That deserves a whooooooooooosh for including me in that comment.
pretty sure my cousins got Wolverine as one of his middle names (according to the NHS he does anyway, the joys of my old job having access to details on anyone in the country )
"All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusions is called a philosopher." - Ambrose Bierce
Langeveldt: I of course blame their parents.. and unchecked immigration!
GingerFurball: He's Austrian, they tend to produce the odd ****ed up individual
Burgey: Be careful dealing with neighbours whose cars don't have wheels but whose houses do.
Uppercut: Maybe I just need better strippers
If you chose to call your child 4Real, surely you'd know that it'd get bullied and never taken seriously in life? Although they're clearly bogans and as long as they stayed in that trailer park for the rest of their lives, 4Real probably wouldn't be out of place as the neighbour's kid is called CondomSplit.
Heh, that just reminded me of an ancient joke regarding being so scally (chav/bogan etc) that the nearest thing they have to a birth certificate is a letter of apology from Durex
'Copperfield,' said Mr. Micawber, 'farewell! Every happiness and prosperity! If, in the progress of revolving years, I could persuade myself that my blighted destiny had been a warning to you, I should feel that I had not occupied another man's place in existence altogether in vain.
- Wilkins Micawber
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
hmm, excuse me for being ignorant, but how is a nose stud a part of her religion? Know a few hindu's, dont know any with nose studs, never come accross it as mentioned before. So is it genuine or is she trying to hide behind religion there?
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