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    That deserves a whooooooooooosh for including me in that comment.
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    3. Although Cow Tipping is a hilarious student game in backwater towns such as Bangor, there really is no need for Mitchell to cover one side of the cow in superglue

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    pretty sure my cousins got Wolverine as one of his middle names (according to the NHS he does anyway, the joys of my old job having access to details on anyone in the country )
    "All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusions is called a philosopher." - Ambrose Bierce
    Langeveldt: I of course blame their parents.. and unchecked immigration!
    GingerFurball: He's Austrian, they tend to produce the odd ****ed up individual
    Burgey: Be careful dealing with neighbours whose cars don't have wheels but whose houses do.
    Uppercut: Maybe I just need better strippers

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    If you chose to call your child 4Real, surely you'd know that it'd get bullied and never taken seriously in life? Although they're clearly bogans and as long as they stayed in that trailer park for the rest of their lives, 4Real probably wouldn't be out of place as the neighbour's kid is called CondomSplit.


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    Heh, that just reminded me of an ancient joke regarding being so scally (chav/bogan etc) that the nearest thing they have to a birth certificate is a letter of apology from Durex

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    Think I might ask the missus politely to move out before this happens to me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Casson View Post
    Clickety click

    Think I might ask the missus politely to move out before this happens to me.
    Ouch is all I can think of saying tbh.
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    1) Had double pneumonia as a kid, as did my twin sis. Doctors told my parents to pray that we lived through the night. Dad said **** off, I'm an atheist, you ****s better save my kids, etc. Then prayed anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Casson View Post
    Clickety click

    Think I might ask the missus politely to move out before this happens to me.
    Been a bad week for male genitalia.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pasag View Post
    Been a bad week for male genitalia.
    Nah mine are going pretty fine, thanks for asking.

    Anyone going to say 'pics'?

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    Quote Originally Posted by pasag View Post
    Been a bad week for male genitalia.
    Comiserations, when's the funeral?

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    hmm, excuse me for being ignorant, but how is a nose stud a part of her religion? Know a few hindu's, dont know any with nose studs, never come accross it as mentioned before. So is it genuine or is she trying to hide behind religion there?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Matteh View Post
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    Ouch is all I can think of saying tbh.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cpr View Post
    hmm, excuse me for being ignorant, but how is a nose stud a part of her religion? Know a few hindu's, dont know any with nose studs, never come accross it as mentioned before. So is it genuine or is she trying to hide behind religion there?
    i dont know exactly on it.....thought the same thing

    but i think some people in tamilnadu i think wear it once they are married

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