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    One for us girls....

    WOMEN RULE

    If you're a woman, there is a 10 in 10 chance this will make you laugh...

    POINTS TO PONDER:
    Why are married women heavier than single women?
    Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
    Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

    SOME RIDDLES:
    Q: How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to
    do the dishes?
    A:Both of them.

    Q: How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
    A: He buys two cases of beer.

    Q: Why are blonde jokes so short?
    A: So men can remember them.

    Q: How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
    A: We don't know; it has never happened.

    Q: Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good
    looking?
    A: They all already have boyfriends.

    Q: What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
    A: A widow.

    Q: When do you care for a man's company?
    A: When he owns it.

    Q: How do you get a man to do sit-ups?
    A: Put the remote control between his toes

    Q: What did God say after creating Adam?
    A: "I MUST be able to do better than that!"

    Q: What did God say after creating Eve?
    A: "No need to mess with Perfection."

    Q: How are men and parking spots alike?
    A: Good ones are always taken.

    Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
    God says: "So you would love her."
    "But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"
    God says: "So she would love you."
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    obviously a 0/10 chance of making you laugh if your male
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    Quote Originally Posted by age_master
    obviously a 0/10 chance of making you laugh if your male
    Agreed.

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    It is a shame Piper Although I am not a men yet(Youth)but This is just disgrace why would you take and I know casson is the one who should be blamed,
    Bob is very insane stay away from him

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    Quote Originally Posted by cricket player
    It is a shame Piper Although I am not a men yet(Youth)but This is just disgrace why would you take and I know casson is the one who should be blamed,
    I would like a bit of explanation CP on what you just said.

    Cheers

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    Fairly lame jokes Piper, I do not find them funny either, this one is pretty much the only one slightly humourous.
    Quote Originally Posted by Piper
    Q: What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
    A: A widow.

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    i loled at 2 different jokes btw. especially the gay joke
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    Quote Originally Posted by Somerset
    Fairly lame jokes Piper, I do not find them funny either, this one is pretty much the only one slightly humourous.
    I don't think you're supposed to find them funny if you're male. I think they're funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jot1
    I don't think you're supposed to find them funny if you're male. I think they're funny.
    Yeah you made a clear point that insulting a male is funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cricket player
    Yeah you made a clear point that insulting a male is funny.
    What a send off by CP!

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    I liked em', some pretty funny ones.

    Heard pretty much all of them before however.
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    Well Simon and Xavier hit on all the females but the ladies all want Kenny :naughty:
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    all 3 of them?

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    I am sorry for you Piper, if you think Men are like that !! You obviously haven't met a real new age sensitive man yet ! Disappointed !!

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    I don't really think she's like that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by roseboy64
    I don't really think she's like that.
    Haha... good stuff Pipes.
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