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    Quote Originally Posted by pasag View Post
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    British blamed for Basra badgers

    UK military spokesman Major Mike Shearer said: "We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area.

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    I have no artical for this but in my local court, there is a case going on over a woman who allegedly stole three bags of dogfood and it's made it all the way to a court case!
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    Quote Originally Posted by pasag View Post
    Seen that on our news TBH, was bloody funny.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pasag View Post
    The tank was allegedly stolen from A-One Lift Truck Services, where it was available for hire and was popular with students who used it for school formals.
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    Only a bunch of convicts having been beaten 3-0 and gone 9 tests without a win and won just 1 in 11 against England could go into the home series saying they will win. England will win in Australia again this winter as they are a better side which they have shown this summer. 3-0 doesn't lie girls.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cpr View Post
    3. Although Cow Tipping is a hilarious student game in backwater towns such as Bangor, there really is no need for Mitchell to cover one side of the cow in superglue

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    It makes me cry that people like that are allowed to vote

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    Dwarf's penis stuck to vacuum cleaner

    The attachment broke before the performance and Mr Blackner tried to fix it using extra-strong glue, but unfortunately only let it dry for 20 seconds instead of the 20 minutes required.

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    From Sky News: Arsehole threatens to name child "Spider Pig" if he gets 100,000 votes on Facebook.

    It's not that people like him are allowed to breed, more that they can find someone to breed with.
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    "I don't believe a word of Pietersen's book, but then I don't believe a word anyone else has said either."
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    Quote Originally Posted by BoyBrumby View Post
    From Sky News: Arsehole threatens to name child "Spider Pig" if he gets 100,000 votes on Facebook.

    It's not that people like him are allowed to breed, more that they can find someone to breed with.
    There's plenty of that sort of thing on Facebook though, i just consider most of them idle threats.

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    Quote Originally Posted by howardj View Post
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    Too slow.

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