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Old 17-04-2010, 09:50 AM   #4321 (permalink)
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Old 17-04-2010, 12:46 PM   #4322 (permalink)
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Old 17-04-2010, 02:08 PM   #4323 (permalink)
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Haha, never expected that.

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Old 17-04-2010, 02:39 PM   #4324 (permalink)
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Old 17-04-2010, 02:43 PM   #4325 (permalink)
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Old 17-04-2010, 02:46 PM   #4326 (permalink)
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Should have made it more clear I was being sarcastic. Should have said 'Who the **** are you?' or something along those lines. How could someone not know who he is?
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Old 17-04-2010, 02:48 PM   #4327 (permalink)
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Old 17-04-2010, 04:14 PM   #4328 (permalink)
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Should have made it more clear I was being sarcastic. Should have said 'Who the **** are you?' or something along those lines. How could someone not know who he is?
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Old 18-04-2010, 12:32 AM   #4329 (permalink)
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Old 18-04-2010, 12:55 AM   #4331 (permalink)
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Old 18-04-2010, 01:21 AM   #4332 (permalink)
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Very under-whelming tbh.
Not unlike your performance in the ole sack iirc.
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