every waking minute
How many times a day? Not that often. The nights though, are a different story.
"Youre known for having a liking for men who look like women."
"FFS I'm sick and tired of having to see a bloke bend over to pick something up or lean over and see their arse crack. For christ's sake pull your pants up or buy some underpants you bogan because nobody want's to see it. And this is a boat building shed (well one of them) not a porn studio."
Here is hoping your wife does not check out CW forums!Originally Posted by Slow Love™
Originally Posted by Slow Love™
Sledger, you suck
"If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - for ever."
Bad singing, carrot-top anythings, atrocious legspin (it has to be seen to believe, he's given me headaches from laughing at his bowling) and whenever anyone says 'what time's pickup?'.
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"People today have too big a devil and too small a God"
- Stephen Currie
"The Lord is my light and my salvation; whom shall I fear? The Lord is the strength of my life; of whom shall I be afraid?" Psalm 27:1
You know he got me out LBW last week Pete... I thought the ball was going to land on the top nettingOriginally Posted by PY
. Commonly known as the 'hole' ball i.e. must've gone through a hole to get inside the net, it's a difficult one because you're likely to already laughing by the time it has reached you and uncapable of dealing with it except letting it hit you.
I haven't played a proper game against Neil in a long time but before we do he always claims he's improved, then we get stuck into him and he blames something or says we don't give him enough respect.
I thought Chris was giving him twirly lessons by email.Originally Posted by PY
Nigel Clough's Black and White Army, beating Forest away with 10 men
At which point, Neil became the greatest spinner ever to walk this earth.
Maybe he should give up the leggies and try something else but then that would be rather strange.
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I also clean bowled you with a googly, which I felt was slightly more impressive. And you didnae get me... fancy another matchup Sunday?Originally Posted by Langeveldt
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I can also bowl offspin, medium pace inswing and outswing. And I got picked as a wicketkeeper-batsman last Wednesday.Originally Posted by roseboy64
Tut tut, he should bowl it flat.Originally Posted by Langeveldt
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Beware the evils of Kit-Kats - they're immoral apparently.
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