause by these - The direct cause of peptic ulcers is the destruction of the gastric or intestinal mucosal lining of the stomach by hydrochloric acid, an acid normally present in the digestive juices of the stomach. Infection with the bacterium Helicobacter pylori is thought to play an important role in causing both gastric and duodenal ulcers. Helicobacter pylori may be transmitted from person to person through contaminated food and water. Antibiotics are the most effective treatment for Helicobacter pylori peptic ulcers. Injury of the gastric mucosal lining, and weakening of the mucous defenses are also responsible for gastric ulcers. Excess secretion of hydrochloric acid, genetic predisposition, and psychological stress are important contributing factors in the formation and worsening of duodenal ulcers. Another major cause of ulcers is the chronic use of anti-inflammatory medications, such as aspirin. Cigarette smoking is also an important cause of ulcer formation and ulcer treatment failure.) maybe just laugh a little as in he is amusing, but not funny, laugh to be polite but dont encourage his joke telling. __________________ Member of CW Green Kerry O'Keefe - Worlds funniest Commentator

29-07-2005, 08:46 PM	#5 (permalink)
Hoggy31 International Captain Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: alanis morrissette Posts: 6,177	Talk to guy, You'll find out you have loads in common with him __________________ penis Dream XI: M Hyder, J Linker, M Clock, S Wetsin, A Simms, A Golcrhist, B Hugg, S Worde, B Leap, J Giuseppe, G MacGrith

29-07-2005, 09:11 PM	#6 (permalink)
Nnanden You'll Never Walk Alone Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: New South Wales Posts: 26,190	Nibbs man, we`re here to help. I have no advice. That is all. __________________ Jesus saves proudly supporting Liverpool FC

30-07-2005, 07:51 AM	#11 (permalink)
Piper International Captain Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: England Posts: 6,346	Oh God.... Kurt for Gods sake just talk to him... this thread is showing u as someone who is shallow.... __________________ February 10th 2009 <3 Rest In Peace Fardin Rest In Peace Sazza

29-07-2005, 07:29 PM	#2 (permalink)
nibbs International Captain Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Auckland, New Zealand Posts: 6,873	he's the boyfriend of victoria's best friend, which makes thing even worse btw

29-07-2005, 08:13 PM	#4 (permalink)
nibbs International Captain Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Auckland, New Zealand Posts: 6,873	i think preferably i'll stay as far away as possible

30-07-2005, 12:11 AM	#8 (permalink)
nibbs International Captain Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Auckland, New Zealand Posts: 6,873	i'm afraid not, voltman.

30-07-2005, 02:56 AM	#9 (permalink)
King_Ponting International Regular Join Date: May 2005 Location: Western Australia Posts: 3,043	stomach ulcers are bad, where did u hear that forced laughter, caused ulcers bs from?

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