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    What's your funniest ever joke?

    I'm talking about the ones you've made yourself where you couldn't stop laughing. I believe mine was in year five (eight years ago), and it was about Mal Colton's penis being made of wood, so he had to boil it when he wanted it to change shape. Don't remember how exactly we got onto the topic, but my friend and I were booted out of class because we couldn't stop laughing.
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    ...Mal Colton? Was he a politician, or that newsreader guy?

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    One of my friends lives up in Aberdeen, lets just say his area isnt the most desirable... evening entertainment consists of looking out of his flat window seeing how successful the local hookers are that evening... One day watching bargain hunt over breakfast, we managed to transform 'HookerWatch' into a seedy version of Bargain Hunt, presented by John Leslie... coupled between making that, refining the rules, making a few select 'quotes' from the show, and actually twisting whats really happening on bargain hunt, we had a good laugh for the whole week we were up there....
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    ^ hahaha i can imagine.. thats like living on K Road ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Casson
    I'm talking about the ones you've made yourself where you couldn't stop laughing. I believe mine was in year five (eight years ago), and it was about Mal Colton's penis being made of wood, so he had to boil it when he wanted it to change shape. Don't remember how exactly we got onto the topic, but my friend and I were booted out of class because we couldn't stop laughing.
    Had one in similar circumstances. The entire class were studying a poem being recited by one of the students. When she got to the line " And his apples hung on the branches till they fell off", my friend and I looked at each other, not a word was spoken, and both had this fit of laughter that lasted nearly a minute. I tell you, there were tears in our eyes. Got reprimanded too.
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    Best joke ever: English cricket team
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    haha, back a while back in the Phillipines at school, we were watching this video on clowns, and this gay clown was juggling, and he started licking the balls on their way down!! i COULD NOT STOP LAUGHING, for 20+ minutes i was laughing my head off, so hard that i had a pain in my stomach, it was hilarious.
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    ^ Lol..!! a gay clown.. hahahahah that sounds hillarious as rob..

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJellett
    Best joke ever: English cricket team
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    Quote Originally Posted by marc71178
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    says you.

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    Funniest one I've thought of, which has been on here before..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Langeveldt
    Funniest one I've thought of, which has been on here before..

    "Why is a tennis ball like an old woman?"

    "Both lose their hair if you hit them hard enough!"
    That's nasty. So nasty in fact, it's almost on-par with...

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