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    Fake penis raises drug test objections

    Fake penis raises drug test objections
    1:00 PM May 13

    A life-like prosthetic penis called the Whizzinator and other products promising to help illegal drug users pass urine tests provoked US lawmakers on Wednesday to take legal action with subpoenas of manufacturers.

    Lawmakers objected to attempts to circumvent drug tests with products such as The Whizzinator, a fake penis that can provide a flow of clean urine "again and again, anytime, anywhere you need it!" according to the website www.whizzinator.com.

    A congressional subcommittee voted to subpoena the owner of Puck Technology of Signal Hill, California, the company that makes the Whizzinator.

    The panel also voted to subpoena the owners of Health Choice of New York City and Spectrum Labs of Cincinnati, two companies that lawmakers said also were suspected of selling products aimed at circumventing drug tests.

    The owners were required to provide financial and operational records by Monday and to appear at a congressional hearing on Tuesday.

    "These companies seek through deception to make a buck by violating our trust and compromising our security," said Representative Ed Whitfield, a Kentucky Republican who chairs the House Energy and Commerce Committee's oversight and investigations panel.

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    Well, now we know where the genitals of all the naked shop dummies have got to.
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    They aren't the first. Stumpy obese Argie cheat, er rather the world's greatest footballer Diego Maradona used one to evade the authorities & it was actually stolen from the museum in Argentina where it was displayed:

    http://www.shortnews.com/start.cfm?i...ort=1&sparte=4

    I think it says something about their mentality that they're so proud their greatest son is a cheat the method he used is an exhibit!!
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    If only they had chopped his 'hand of god' off and displayed that. I think your leniency in merely calling the stumpy Argie cheat obese is undeserved, he was in the Lisa Riley/Rik Waller weight division last time I saw.
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    we have drug tests at our school, except its hair, and only goes to urine if you're completely bald... everywhere
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    Quote Originally Posted by andyc
    we have drug tests at our school

    what school do you go to?

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    Quote Originally Posted by age_master

    what school do you go to?
    SAS- shanghai american school.. its an international school that runs on the american curriculum. i object to the tests mainly because its pretty iffy on whether or not they have to tell the police when someone tests positive, and if the police find out, you're out of the country...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robertinho
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    we have drug tests at our school, except its hair, and only goes to urine if you're completely bald... everywhere
    We get random drug dogs come to my old school and we get random checks..

    If they had drug tests at my school.. consider almost all the school gone...
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    How exactly is a fake drug penis a "threat to security"?
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    Quote Originally Posted by lord_of_darkness
    We get random drug dogs come to my old school and we get random checks..

    If they had drug tests at my school.. consider almost all the school gone...
    That's really quite alarming. Random checks are illegal here, given that even high school kids have a right against unwarranted search and seizure.
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    We have random drugs tests at college, but its done externally.. No danger of me needing one of these gizmo's though..
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