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  1. 27-03-2005, 04:50 AM #1
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    Worst names to give your kids

    I've been thinking about this. When I have kids, I want to make sure that I give them the worst name possible. I need to enlist the help of people on here, methinks.

    Anyway, my nominations: Burnice for a girl and Turdburger for a boy.
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  2. 27-03-2005, 04:52 AM #2
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    I think Mavis is a pretty nasty name to give a girl, Betty and Gertie too. Rupert and Sheldon are the worst boy names I can think of at the moment.
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    depends on the last name too
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  4. 27-03-2005, 04:54 AM #4
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    Solid contribution there, Rich... hahaha... Mavis. I'm sure that would have been number two!
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  5. 27-03-2005, 04:55 AM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by age_master
    depends on the last name too
    Not in this thread it doesn't. Just the worst, lamest, most tease-worthy first names we can come up with!
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    I've always hated the word 'barnacle'.... so i figure that would be a crappy name.... Barnaby wouldnt be the best either
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    Try and aim for something with the same first letter as the surname. If necessary, give the child a different surname to your own to achieve this - it always sounds awful.,
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  8. 27-03-2005, 05:10 AM #8
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    .....Gertrude's another....
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    Murgatroyd for a boy or Cigarette for a girl. I swear to god I was in a shop one day and this mother was going "Stop crying Cigarette!"
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  10. 27-03-2005, 05:23 AM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by James90
    Murgatroyd for a boy or Cigarette for a girl. I swear to god I was in a shop one day and this mother was going "Stop crying Cigarette!"
    Her name was actually Peta Jackson i bet......
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    Alot of Chinese names are f**ked up. Fuk Wang... crap like that... Parents are just wishing for their children to be harassed!
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    Quote Originally Posted by James90
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    Charlie Manson, Maya Buttriecks or Phil Tufnell would scar the child quite badly
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