One for us girls....

Piper · 30-04-2005, 01:36 PM

WOMEN RULE

If you're a woman, there is a 10 in 10 chance this will make you laugh...

POINTS TO PONDER:
Why are married women heavier than single women?
Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

SOME RIDDLES:
Q: How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to
do the dishes?
A:Both of them.

Q: How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
A: He buys two cases of beer.

Q: Why are blonde jokes so short?
A: So men can remember them.

Q: How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
A: We don't know; it has never happened.

Q: Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good
looking?
A: They all already have boyfriends.

Q: What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A: A widow.

Q: When do you care for a man's company?
A: When he owns it.

Q: How do you get a man to do sit-ups?
A: Put the remote control between his toes

Q: What did God say after creating Adam?
A: "I MUST be able to do better than that!"

Q: What did God say after creating Eve?
A: "No need to mess with Perfection."

Q: How are men and parking spots alike?
A: Good ones are always taken.

Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
God says: "So you would love her."
"But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"
God says: "So she would love you."

age_master · 30-04-2005, 03:41 PM

obviously a 0/10 chance of making you laugh if your male

Pratters · 30-04-2005, 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by age_master

obviously a 0/10 chance of making you laugh if your male

Agreed.

cricket player · 30-04-2005, 03:56 PM

It is a shame Piper Although I am not a men yet(Youth)but This is just disgrace why would you take and I know casson is the one who should be blamed,

Pratters · 30-04-2005, 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cricket player

It is a shame Piper Although I am not a men yet(Youth)but This is just disgrace why would you take and I know casson is the one who should be blamed,

I would like a bit of explanation CP on what you just said.

Cheers

Somerset · 30-04-2005, 05:33 PM

Fairly lame jokes Piper, I do not find them funny either, this one is pretty much the only one slightly humourous.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Piper

Q: What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A: A widow.

nibbs · 30-04-2005, 05:38 PM

i loled at 2 different jokes btw. especially the gay joke

jot1 · 30-04-2005, 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Somerset

Fairly lame jokes Piper, I do not find them funny either, this one is pretty much the only one slightly humourous.

I don't think you're supposed to find them funny if you're male.

I think they're funny.

cricket player · 30-04-2005, 06:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jot1

I don't think you're supposed to find them funny if you're male.

I think they're funny.

Yeah you made a clear point that insulting a male is funny.

Pratters · 30-04-2005, 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cricket player

Yeah you made a clear point that insulting a male is funny.

What a send off by CP!

KennyD · 30-04-2005, 06:56 PM

I liked em', some pretty funny ones.

Heard pretty much all of them before however.

JASON · 30-04-2005, 07:04 PM

I am sorry for you Piper, if you think Men are like that !! You obviously haven't met a real new age sensitive man yet ! Disappointed !!

roseboy64 · 30-04-2005, 07:27 PM

I don't really think she's like that.

Mr Casson · 30-04-2005, 10:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by roseboy64

I don't really think she's like that.

Haha... good stuff Pipes.

Slats4ever · 01-05-2005, 02:21 AM

sad

30-04-2005, 01:36 PM	#1 (permalink)
Piper International Captain Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: England Posts: 6,346	One for us girls.... WOMEN RULE If you're a woman, there is a 10 in 10 chance this will make you laugh... POINTS TO PONDER: Why are married women heavier than single women? Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge. SOME RIDDLES: Q: How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes? A:Both of them. Q: How does a man show that he is planning for the future? A: He buys two cases of beer. Q: Why are blonde jokes so short? A: So men can remember them. Q: How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? A: We don't know; it has never happened. Q: Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking? A: They all already have boyfriends. Q: What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? A: A widow. Q: When do you care for a man's company? A: When he owns it. Q: How do you get a man to do sit-ups? A: Put the remote control between his toes Q: What did God say after creating Adam? A: "I MUST be able to do better than that!" Q: What did God say after creating Eve? A: "No need to mess with Perfection." Q: How are men and parking spots alike? A: Good ones are always taken. Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?" God says: "So you would love her." "But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?" God says: "So she would love you." __________________ February 10th 2009 <3 Rest In Peace Fardin Rest In Peace Sazza

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JASON Cricketer Of The Year Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: At Work Posts: 7,558	I am sorry for you Piper, if you think Men are like that !! You obviously haven't met a real new age sensitive man yet ! Disappointed !!

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