Post them here...
Some ive got in my head right now:
Simpsons: There playing monopoly and Herb(Homer's brother) lands on Lisa's hotel and shes like that'll be 1500 dollars or something and Herb goes thats all i got, Then Homer says "Broke again ey' Herb, Just like in real life. I guess your just not much of a businessman"
Family Guy: Peter's and some other guys are in a prison cell, and the guy threatning them yells out to them, "Your All Dead!" and Peter says "Thank god, he thinks we're zombies. He'll leave us alone."