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    Favourite Simpsons and Other Cartoon quotes:

    Post them here...

    Some ive got in my head right now:

    Simpsons: There playing monopoly and Herb(Homer's brother) lands on Lisa's hotel and shes like that'll be 1500 dollars or something and Herb goes thats all i got, Then Homer says "Broke again ey' Herb, Just like in real life. I guess your just not much of a businessman"

    Family Guy: Peter's and some other guys are in a prison cell, and the guy threatning them yells out to them, "Your All Dead!" and Peter says "Thank god, he thinks we're zombies. He'll leave us alone."
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    The funny thing about that Family Guy quote is that it's probably the worst one you could have picked.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Casson
    The funny thing about that Family Guy quote is that it's probably the worst one you could have picked.
    Yeah, i just typed the one's i had in my head at the time.

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    Favourite Simpsons quote has always been : "No beer and no tv, make Homer go... something, something.."
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    not another simpsons quote thread
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    a few classics:
    lionel hutz: uh oh, we've drawn judge schneider
    marge: is that bad
    hutz: well, he's had it in for me ever since i kinda ran over his dog
    marge: you did?
    hutz: well, replace the word 'kinda' with the word 'repeatedly', and the word 'dog' with son'

    another:
    marge: the plant called and said if you don't come in tomorrow, don't bother coming in monday
    homer: woohoo! four day weekend

    finally:
    homer: moe, i need your advice
    moe: yeah?
    homer: see, i got this friend named... joey joe joe... junior.. shabadoo
    moe: that's the worst name i ever heard
    *a man starts crying and runs out of the bar*
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    Anything from Ralph.

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    And a few things from Futurama.
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    Homer: 'Oh 10 dollars, I wanted a peanut!'

    Homer's Mind: '10 dollars can buy you many peanuts'

    Homer: 'Explain How?!'

    Homer's Mind: 'Money can be exchanged for goods and services'

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    Homer: "Beer; the cause of and solution to all of life's problems."
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    Homer has been very annoyed with all the attention former president bush has been getting, and while relaxing on the lawn, he sees bush jog by, closely followed, much to his frustration, by santa's little helper
    homer: you could say he's barking up the wrong bush
    homer's mind: there you go homer, the smartest thing you'll ever say and no one's around to hear it
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    Inspector: And what is this "Moes" you speak of?
    Homer's mind: Don't say a bar, don't say a bar!
    Homer: It's a pornography store, I was buying pornography
    Homer's mind: I would have never thought of that

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