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    I am so hugry that I could eat a horse

    Actually no I couldn’t and wouldn’t eat a horse. That is just wrong and besides who could really eat a whole fully grown horse. Maybe there is a valid argument that you could eat a little baby horse but I highly doubt that there are many, if any, people who would be cruel enough to eat a little baby horse yet alone be put in a situation where the only eatable thing available to them was a little baby horse and that they were so hungry that they actually killed, cut up, cooked, (unless they wanted raw horse which I guess can’t really be dismissed given the fact that this person is so hungry/ disturbing that they have degraded themselves to such a level where they are eating a horse), and then ate the entire thing. So when you look at it that really is quite a stupid thing to say when you are hungry.
    Nasty reviews we've all had them. My latest from a guy called Steve said 'I could eat alphabet soup and sh1t a better book'

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    Indeed.

    Impressive randomness. Well done.

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    You could eat this one:

    CROJACK (N Hanley) misjudged the second to last fence and fell heavily. N Hanley was uninjured and after being examined by the Club’s doctor was declared fit to fulfil his remaining riding engagements. CROJACK took some time before regaining its feet and was examined by the Club’s veterinary surgeon who reported the horse had suffered a fractured shoulder and was humanely destroyed
    http://www.nzracing.co.nz/Common/Sti....aspx?ID=32319

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    I am so hugry that I could eat a horse .....

    .....I sincerely hope the horse is not as hungry as you


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    never had horse myself
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    About the eating the horse phrase, technically people should eas asses if they want to make asses out of themselves.

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    what an unusual thread....
    Quote Originally Posted by flibbertyjibber View Post
    Only a bunch of convicts having been beaten 3-0 and gone 9 tests without a win and won just 1 in 11 against England could go into the home series saying they will win. England will win in Australia again this winter as they are a better side which they have shown this summer. 3-0 doesn't lie girls.

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    speaking of phrases...there's no such word as can't. stupid imo
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    Quote Originally Posted by nibbs
    speaking of phrases...there's no such word as can't. stupid imo
    there is no such word as impossible.

    another stupid one.

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    first it was i give 110%, but then some tosser got carried away and we got i give 120% or i give 150%. so so gay

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    "word life" wtf?

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    Quote Originally Posted by nibbs
    speaking of phrases...there's no such word as can't. stupid imo
    There isn't really though - can't is a contraction, so it's two words shortened.

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    There are some awesome Punjabi phrases which SJS knows.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Voltman
    There isn't really though - can't is a contraction, so it's two words shortened.
    shut up voltman, just shut up

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    Quote Originally Posted by nibbs
    speaking of phrases...there's no such word as can't. stupid imo
    You are wrong

    can't : kant, Colloq. contraction of can not

    The Lexicon Webster Dictionary, Vol II, Page 146.

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