|30-04-2005, 01:36 PM||#1 (permalink)|
Join Date: Jun 2004
One for us girls....
If you're a woman, there is a 10 in 10 chance this will make you laugh...
POINTS TO PONDER:
Why are married women heavier than single women?
Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
Q: How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to
do the dishes?
A:Both of them.
Q: How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
A: He buys two cases of beer.
Q: Why are blonde jokes so short?
A: So men can remember them.
Q: How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
A: We don't know; it has never happened.
Q: Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good
A: They all already have boyfriends.
Q: What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A: A widow.
Q: When do you care for a man's company?
A: When he owns it.
Q: How do you get a man to do sit-ups?
A: Put the remote control between his toes
Q: What did God say after creating Adam?
A: "I MUST be able to do better than that!"
Q: What did God say after creating Eve?
A: "No need to mess with Perfection."
Q: How are men and parking spots alike?
A: Good ones are always taken.
Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
God says: "So you would love her."
"But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"
God says: "So she would love you."
February 10th 2009 <3
Rest In Peace Fardin
Rest In Peace Sazza
|30-04-2005, 03:56 PM||#4 (permalink)|
Join Date: Oct 2004
It is a shame Piper Although I am not a men yet(Youth)but This is just disgrace why would you take and I know casson is the one who should be blamed,
Bob is very insane stay away from him
FAVOURITE UNDER 19 CRICKETER JP McNamara AKA ORTHODOX
|30-04-2005, 04:14 PM||#5 (permalink)|
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Location: Kolkata, India
|30-04-2005, 05:33 PM||#6 (permalink)|
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Auckland, New Zealand
Fairly lame jokes Piper, I do not find them funny either, this one is pretty much the only one slightly humourous.
|30-04-2005, 06:05 PM||#8 (permalink)|
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: South Africa
|30-04-2005, 06:56 PM||#11 (permalink)|
Join Date: Oct 2004
I liked em', some pretty funny ones.
Heard pretty much all of them before however.
|30-04-2005, 07:27 PM||#13 (permalink)|
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Join Date: Apr 2004
I don't really think she's like that.
Sir Alexander Chapman Ferguson = Greatest Ever Manager
"One from ten leaves zero." - Eric Williams, former T&T PM
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R.I.P Fardin Qayyumi
|30-04-2005, 10:03 PM||#14 (permalink)|
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'Copperfield,' said Mr. Micawber, 'farewell! Every happiness and prosperity! If, in the progress of revolving years, I could persuade myself that my blighted destiny had been a warning to you, I should feel that I had not occupied another man's place in existence altogether in vain.
- Wilkins Micawber
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