Favourite Simpsons and Other Cartoon quotes:

Hoggy31 · 21-03-2005, 03:00 AM

Post them here...

Some ive got in my head right now:

Simpsons: There playing monopoly and Herb(Homer's brother) lands on Lisa's hotel and shes like that'll be 1500 dollars or something and Herb goes thats all i got, Then Homer says "Broke again ey' Herb, Just like in real life. I guess your just not much of a businessman"

Family Guy: Peter's and some other guys are in a prison cell, and the guy threatning them yells out to them, "Your All Dead!" and Peter says "Thank god, he thinks we're zombies. He'll leave us alone."

Mr Casson · 21-03-2005, 03:02 AM

The funny thing about that Family Guy quote is that it's probably the worst one you could have picked.

Hoggy31 · 21-03-2005, 03:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Casson

The funny thing about that Family Guy quote is that it's probably the worst one you could have picked.

Yeah, i just typed the one's i had in my head at the time.

Linda · 21-03-2005, 03:17 AM

Favourite Simpsons quote has always been : "No beer and no tv, make Homer go... something, something.."
"Crazy?"
"Dont mind if I do!"

nibbs · 21-03-2005, 03:22 AM

not another simpsons quote thread

benchmark00 · 21-03-2005, 03:26 AM

Cleetus upon returning some shoes he found on the telephone cables: Hey, i can call my mum from up here..... HEY MA', GET OFF THE DANG ROOF!

andyc · 21-03-2005, 03:30 AM

a few classics:
lionel hutz: uh oh, we've drawn judge schneider
marge: is that bad
hutz: well, he's had it in for me ever since i kinda ran over his dog
marge: you did?
hutz: well, replace the word 'kinda' with the word 'repeatedly', and the word 'dog' with son'

another:
marge: the plant called and said if you don't come in tomorrow, don't bother coming in monday
homer: woohoo! four day weekend

finally:
homer: moe, i need your advice
moe: yeah?
homer: see, i got this friend named... joey joe joe... junior.. shabadoo
moe: that's the worst name i ever heard
*a man starts crying and runs out of the bar*
barney: hey! joey joe joe!

Adamc · 21-03-2005, 04:32 AM

Bender:

"My life, and by extension everyone else's, is meaningless."

"Everybody's a jerk. You, me, this jerk."

Nnanden · 21-03-2005, 04:36 AM

Anything from Ralph.

So many things from Family Guy.

And a few things from Futurama.

masterblaster · 21-03-2005, 04:40 AM

Homer: 'Oh 10 dollars, I wanted a peanut!'

Homer's Mind: '10 dollars can buy you many peanuts'

Homer: 'Explain How?!'

Homer's Mind: 'Money can be exchanged for goods and services'

Homer: 'Wooohooo!'

Then, Homer trips on that very peanut he's been looking for and loses the money, and the chance to buy peanuts.

Top_Cat · 21-03-2005, 05:34 AM

Homer: "Beer; the cause of and solution to all of life's problems."

andyc · 21-03-2005, 05:41 AM

Homer has been very annoyed with all the attention former president bush has been getting, and while relaxing on the lawn, he sees bush jog by, closely followed, much to his frustration, by santa's little helper
homer: you could say he's barking up the wrong bush
homer's mind: there you go homer, the smartest thing you'll ever say and no one's around to hear it
homer: d'oh!

James90 · 21-03-2005, 05:43 AM

"Max Power! It's the name you'd love to touch, but you mustn't touch"

Someone mentioned this a week or two ago
"Out of order? You're out of order, the whole damn system is out of order! Cos when you turn around and put your hand in a pile of goo, that was your best friends face! Forget it Marge, it's chinatown!"

James90 · 21-03-2005, 05:45 AM

Inspector: And what is this "Moes" you speak of?
Homer's mind: Don't say a bar, don't say a bar!
Homer: It's a pornography store, I was buying pornography
Homer's mind: I would have never thought of that

KennyD · 21-03-2005, 05:47 AM

Homer on phone to Japan's Mr Sparkle company.

Japanese guy: "Hey chief, lets talk why not?"

21-03-2005, 03:00 AM	#1 (permalink)
Hoggy31 International Captain Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: alanis morrissette Posts: 6,177	Favourite Simpsons and Other Cartoon quotes: Post them here... Some ive got in my head right now: Simpsons: There playing monopoly and Herb(Homer's brother) lands on Lisa's hotel and shes like that'll be 1500 dollars or something and Herb goes thats all i got, Then Homer says "Broke again ey' Herb, Just like in real life. I guess your just not much of a businessman" Family Guy: Peter's and some other guys are in a prison cell, and the guy threatning them yells out to them, "Your All Dead!" and Peter says "Thank god, he thinks we're zombies. He'll leave us alone." __________________ penis Dream XI: M Hyder, J Linker, M Clock, S Wetsin, A Simms, A Golcrhist, B Hugg, S Worde, B Leap, J Giuseppe, G MacGrith

21-03-2005, 03:02 AM	#2 (permalink)
Mr Casson Cricketer Of The Year Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Sydney Posts: 9,653	The funny thing about that Family Guy quote is that it's probably the worst one you could have picked. __________________ 'Copperfield,' said Mr. Micawber, 'farewell! Every happiness and prosperity! If, in the progress of revolving years, I could persuade myself that my blighted destiny had been a warning to you, I should feel that I had not occupied another man's place in existence altogether in vain. - Wilkins Micawber

21-03-2005, 03:17 AM	#4 (permalink)
Linda International Vice-Captain Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Perth, West Aus Posts: 4,705	Favourite Simpsons quote has always been : "No beer and no tv, make Homer go... something, something.." "Crazy?" "Dont mind if I do!" __________________ "I know I underperformed but after the past 18 months I thought I might have received more than four Test matches' grace." - DR Martyn. "Is there any way to make it longer?" Peter English on Twenty20 Official Face of the v. hip 'Twenty20 Is Boring Society'

21-03-2005, 03:22 AM	#5 (permalink)
nibbs International Captain Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Auckland, New Zealand Posts: 6,873	not another simpsons quote thread __________________ "Matt Damon"

21-03-2005, 04:36 AM	#9 (permalink)
Nnanden You'll Never Walk Alone Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: New South Wales Posts: 26,190	Anything from Ralph. So many things from Family Guy. And a few things from Futurama. __________________ Jesus saves proudly supporting Liverpool FC

21-03-2005, 04:32 AM	#8 (permalink)
Adamc Cricketer Of The Year Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: in the wind, so to speak Posts: 9,129	Bender: "My life, and by extension everyone else's, is meaningless." "Everybody's a jerk. You, me, this jerk."

21-03-2005, 04:40 AM	#10 (permalink)
masterblaster International Captain Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 6,065	Homer: 'Oh 10 dollars, I wanted a peanut!' Homer's Mind: '10 dollars can buy you many peanuts' Homer: 'Explain How?!' Homer's Mind: 'Money can be exchanged for goods and services' Homer: 'Wooohooo!' Then, Homer trips on that very peanut he's been looking for and loses the money, and the chance to buy peanuts. __________________ Self Elected Vice-President of AAAS (Ajit Agarkar Appreciation Society) "Uniting Ajit Agarkar Fans World Wide" Always Live Life With: Intensity, Integrity and Intelligence

21-03-2005, 05:34 AM	#11 (permalink)
Top_Cat Cricket Web: All-Time Legend Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Adelaide, South Australia Posts: 21,200	Homer: "Beer; the cause of and solution to all of life's problems." __________________ Check out my bands! The Colourphonics http://www.youtube.com/user/TheColourphonics http://twitter.com/colourphonics Candice and The Arcade Villains http://triplejunearthed.com.au/Candi...ArcadeVillains

21-03-2005, 05:41 AM	#12 (permalink)
andyc Cricket Web: All-Time Legend Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Canberra Posts: 23,218	Homer has been very annoyed with all the attention former president bush has been getting, and while relaxing on the lawn, he sees bush jog by, closely followed, much to his frustration, by santa's little helper homer: you could say he's barking up the wrong bush homer's mind: there you go homer, the smartest thing you'll ever say and no one's around to hear it homer: d'oh!

21-03-2005, 05:45 AM	#14 (permalink)
James90 Cricketer Of The Year Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Brisbane Posts: 7,555	Inspector: And what is this "Moes" you speak of? Homer's mind: Don't say a bar, don't say a bar! Homer: It's a pornography store, I was buying pornography Homer's mind: I would have never thought of that

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