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Old 02-05-2005, 08:08 AM   #1 (permalink)
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The Unsexy Persons Thread !!
I came across this while doing a google search for something quite different but I found it quite interesting and so thought of sharing it with you guys.

This fellow wants his audience to think of completely UNSEXY things. Not disgusting or violent or horrific but those which are basically devoid of all sexiness. To explain, he puts being SEXY at one end of the scale at 10 and at the other end of -10 is nauseating. In the centre at 0 is unsexy

He gives some examples too but I did not find that very funny. I thought it would be better to put people on this scale. For example, you may want to put Lady Diana at 9 and Prince Charles at -7 (just an example) but who would leave you completely unmoved so as to rate a ZERO on the sexiness scale or be fit to be termed totally unsexy
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Old 02-05-2005, 08:12 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Kyrgyz sheep farmers, perhaps?
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Old 02-05-2005, 08:14 AM   #3 (permalink)
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I've always found mathematical equations profoundly unsexy. Although not repulsive either....
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Old 02-05-2005, 08:16 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Kyrgyz sheep farmers, perhaps?
There's probably a market for Kyrgyz vowel farmers
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I never found Lady Di sexy at all.
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There's probably a market for Kyrgyz vowel farmers
hahaha, they're great at scrabble though - they never have to buy a vowel (or maybe they're terrible, I can't really remember how scrabble works points wise).

Depending on where you're from though it could be argued that there's vowels there...
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I never found Lady Di sexy at all.
I'm sure you were too young to find anyone sexy back then.
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