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    stupidest injuries

    well there have been some very famous examples of these, for instance santiago canizares the spanish number one keeper at the 2002 world cup in korea and japan dropped a huge bottle of aftershave on his foot, which smashed and severed a tendon in his foot, as a result he missed the entire tournament and was replaced by iker cassilas.

    i myself experienced this stupidity this very morning, i rolled over to pull the bed covers over me and my shoulder popped out, and it hurt....a lot....it seems ok now......but aches like hell....

    any other stupid examples or stories out there?

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    There was the famous time when darius Vassel tried too remove a blister with a power drill......the reuslts were not pretty

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    Quote Originally Posted by kendall
    There was the famous time when darius Vassel tried too remove a blister with a power drill......the reuslts were not pretty
    hahaha yeh i remember that, poor old darius has also recently been caught on camera with people raing cars round birmingham at 3am in the morning, illegally of course, nice one darius you clever boy you.


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    Quote Originally Posted by kendall
    There was the famous time when darius Vassel tried too remove a blister with a power drill......the reuslts were not pretty
    Manchester : BEWARE.
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    Yes he is off to join the cigar stabbing joey Barton and manchester city unless Barton has been sakced by then.

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    haha that guy is an idiot as well, not an awful played mind you.

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    Hahahaha.

    How about inhaling a mosquito and then stung by it in the throat and then having a sore throat for all week.

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    lleyton hewitt has his old "falling down stairs" injury

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    Quote Originally Posted by PY
    Manchester : BEWARE.
    To be honest he'll fit right in around certain parts of the city


    Cannot forget Dave Beasant (yes, the wonder keeper himself) breaking his foot by dropping a bottle of mayonaise on it......

    I'm sure a Man Utd player at the time broke his foot by putting it through his coffee table, think it was Andy Cole....


    Best one i know of personally was my mates brother broke his arm rollerblading... a week later he went playing footie, played in net, and broke his other arm....
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    What about the infamous (Pringle?) letter writing injury

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    I was 10 and very much into diving - a bit like Harry Kewell really but 10 was my real age, it's just his mental one.

    I went off the 5 metre diving board.

    I missed the pool (at first). I leave the rest to your imagination other than to say that I spent quite some time in hospital.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kendall
    lleyton hewitt has his old "falling down stairs" injury
    Which police station?

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