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    You have been warned

    Australian 'beer' fans, I have becone so sick and tired of your incessant bleating over recent months (you sound like flipping New Zealanders with the whining and the moaning and the 'I can't get Dolly's wool clean any more') that I have decided to put your national product on trial.

    As you are no doubt aware, I am a brewing expert, but even I am unconvinced that I can render your country's insipid liquid to a barely acceptable level suitable for goats, or Australians, let alone connoisseur Englishmen.

    Still, nothing ventured, nothing gained. I've just set up a fermentation of the laughingly-described 'Coopers Real Ale'. I'm amazed they even bother to supply Brewer's Yeast. I reckon it'll be as good as it gets when I've just added the sugar in 5 minutes.

    Not that I'm pre-judjing the issue, of course.

    I'll keep you informed - I did it for your benefit.
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    lol sounds like a laugh, will be intrested to see the results

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    Well, there's no going back now.

    The final stage was the adding of the Brewer's Yeast - and that does not give me cause for confidence.

    It says on the label : "Cooper's Finest Australian Brewer's Yeast". Now looking at that logically, I think that we're in for an incomplete fermentation. The key word is 'Australian' which indicates that the yeast is going to attack the sugary slop with gusto for a couple of hours, then fall to the bottom of the barrel. A bit like Brad Hogg in that respect, I suppose.


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    Quote Originally Posted by luckyeddie
    (you sound like flipping New Zealanders with the whining and the moaning and the 'I can't get Dolly's wool clean any more')
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    Beer, to me, is just about the most awful tasting stuff in the world. I'd rather gargle concentrated sulphuric acid and this is a real social problem when at my age, all of my mates are getting into different alcoholic drinks, imported beers, etc. "Hey Corey, wanna beer?" "No I don't drink, like I haven't for 26 years, remember??" "You're weird."

    I won't deny there are differences between the beers but it just ain't for me. I guess this is a long-winded way of saying I'm no expert on the topic. It's momentous for me to either experience or admit that so it was worth the post.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Top_Cat
    Beer, to me, is just about the most awful tasting stuff in the world. I'd rather gargle concentrated sulphuric acid and this is a real social problem when at my age, all of my mates are getting into different alcoholic drinks, imported beers, etc. "Hey Corey, wanna beer?" "No I don't drink, like I haven't for 26 years, remember??" "You're weird."

    I won't deny there are differences between the beers but it just ain't for me. I guess this is a long-winded way of saying I'm no expert on the topic. It's momentous for me to either experience or admit that so it was worth the post.
    Hate it too, I can just about tolerate Castle Lager and Miller Lite (If everyone else is drinking it)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Top_Cat
    Beer, to me, is just about the most awful tasting stuff in the world. I'd rather gargle concentrated sulphuric acid and this is a real social problem when at my age, all of my mates are getting into different alcoholic drinks, imported beers, etc. "Hey Corey, wanna beer?" "No I don't drink, like I haven't for 26 years, remember??" "You're weird."

    I won't deny there are differences between the beers but it just ain't for me. I guess this is a long-winded way of saying I'm no expert on the topic. It's momentous for me to either experience or admit that so it was worth the post.
    Isn't being a non-beer drinker tantamount to being "downright un-bloody-Australian?"
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    I'm assuming that you've come over to Australia and had our beer on tap over here, LE? Me, I'll happily drink Carlton Draught till the cows come home - or someone yells out "Cheap spirits!".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Top_Cat
    Beer, to me, is just about the most awful tasting stuff in the world. I'd rather gargle concentrated sulphuric acid and this is a real social problem when at my age, all of my mates are getting into different alcoholic drinks, imported beers, etc. "Hey Corey, wanna beer?" "No I don't drink, like I haven't for 26 years, remember??" "You're weird."

    I won't deny there are differences between the beers but it just ain't for me. I guess this is a long-winded way of saying I'm no expert on the topic. It's momentous for me to either experience or admit that so it was worth the post.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Top_Cat
    Beer, to me, is just about the most awful tasting stuff in the world. I'd rather gargle concentrated sulphuric acid and this is a real social problem when at my age, all of my mates are getting into different alcoholic drinks, imported beers, etc. "Hey Corey, wanna beer?" "No I don't drink, like I haven't for 26 years, remember??" "You're weird."

    I won't deny there are differences between the beers but it just ain't for me. I guess this is a long-winded way of saying I'm no expert on the topic. It's momentous for me to either experience or admit that so it was worth the post.
    I agree, beer is disgusting. Whenever I drink I usually go for mixes - bourbon and coke usually because we can get cheap ones just up the road.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Redman
    I agree, beer is disgusting. Whenever I drink I usually go for mixes - bourbon and coke usually because we can get cheap ones just up the road.
    Damn you! Can't get them for less than $6 on a night out anywhere. Daylight (actually, its at nighttime ) robbery.

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