IMO they are hilarious but i just wanted to gauge peoples opinions on this comic pair.
Hilarious
Idiots
IMO they are hilarious but i just wanted to gauge peoples opinions on this comic pair.
R.I.P Fardin Qayyumi (Cricket Player)
'Last one on drugs is a queer,' yells portillo..
Hope is a good thing, maybe even the best of things. And no good thing ever dies......
Self appointed president of the KPPAS
Who?
marc71178 - President and founding member of AAAS - we don't only appreciate when he does well, but also when he's not quite so good!
Anyone want to join the Society?
Beware the evils of Kit-Kats - they're immoral apparently.
Derek and clive aka Peter Cook and Dudley Moore. Renowned for their use of the c word among others!!
To quote Marc : Who?
Or something.
RIP Fardin Qayyumi (AKA "cricket player"; "Bob"), 1/11/1990 - 15/4/2006
yeh mate ive got no idea who they are either
I'm very surprised and disappointed!!! They were two characters created by Peter Cook and Dudley Moore(hopefully people know this pair) which featured on some famous audio comedy albums such as Ad Nauseum and Derek and Clive Live.
The 3 albums: Derek & Clive Live, Come Again & Ad Nauseam are without doubt the funniest & most offensive material ever committed to vinyl. It's very, very strong stuff: racist, sexist and blasphemous (Peter Cook waxing lyrical about getting "the horn" for the recently dead Pope laid on his catafalque because someone had gone to the trouble of plucking out his nostril hair is sublimely offensive), but it is underscored with a dark satirical intelligence.
It would be very easy to be po-faced & say the humour is beyond the pale, but it passes the comedy test: it makes you laugh.
My favourite line? Probably Cook's eulogy of the Russian health service: "The health service is fabulous, as soon as you're ill they kill you; there's no f*cking about with cures."
Cricket Web's current Premier League Tipping Champion
- As featured in The Independent.
"Like queuing at the post office, or a cardboard cup of weak milky tea there is a quality of slightly clichéd but still beautifully reassuring Englishness about watching Cook bat"
- Barney Ronay
Knew i could rely on you brumby!
Can you mention one whale in the history of mankind that has a record in the top 10??
I'm just listening to Ad Nauseam now actually (with headphones on, it's not my girlfriend's cup of tea!). I love Cook's impression of Bruce Forsyth:
"Let's have some c*** from the audience. Hello, c*** from the audience? Come in & make a fool of youself!"![]()
Never heard any Derek and Clive material - Peter Cook was generally pretty funny, although I never had a lot of time for Dudley Moore. Last thing I ever saw him in (Cook) was that Comic Strip episode where Rik Mayall and Ade Edmondson played (somewhat ironically) alcoholics, and he kept borrowing their "fairy liquid" to clean up the mess from his murdering escapades next door.
"Youre known for having a liking for men who look like women."
- Linda
"FFS I'm sick and tired of having to see a bloke bend over to pick something up or lean over and see their arse crack. For christ's sake pull your pants up or buy some underpants you bogan because nobody want's to see it. And this is a boat building shed (well one of them) not a porn studio."
- Craig
Sounds like "Mr Jolly Lives Next Door".Originally Posted by Slow Love™
Yeah, I think that was it. I may be confusing it with another one, but I think it's the one where they get forcibly contracted to "take out" Nicholas Parsons. Very funny actually - most of the early Comic Strips were, although they seemed to deteriorate some years down the track.Originally Posted by BoyBrumby
Yeah, that's the one: Rik & Ade run an ****** agency (with themselves as the escorts) & they steal an envelope filled with money & the instruction to "take out" Nicholas Parsons that was intended for Mr Jolly (Cook) the hitman who lives next door.Originally Posted by Slow Love™
I love Peter Richradson as Mr Lovebucket the gangster who hires Mr Jolly,
"Last week someone wrote on the back of my car 'Mr Lovebucket is a w@nker'. Now I'm married, so not only is it very wrong; it's also very unkind."
er.....not sure who we are talking about still....
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