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    The Unsexy Persons Thread !!

    I came across this while doing a google search for something quite different but I found it quite interesting and so thought of sharing it with you guys.

    This fellow wants his audience to think of completely UNSEXY things. Not disgusting or violent or horrific but those which are basically devoid of all sexiness. To explain, he puts being SEXY at one end of the scale at 10 and at the other end of -10 is nauseating. In the centre at 0 is unsexy

    He gives some examples too but I did not find that very funny. I thought it would be better to put people on this scale. For example, you may want to put Lady Diana at 9 and Prince Charles at -7 (just an example) but who would leave you completely unmoved so as to rate a ZERO on the sexiness scale or be fit to be termed totally unsexy
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    Kyrgyz sheep farmers, perhaps?

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    I've always found mathematical equations profoundly unsexy. Although not repulsive either....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Samuel_Vimes
    Kyrgyz sheep farmers, perhaps?
    Check with the sheep


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    Quote Originally Posted by Samuel_Vimes
    Kyrgyz sheep farmers, perhaps?
    There's probably a market for Kyrgyz vowel farmers
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    Quote Originally Posted by luckyeddie
    There's probably a market for Kyrgyz vowel farmers
    hahaha, they're great at scrabble though - they never have to buy a vowel (or maybe they're terrible, I can't really remember how scrabble works points wise).

    Depending on where you're from though it could be argued that there's vowels there...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Mxyzptlk
    I never found Lady Di sexy at all.
    I'm sure you were too young to find anyone sexy back then.
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