The jokes thread.

[Behlol]

Im posting a joke..If you have a good joke.Share it.
Beppo is standing in a line for ATM.he talks with a friend.

Friend: What are you looking at?
Beppo Singh: I know your PIN no., hee, hee.
Friend: Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?
Beppo Singh: four asterisks!

[King_Ponting]

Im posting a joke..If you have a good joke.Share it.
Beppo is standing in a line for ATM.he talks with a friend.

Friend: What are you looking at?
Beppo Singh: I know your PIN no., hee, hee.
Friend: Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?
Beppo Singh: four asterisks!

This is a triple thread. Two more threads like it

[Agent TBY]

This is a triple thread. Two more threads like it

There's the funny jokes thread, there's the bad jokes thread.

This is just the joke thread, i suppose.

[vic_orthdox]

There's the funny jokes thread, there's the bad jokes thread.

This is just the joke thread, i suppose.

Clearly that joke belongs in one of them

[King_Ponting]

Clearly that joke belongs in one of them

Definantly the latter of the two

[King_Ponting]

There is also the best joke you have ever told thread, so with this that makes 4............... A duplicate if i ever saw one

[sledger]

its all gravy.

[Behlol]

i got a joke and thought to share.i didn't know that there have been many threads like this.instead of telling me u people start criticising..this is wat i dont like abou cricketweb forum members.

[Hoggy31]

Im posting a joke..If you have a good joke.Share it.
Beppo is standing in a line for ATM.he talks with a friend.

Friend: What are you looking at?
Beppo Singh: I know your PIN no., hee, hee.
Friend: Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?
Beppo Singh: four asterisks!

Ahhh, that Beppo Singh, Always getting himself into crazy yet humorous situations

[sledger]

i got a joke and thought to share.i didn't know that there have been many threads like this.instead of telling me u people start criticising..this is wat i dont like abou cricketweb forum members.

dont you worry buddy, good effort young fella, keep it up behlol mate.

[lord_of_darkness]

this is wat i dont like abou cricketweb forum members.

whoa.. im down with beppo singh.. but im not down with the generalisation..

[sledger]

well poor little behlol has been driven away again it would seem how sad.

[Langeveldt]

Ahhh, that Beppo Singh, Always getting himself into crazy yet humorous situations

Ah yeah I remember, always a bit of a dasher our Beppo... a marauder.. But brings smiles to the faces of so many..

[Piper]

A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

[King_Ponting]

Why do women wear white at weddings?
Isnt that the colour of all kitchen appliances?